punch the horse june fred

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 18 Jun 04 - 06:39 AM

Must admit I piped the eye a little meself last night, big softies aint we?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 18 Jun 04 - 05:44 AM

Thank you, Micheal. Apologies for crying during and after Abbeyfeale.

On second thoughts, actually I'm not sorry. I just couldn't help it.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 18 Jun 04 - 04:45 AM

LOL! Nice song!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 17 Jun 04 - 01:36 PM

see you all at the foresters onight

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 12:56 PM

To the tune of "The Inniskillan Dragoon":

"Fair thee well, Brother Deany,
Fair thee well for a while
They say this Irish music
Is going out of style
So you've got yourself a guitar amp
And a 'lectric axe as well
Now yer'll play "The banks of the roses" blues
And blast us all to hell" !!

Thank you for the years, owl'd mate.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 12:15 PM

Very amusing..........................

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,Ayatolla
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 10:45 AM

And Allah said to Muhammed, "Can you make a U turn?"

And Muhammed replied, "No, but I can make its eyes water."

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 09:59 AM

Why, thanks for asking, Michael. Saturday's gig was a glittering success. High society wedding in the most stunning Marquee I've ever been in. Fantastically dressed ladies, swishing around the dance floor in their £2 grand frocks. Quite a sight to behold. The band were pretty good, too. The lead guitarist was shit-hot, in fact. Imported at great expense before catching his early morning flight to Monte Carlo!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 16 Jun 04 - 12:51 AM

?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 08:22 AM

Raggy,at an educated guess that would be a "no"?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,raggytash
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 07:13 AM

Only if I win the lottery on Saturday

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 06:46 AM

Sounds like you're going to be a busy man this week/end Mick!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 06:06 AM

Weeeeeeeell Raggy, the Bev Fest finishes on the sunday night so we will not be venturing any were until Monday.I have the rest of the week off (until wednesday) when I have to be in York.Will you still be around at the Whitby Monday and Tuesday?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 05:34 AM

Michael

Friday will once again see us in th fair sea port of whitby, Saturday day Newton Aycliffe for BBQ, back to Whitby at night for party in the Endeavour and Sunday possibly (only slight) call in at Beverley. Perchance you and the lady Mary venturing out to whitby at some point

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 05:05 AM

He did'nt make a hole in the water as promised, Raggy?

Just to remind our many fan and follower "Punch the Horse" will be playing at "The Foresters" in Beverley this Thursday night.

By the by, how did the saturday gig with "Fizzy Gravy" go Deany?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Raggytash
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 07:01 PM

Ossenflags

Beverley will sadly be missed this year due to previous invitations, so Friday will see us in Whitby en-route to Newton Aycliffe Saturday day time and back to Whitby for a party on Saturday night ..... me and my little accordianist buddy(who incidentally was not responsible for spilling my pint, that was Harry Wilson's pint, my pint spiller was another accordianst, must go with the instrument)had a little chat on Friday evening in the Dolphin when hopefully I managed to convey to him that his accompaniment was not always required or even welcome.......... I thought he had got the hint but heard on Saturday that the owner of the campsite had words with him in the early hours for being noisy ........ ho hum ..... beer in, wits out

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Willa
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:28 PM

True - that's why the pills of mercury.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: KJ
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:01 PM

It's all about syphilis!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,spud
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 02:47 AM

thanks willa and doug that'll be the one

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:16 PM

"The Unfortunate Girl" and "The Streets of Laredo (Cowboys Lament)" are variations of more or less the same song.

Doug C

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Willa
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 03:09 PM

Spud. There are many versions with the lines you quote; could be this one.
UNFORTUNATE GIRL, THE                Trad. From Norma/Lal Waterson CD

As I was a-walking one fine summer's morning, as I was a-walking one midsummer's day.
I met a young female all dressed in white linen, aye a-dressed in white linen and cold as the clay.
Oh Mother oh Mother come sit down beside me, now come sit down beside me and hear me sad case.
For I have loved a soldier who has lately deserted, and he's gone and he's left me in shame and disgrace.
Oh daughter dear daughter why didn't you tell me, now why didn't you tell me of it in time?
I could have bought salts, aye or the pills of white mercury; you're a true-hearted girl but cut down in your prime.
Come doctor, dear doctor, come fill up your bottles, come fill up your bottles and make them quite dry.
For me bones they are aching and me heart it is breaking, in this shame and disgrace I'm afeard I must die.
Have six jolly sailors to carry me coffin, have six jolly soldiers to sing me a song.
Have six bonny lasses carry bunches of roses, so that you can smell me as I go along.
Then play the pipes slowly and beat the drum slowly, and sing up the Dead March as you go along.
Take me to the graveyard and throw the sods on me,I'm a true-hearted girl and I never done wrong.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 05:33 AM

No Greg, a little bit of cross oppaling here I fancy !!

The "aerophanist" refered to by Raggy and myself was a particular objectionable Accordianist who we met at last years RHB fest who played at, with and as loud as he could whenever any one tried to do anything - usually in the wrong key - he tried to drown me out with little success. Raggy has had one or two runs in with him since.On one occasion committed the cardinal sin of spilling the Ragged Tashed Philanthropissed's pint !!!!!

So dear boy you are quite safe !!!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 12 Jun 04 - 04:22 AM

on a sensible note does anyone know a song with "play the fife lowly, beat the drum slowly" in the lyrics?

This is the first line of the chorus/2nd verse (depends on how you like to sing it) of the "Streets of Laredo". It's in the DT.


Doug C

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,spud
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 08:01 PM

cheers john but unfortunately i don't think it's the right one the lines are part of the chorus.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: harpmaker
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 07:09 PM

Sorry about that jOhn, we must have posted @ the same time.
At least we agree on the author!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 06:21 PM

Err, that was the point when I filled my keyboard9 with Carlsberg Export, and it's taken me all this time to launder it and give it a permanent wave with Mrs S's hairdryer.

What I was attempting to scribble was something along the lines of asking Osson if all retired PTH aerophonists can expect summary execution at the low water mark below RHB? Gulp!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 06:19 PM

I don't understand June and fred what about april and may?


Hiya Mick, love to Mary see you at Whitby??

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 05:35 PM

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: harpmaker
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:41 PM

there you go!

Funny, Mick & I played this together in the Monks Walk last Sunday.

The Green Fields of France.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:32 PM

spud, its No Man's Land, written by Eric Bogle.
put, no man's land in the filter box, click on the date thing, then select 3 years, you will find full lyrics there.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,spud
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 03:11 PM

on a sensible note does anyone know a song with "play the fife lowly, beat the drum slowly" in the lyrics?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 11 Jun 04 - 11:46 AM

By the by Raggy me owld mate, will you making an apearance at the Beverley festival?

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 09 Jun 04 - 04:51 AM

O good!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 06:43 AM

I'll do it at night at low tide, then he'll be washed out by morning

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:57 AM

Can't be there Raggy old bean, been invited to Antoine's wedding this weekend.

re: annoying bastard, yes, yes, yes a thousands time yes!!!!!!

But on reflection, what a pity to spoil a lovely bay.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:18 AM

aahhh, c'mon Osson, you've got to let him...he did say pink pretty please with yellow dots on...

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:14 AM

Ossenflags .......... you up for Robin Hoods Bay this weekend, can I throw the annoying bastard with the accordian in the sea this year, please, pretty please, pink pretty please, pink pretty please wiv yellow dots on ............

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 08 Jun 04 - 05:01 AM

Morning everybody...what a lovely day, and i'm not at work or college so i guess i'll just have to sunbath in the garden doing bugger all! Ah, life's great isn't it? *grin*

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 01:36 PM

Thank you Sweetfia.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: KJ
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 10:27 AM

Not a headache in sight Deanie, just paralysis from the neck down.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Sweetfia
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 07:34 AM

Hey, just lettin ya know you guys were great, as usual, on friday night, cheers!

Sophia.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 07 Jun 04 - 06:53 AM

Blimey, gives me a headache just thinking about that one....!!

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: KJ
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 11:48 AM

....bugger, I was interrupted (it was that Colin Thompson!!) & pressed the wrong button!! About to say, topped up with dry white wine. Tastes bloody gorgeous.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: KJ
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 11:45 AM

Best drink ever, half a pint of proper cider (not your fizzy crap, the stuff wiv bits in), 2 shots of vodka in a pint glass t

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 06 Jun 04 - 07:35 AM

Guinness with sherry is an intresting little drink, but for the true stout imbiber it has to be Guinness with Guinness.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:40 AM

no, as well as mick. [or even better than him!]

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: GUEST,Concerned of Huddersfield
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:37 AM

Do you mean you drink Guinness as well as Sherry

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 11:20 AM

sherry is for puffs and old wimmin, i drink guinneess as well.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: ossonflags
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 10:39 AM

I drink Guinness, me.

Subject: RE: punch the horse june fred
From: The DeanMeister
Date: 04 Jun 04 - 09:24 AM

Other things to do, Teddy me boy. But, nonetheless, will be a tad sad tonight. Not that you will notice......!!!