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Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: 42 Date: 08 May 04 - 10:28 AM a flea-ridden dachshund, while scratching nefarious plots was a-hatching "Cat" control was his plan Little Hawk was his man. Every last thread he was snatching. tee hee j |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: GUEST,John Gray in Oz Date: 08 May 04 - 01:28 PM I once had a little dog named Ben, He had nine arseholes - nearly ten! He wouldn't bread, and he wouldn't crust, But he ate apple pie, til he fuckin' near bust! JG/FME |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Amos Date: 08 May 04 - 01:43 PM Dear god...the examples of "worst case" poetry are now being selected for emulation by aspirants!! Thus are we bound for hell on a superhighway of intentional mediocrity. A |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Herga Kitty Date: 08 May 04 - 02:26 PM Sinsull's account of the song MMario sings, sounds like the ancient Welsh legend of Gelert's hound. So the reference to a laird (Scottish) is interesting... Kitty |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Little Hawk Date: 08 May 04 - 05:25 PM Ode to Fritz the Dachshund Our dachshund from Deutschland named Fritz Used to give our poor neighbours the fits He peed on their daisies And drove the cats crazy And tore all the garbage to bits He would start at first glimmer of dawn When he'd drop a big load on their lawn Then he'd strut 'round the place A smug look on his face And assault their shitzu with aplomb He would bark at the slightest excuse And go on like a psychotic goose Then he'd bellow on some more Just outside the front door Till they'd turn the old Doberman loose Then he'd yelp and flee into the house Where he'd lurk like a terrified mouse Underneath Mother's bed He would hide and play dead While destroying a sweater or blouse He would eat anything he could steal From a cooler, the fridge or your meal He'd imbibe party glasses Get drunk and make passes At the potbellied pig, how she'd squeal! He tried walking on swimming pool water Which inspired my cousin's young daughter To leap into the drink Though we yelled, "Let him sink!" He was saved, though she hadn't of oughter... He ate seventy pounds of old ribs And robbed candies from babies in cribs When his stomach was pumped They discovered a clump Of old socks and it cost 30 quid! When he finally sickened and died And went to his reward in the sky We got flowers for Mum Played a slow kettle drum Then all cheered and got bloody well high! |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Amos Date: 08 May 04 - 06:06 PM Now there's a hopeful sign!! Oh, LH, you have restored my faith that even the most...oh, never mind. Nice poem!! A |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Joybell Date: 08 May 04 - 06:51 PM There are examples of inspired, but talentless, artists from all over the world. Ed Wood mentioned in my previous post, for example,was American. Forgiveness is not a concept that either one would have understood. Now wait a minute!!!!! Has anybody seen Amos and Mrs. Penelope Rutledge in the flesh in the very same room? Just wondering??? Joy of the Bells. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Peace Date: 09 May 04 - 06:20 PM Ratshit pottery about a diddle log. I don't get it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Wretched poetry about a little dog. From: Amos Date: 09 May 04 - 06:20 PM I have often thought about Mrs Rutledge's flesh, but have never been in it, in the same room or any other. Not for lack of offers on her part, mind you... Something about the Yankee accent, I understand. But there are standards. A |