BS: Things you say from movies

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST,fred miller
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:51 PM

just checking in to make sure nobody was starting with Slingblade. Keep it up.

from The Graduate: No, it's completely baked. (requires a set up of Sounds sort of half-baked)

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Lonesome EJ
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 07:22 PM

"Could be worse. Could be rainin'" Marty Feldman in Young Frankenstein

"Well, if there ain't gonna be any rules, lets get on with the fight"
Paul Newman in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

"...so I got that goin for me." Bill Murray in Caddyshack

"Cinderella story!" see above

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: sian, west wales
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 04:00 PM

Heck, how could I forget ...

"Beam me up, Scottie!"

and

"It's life, Jim, but not as we know it."

Except, I really got them from TV more than movies ...

sian

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:55 PM

Ron... Airplane...

It was also the wrong week to quit smoking and sniffing glue...


"Are you gonna whack me? Are you gonna off me? Are you gonna whack me off?"

Actually, the quote goes...

"Do you want me to whack a guy? Off a guy? Whack-off a guy? Cause I'm married."

But the best Family Guy quote of all time is

"Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here!?!"
LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:22 PM

you must have missed them T.C.

It took me 4 hours to bury the cat

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Mrrzy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:20 PM

And, of course, if someone asks what's on TV, you have to answer "Looks like a penguin!"

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:10 PM

I knew this was a bad week to quit heroin

(name the movie!!)

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:09 PM

Bueller?

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: fat B****rd
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:04 PM

LIke ... cool daddio......straight from the fridge.

I don't see any method.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Little Hawk
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:24 PM

"SH-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-T-T-T-T-!!!!!

(Butch & Sundance jumping off the cliff...)

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:19 PM

OH! And.......


"Ni!"



;-D

..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: open mike
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:15 PM

your mission, should you choose to accept it
is a line from a 60's t.v. show
mission impossible, i think it was
where the spy/operative was given a
secret message about the work they
were to do. shortly after the message
waw received, the vehicle of the message
(pay phone, tape recorder, etc) would
self-destruct in a poof of smoke or
similar disappearance.

then there was "Get Smart" a silly
show where the guy had a telephone in
his shoe, and there were crazy things
going on all the time...the "enemy"
i believe was "chaos" or "kaos"
(ain't that the truth!!??)

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 02:10 PM

Monty Python and Mel Brooks both have a strong influence on our household.

"Spam" and "This parrot has expired" have been heard, as has "Non!" from Marcel Marceau, in Silent Movie.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Jack the Sailor
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:58 PM

From Tom Cruise movies not spoken by Cruise.

You can't handle the truth!
Show me the money!
Your mission, should you choose to accept it....

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:53 PM

"Look! There's the old man from Scene Twenty-Four!"

"Oh dear... I have trod in Monsieur's bucket."

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:47 PM

My pleasure, dearest Ellen... Python is soooo quote worthy.. and for those who think it ISN'T, well:

SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YA TIT!

:-)

Happy Friday!
Brian

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Mrrzy
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:39 PM

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky,d angerous animals, and you know it. (From Men in Black)

But there are a lot more from Star Trek episodes... We need more of these, Kirk. Many more. And Die, die, kill you all, make you suffer!

Among others...

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:26 PM

"Wuz you ever stung by a dead bee?"
---from To Have and Have Not

"You're gettin' on that plane with Lazhlo!"
---from Casablanca

"I won't play the sap for you, shweetheart.
---from Maltese Falcon

"I am the Keymaster! Are you the Gatekeeper?"
---from Ghostbusters

"See ya on the other side, Ray..."
---also from Ghostbusters

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 01:09 PM

Infamy, infamy they've all got it infamy.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:57 PM

Oh yes!!! And my all-time favorite;

"NOBODY escapes the Spanish Inquisition"


Thanks for reminding me!
..xx..e

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: ToulouseCruise
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:46 PM

ya know, I'm surprised there haven't been any Python references...

"Bloody Vikings..."

"It's only a flesh wound.."

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was an 'amster, and yer father smelt of elderberries!"

"Help! help! I'm being repressed!"

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:10 PM

There's a classic Marie Dressler line to Jean Harlow in Dinner at Eight: "Reading a book, that's something you need not worry about." We use variations of that around here in our book-filled house.

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 12:02 PM

See? They F*CK ya at the drive-through!"
---from one of the Lethal Weapon movies, not sure which one but Joe Pesci was in it.

"Are you gonna whack me? Are you gonna off me? Are you gonna whack me off?"
---from The Family Guy

"Victory is mine!!"
---also from The Family Guy

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: The Beast of Farlington
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 11:56 AM

"Cool,,,hur,hur,hur!"
(Beavis and Butthead Movie)

"I rule!"
(American Beauty)

"You only need so much money and the rest's for showing off"
(Forrest Gump)

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:50 AM

"Hey, F*ckass! Gimme a beer!"
---from The Boondock Saints

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: sian, west wales
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:47 AM

I know I haven't got the quote exactly right, but I use the following a lot (drawled by Olivia Dukakas, Steel Magnolias): "My dear, that which distinguishes us from the lower orders of the animal kingdom is our ability to accessorize." I think she also was responsible for, "If you can't say anything good about anyone, come and sit by me."

I also like that hobbit line from LOTR 1 (Merry? Pippin?) when they arrive in their first human pub and realize, "It cumz in PINTS???? !!!!!" Plus, of course, the look of complete heavenly amazement as they embrace a bucket of beer...

Oh, and "Burn rubber, Bear". (Kermit to Fonzie, Muppent Movie ... #1?)

sian

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 10:30 AM

"I'll alert the media."
--from Arthur

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Ellenpoly
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 06:58 AM

"Well excuuuuussse me!" (Steve Martin is some movie, I don't remember which.)

"You old poop" (Kate Hepburn to Henry Fonda in "On Goldern Pond")

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Peace
Date: 20 Aug 04 - 03:34 AM

"Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?"

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST,fred miller
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 11:37 PM

heeeelp meeee! from the Fly.

"love is handled by a specialist"--from invasion of the bodysnatchers. I don't really say it, but re-watching it after 20 years, it told me that the thing holds up to scrutiny, after all.

Does anyone know what the last line of The Good The Bad and the Ugly is? Please. "you know what you are? Yyyyouersfgjfgsgjk!"

What?

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST,Chuck
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 10:18 PM

From Wayne's World: "We are not worthy, we are not worthy!"

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST,Chuck
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 10:16 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:51 PM

From one of John Wayne's GI at war films:

"Life is tough... It's tougher if you're stupid."

A

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: beadie
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:31 PM

"Sometimes the magic works, . . . . and sometimes it doesn't"


Chief Dan George to Dustin Hoffman in "Little Big Man."

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:27 PM

No, we could see he was right.
It didn't do for the future homeowners to come by the site and hear "Woowooowoowoowoowoo" and "Eebeebeebeebeebeebeebee" noises, along with "Spread out!" and "I'm a victim o' coicumstance" and "Hey Moe, Lookit the grouse!" coming from inside his under construction home.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:23 PM

That contractor of yours was a real wet blanket, eh, Cluin? Those kind of people take themselves way too seriously.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:20 PM

...and one of my all-time favorites, muttered while rubbing one's toe int he dirt:

"Shucks, ma'a'aaam....Ah wuz jes' doin' whut I thought was raght!!"


A

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Amos
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 08:19 PM

Thanks, Swanno--I need to be straightened out from time to time.

I occasionally just have to say "Be vewwwwy qwuiet!! I'm hunting wabbits!" or "Bee-Beep!! Nnnngggggyoooooowwwwww!!!!"

And there's Patton's "No son of a bitch ever won a war by dying for his country....".

"Hello muthah -- hello fathah -- the calla lilies are in BLOOM again!".

"It's the....black.....SPOT!!"

ANd countless others. I think I know where this country gets its ideas -- a small and desperate handful of script writers...

A

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: MAG
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM

Ahhhh, so many memories ...

The Kate quote reminded me of *Stage Door:*

"calla lilies ... such a strange flower ..."

or the exchange from *To Have and Have Not:*

Why'd ya do THAT?

To see if I liked it ...

Well??

I'm not sure ( ...

(in for seconds)

It's better when you help ...

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:23 PM

From Doctor Strangelove

"You can't fight here, this is the War Room!"

SRS

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Dave Swan
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:08 PM

Amos, ol' pal. It's a small but important difference. The line verbatim omits the article.

"What we have here is failure to communicate."

Stronger that way, dontcha think?

Pedantically,

D

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 06:01 PM

When I was working construction several years ago, we used to make Three Stooges noises on the job all the time. Then the contractor told us to stop. "It doesn't look good for my business," he said.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:53 PM

"Hey, careful, man! There's a beverage here!"
---from The Big Lebowski

"Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"
---also from The Big Lebowski

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:36 PM

"Have fun storming the castle!"
---from The Princess Bride

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:25 PM

Ellenpoly is dead right. The Tarzan yell is the most widely used and enduring quote from the movies...and no one even knows how to spell it! Yet what small boy, gorilla or chimp has not pounded his fists on his little chest and yelled "AAHHH-EEEE-AHHHH-EEEEE-AAAHHHHH!!!

Those funny little noises Curly made on The Three Stooges were always popular too. Then there's "What's up, Doc?" from Bugs Bunny, named after Bugsy Siegel.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 05:11 PM

"Dong??? Where is my auto-mobile???"
-16 Candles-

"What? Proper f#cked?"
-Snatch-

"He said he'll flip ya... Flip ya for real."
-The Usual Suspects-

"Oswald was a fag."
-The Usual Suspects-

"I feel like the floor of a taxi-cab."
-Ghostbusters-

"Yer little... Yer belly-button sticks out too far... and you're a terrible burdon on your monther!"
-Ghostbusters 2-

"Dya 'ike daags?"
-Snatch-

"Oooh I HATE f#cking Pikies!"
-Snatch-

"This is a stolen f#cking' Car Tyrone."
-Snatch-

"I got a God-damn PLAN!"
-Tremors-

"Ya know... yer pretty uptight for a naked chick..."
-The Simpsons- Oh gods... Now THAT'S a road I refuse to go down... me and my mates can and do have WHOLE conversations of nothing but Simpsons quotes! I kid ya's not at all!

"And if you ever stope me while I'm walking again, I'll cut your f#cking Jakobs off!"
-Snatch-

"Nazis... I hate these guys..."
-Indian Jones-

"It's not the years hunny... It's the mileage."
-Indiana Jones-

"No... you throw me the idol... I'LL throw you the whip..."
-Indina Jones-

"I don't like fast women."
-Indiana Jones-

"Snakes... Why'd it have to be... snakes...."
-Indiana Jones-

I could go on and on and on..........

"Holy crip, he's a crapple!"
-Family Guy-

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:59 PM

"HEID!    MOOOOOOOOVE!"
---from So I Married an Axe Murderer

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:53 PM

One of my faves is Kate Hepburn's line from The African Queen: after their little boat has capsized on the lake after everything else they've been through, they've been picked up by Theo Bikel (the German ship's captain), and he claims she's lying about their trip because it is just not possible to do -- her succinct, comprehensive "Nevahth'less" wipes me out.

And "Whatever suits you just tickles me plunb to death" from The Rounders, with Henry Fonda and Glenn what's-his-face. My hubby and I use this one often.

There have been several appropriate occasions for "This is reality, Greg", from E.T. too.

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cool Beans
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 04:15 PM

"I'll rise, but I won't shine."

It's something I say every morning, from "The Glass Menagerie," (originally a line from the play).

Subject: RE: BS: Things you say from movies
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Aug 04 - 03:55 PM

"What d'you charge to haunt a house?"
---from a Three Stooges short

"Exciting!... About two drops of pee came out!"
---from Showtime

"BLUUUUUUUE! YOU'RE MY BOY, BLUE!"
---from Old School