BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of

Subject: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Donuel
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 06:46 PM

We need a constitutional amendment banning heterosexual marriage. All fetuses will be aborted forcibly. If we don't have enough black helicopters to pick up the pregnant women or jackbooted thugs to take out their redneck husbands, we can raise taxes until we do.

All guns will be confiscated, and all Americans will be subjected to twice-daily body cavity searches by racially mixed homosexuals. We'll track the good citizens by implanting RFIDs in their palms and under their scalps. The bad ones will be herded into re-education centers for beatings and to learn the wisdom of Mao, Karl, and Vladimir.

All power will be inverted, starting with the homeless who will be granted unlimited wealth and power over the rest of America. The harder you work, the less you get.

All existing prisoners will be freed and given positions of authority. We'll need the prison space for the gun owners and heterosexual sex recidivists.

Masculinity and femininity will be outlawed, and their elimination will be assured surgically and/or biochemically. Andrea Dworkin will be given universal regulatory authority over all (formerly) male-only clubs.

The state will permit any religion, as long as it is one of the following: Satanism, Druidism, Wicca, or atheism. Christian churches will be confiscated and converted to the pagan sect most closely fitting existing architecture and interior design."
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Shhhhhh (Democrats only....)


The secret to this years campaign...
(not yet disclosed by the Republican Senate computer and microphone bugging devices) is to use the primary Republican strategy against them.
And that is too accuse our opponents of the very thing in which we are most guilty of - no matter what it is.

That way, when they are forced into a defensive position they sound guilty. Even if they do argue effectively they merely sound like whiners trying to reverse the blame.

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 07:11 PM

See you've been listening to Mark Germeno music again, Donuel... He does that to me, too...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 13 Jun 04 - 07:46 PM

They're afraid of free will and of Life itself. They do everything they can think of to suppress or destroy both.

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 03:15 AM

"They're afraid of free will and of Life itself."

Exactly right. Shown by the way they're so fond of prisons and killing.

clint

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Rapparee
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 09:43 AM

Why would wing nuts be afraid? They're easy to use and I use them all the time, especially for stuff I need to adjust easily. With wing nuts you don't need a wrench or anything. But I didn't know that they came in right and left types. You learn something every day on the Mudcat, I guess.

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 09:56 AM

They're afraid that some sicko like you will get his icky hands on them, Rapaire! :-)

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Green Man
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 11:20 AM

I find left wing nuts useful on my bicycle.

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Amos
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 11:33 AM

Any wing nut which is not the right wing nut is no bloody use. What other kind would you ever want?

A

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Little Hawk
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 12:22 PM

And if it's the only one left?

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Richard Bridge
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 12:37 PM

Right wing nuts are afraid of left 'anded freds

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: DougR
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 01:43 PM

Donuel: and just what are the left-wing nuts afraid of? Oh, right, that they will get four more years of George W. Bush! Yes, my friend, there ARE left-wing nuts (just not as many as right-wing).

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Mudlark
Date: 14 Jun 04 - 01:49 PM

LOL, Amos and Little Hawk. TG for humor!

Subject: RE: BS: What the right wing nuts are afraid of
From: Genie
Date: 15 Jun 04 - 03:48 AM

Wing nuts? Isn't that an uncomfortable place for them to be located??