Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sweetfia
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 07:02 AM

Excellent session. Thanks to all the Barton lot for putting up Ullites! We all enjoyed it. And what a fantastic landlady you have there!

Nice to meet some 'Catters to - I now have an idea as to who i'm actually talkin to!

More singing methinks though next time. Although sone of the tunes played where great, it was good to see so many people joining in.

And Skipjack, wow, what an instrument! Lol!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 04 Aug 04 - 03:30 AM

Great evening. Good to meet Sir j0hn, Ossonflags, El Ted (wow!), Sweetfia (even wower - nice voice girl!), and many others. Great playing and fantastic music all round. And Willa - a lovely lady and a lovely voice, 'Blackwaterside' and 'Reconciliation' were excellent.

And what about the two little lassies playing whistles! My gob has never been so smacked! Such talent - makes me feel like giving it all up and retiring to Eastbourne.

Just a small negative - slightly on the smurky side, but what the hell - us non-smurking Linkunsheer puffters wuz warned beforehand, I'm a big lad and I can live wi' it for the sake of the music!

Roll on next time!

Johnny :0)

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 07:32 PM

Excellent...what a great evening with so many good performers., Great to meet some more Catters..nice to put faces to names. Hope to meet again 3rd Sept Weekend.
Best wishes...

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Willa
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 01:17 PM

Half a dozen likely to be coming from Hessle - hope there's room!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sweetfia
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 01:14 PM

See you all there tonight, sounds as though it's going to be good night. God knows where i'm guna sit in the van though!

Sophia x

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 12:13 PM

Be Formutton.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 11:33 AM

Sorry can't make it tonight but Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be in attendance - come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 03 Aug 04 - 10:32 AM

It's thick, it's fruity, it's tonight!
                   Be Sting.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 01:12 PM

Unfortunately due to having to go to hospital on Wednesday...Travelling Audience can no longer come but Strollin' johnny, myself and Stuart (the non catter) will be there. Looking forward to meeting you all..... Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: ossonflags
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 10:25 AM

John,a chaise lounge is a class of a posh sofa were one lounges very languid.

Will there be whelks skippy?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 10:15 AM

jOhn, I'm surprised at you, being a commestible logistics executive!

I have now successfully negotiated a sumptuous buffet with the lovely landlady, Jo, and had to think of a number attending, so I said 'about twenty', so please can appetites be expanded or contracted depending which side of that line we fall attendance wise?

I set my hat at taking the new Wurlitzer, complete with electronic sound reproduction equipment, including applause, helicopter noises and that endearing drum roll at the beginning of Eastenders. We'll have hours of fun!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 06:41 AM

"I will cruise up and down collecting people"
Be careful Ted that habit cost you a fortune last time when you got caught.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 04:19 AM

Yo jOhn, If you want a lift, can you loiter on Chants Ave about 7.32pm(approx) tomorrow. I will cruise up and down collecting people. Monks Walk looked like it was going to develop into a good un yesterday, sorry we had to leave early as usual! PS;make sure you have all BATHED tomorrow, my van is VERY clean inside!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 02 Aug 04 - 03:48 AM

Mick-Wahts A Chaise Lounge? [some kind of exotic pet?, stop showing off, and get a spider like ordinary folk]

Skipack8-Wahts a Commestibble?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 04:14 PM

I hear your commestibles are of the highest order Skipjack, I'm salivating already! :0)

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 01:56 PM

There is no leader, GS. It's a musical collective of the loosest kind, and the only rule is no rules, saving the only Commandment. Anything that happens there is unlikely to make the next re-writing of the History of the English Speaking Peoples, so we're quite relaxed. We usually attract several local members of the light entertainment industry and happily bang along with them in the key of Barton. Bloke thinks he's chief anarchist, so it is worth PMing him for parish notices and the like, although he has sub-contracted the job of laying on commestibles to me for this bash.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 08:13 AM

Who actually runs the Barton Club please....someone PM me. Thanks, Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 08:10 AM

So it looks like there won't be seating room at the Club for us poor Gainsborough lot, unless we get there before you...Now there's a thought.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: ossonflags
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 06:30 AM

I will bring the chaise lounge.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Aug 04 - 12:18 AM

Looks like this could be fun, there's about 10 people going in Teds van [plus Jim the Spider, but he doesn't need much room]
but Ted's van only has 2 seats!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Bloke in the Corner
Date: 31 Jul 04 - 09:58 AM

It looks to be building up to being an excellent session. (Was that grammatically correct?)
Anyway, see you guys there Toodlesday.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Les from Hull
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 01:55 PM

Well me, if I can be transported. Maggie if she's doing nowt. All to be discussed on Sunday.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 12:45 PM

Whilst you're doing all that in the Six Bells - I'll be befriending the tea-making facilities and chatting-up the trouser press in the Best Western in Darlington.

Rats.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 10:51 AM

Good mad Richard. Have you had a look at the FarTington pictures that Nick posted? There is a great shot of the back of your head!
                The loading schedule for my Fiat Scud looks like this:-    me. Penny. sophia. Mick. jOhn. you. and maybe les and maggie. I have had a couple of PM's from Beverley people, but I suspect the van could be classed as full!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 10:41 AM

Hello El Ted and Oaklet,

I'll be at the Monks Walk - we have to show the Farlingtonians what we're made of. Specky will be delighted if we get through 700 pints on sunday! We can mull over plans on sunday and I'm sure we can find space elsewhere if you have no room left Ted. I do hope I make it on tuesday - I've never seen Oaklet in his natural habitat before.

See you sunday.

Richard.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Oaklet
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 08:57 AM

Hi Richard!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 08:56 AM

Hope we can richard, my van is getting a little full!! are you going to Monks Walk on sunday? we can chew it over then. I don't know if les and maggie are coming yet.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: GUEST,Richard
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 08:48 AM

Can I come too - sounds like its going to be a great evening? I'll need a lift from Hull though.

Richard.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 06:11 AM

jOhn, this amount of interest is gargantuan compared to a regular Tuesday, so thank you for sharing your vision. Brenda not coming?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 05:05 AM

I'm bringing my pet spider as well, he's called Jim.

Be Afraid.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 04:27 AM

Looks like there may be several Catters. Look forward to meeting you all...Best wishes and Sir John..Be Blessed

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 04:22 AM

Think about it jOhn. Who in their right mind would want to leave the luxury of Hull to journey into the swampy wastes of Norf Linkunshur?
Oh, Sophia and Penny are coming too, it's going to be one well stuffed Fiat!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 03:59 AM

Anyway=Not much interst in this! [only Mick and Les!] wewres everybody else, loads of folkies in hull, is there a good fillum on telly that night or summat?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 03:58 AM

No, but you can have a liffte and some nice blue writing.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 03:57 AM

You also need a full medical and in particular blood and urine tests..to make sure you don't bring disease across.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 03:56 AM

Can i have a loft as well?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 30 Jul 04 - 03:53 AM

No problem Mick! see you at The Monks Walk on sunday and we'll get sorted. Could I just remind everyone that you must have had at LEAST a Tetanus B jab to cross into Linkunshur

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: ossonflags
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 02:11 PM

can I have a lift Ted?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 01:13 PM

Have a good time at Filey. Say hello to Lucy and Paul

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Oaklet
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 01:10 PM

Colin Thompson!

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: KJ
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 12:35 PM

Alas & alack we won't be there. We're going to Filey Fest & then off for a few days break to Northumberland, bloody typical, 'twould have been nice to have met Goergiansilver & travelling audience, & we haven't seen much of the 'Ullites lately.Ah well, maybe next time?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rasener
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:52 AM

So Sir John, does this mean that the Government has almost completed its plan to ban smoking completely except in Hull. I can see it coming.

Do you smoke sir
Yes I do
Sorry you will have to sell your house and move to Hull

When that is done, somebody is going to cut around Hull and float it off into the sea.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:17 AM

different coulours are a waste of time anyway!
Be Careful.

john

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:14 AM

Would love to be there Ted but hWb we are on a marketing mission of mercy, have fun...

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:12 AM

colour=red this message is red.

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:11 AM

you don't know how to do coloured lettering do you, you thicko!!! Are the famous harri watts band popping over to barrow next week?

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 04:05 AM

Ted I'm seeing red again, the tablets didn't work

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: el ted
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 03:51 AM

It sounds like it's a goer then ladies. We can sort travel arrangements out at THE MONKS WALK SESSION, THIS SUNDAY 2PM, BEVERLEY.
ps: christine's sister Diane is over from New Zealand, so there will be two dwarves in the pub this sunday.
Be BLATHERED

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 29 Jul 04 - 03:00 AM

Sir jOhn, GS got so much shite piled on his head by gormless yanks for trying to be nice to them so he gave up blessing people, even the Good Burghers of Kingston-upon-'Ull don't get blessed now. Blame them daft moany buggers.

Be Blessed.

Johnny :0)

Subject: RE: Big Session In Barton [Lincs UK]?
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 28 Jul 04 - 10:32 PM

Quote-[George Ian Silver] " me and my mate stuart will go, etc etc Best Wishes"
Waht happend to be blessed? don't you bless Hull People? :-)

The Villan-All Hull people Smoke exept Linda Kelly [but sh'es not really a hull people, [shes from down south somewhere],
I can lend you a gas mask if you want, its not a proper gas madk, its a respirater that i used in the slaughterhouse, it stops turkey shit getting in your mouth and nose [it still gets in your ears though.]

Its in the airing cuboard along with loads of other junk, if i can find it, you can have it.

PS-Sir Roger from Beverley doesent smoke, [i think he used to, but he stopped], but all other hull people smoke.

anyway-beverley is not in hull anyway, its beberley. [so he doesnt count.