BS: Forget Halifax and Hell

Subject: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Disgusted of Portsmouth
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:53 PM

Never mind hell and Halifax, lord preserve us from the juvenile prurient drivel of the majority of the Hull contingent.
I suggest that we start a third section just for residents of the Hull area, then we can all ignore it.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 04:56 PM

I take it you have stumbled on yet another of s6k's creative additions.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:18 PM

BUGGER OFF, youre just jealous cos you dont live in hull and lack our amazing-ness

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:19 PM

and dont bring the dalesmans litany into this either!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:21 PM

They are a bit of a 'curates egg' Bill D.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Bill D
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 05:30 PM

yep...I guess so, Giok

(no...I am NOT jealous)

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 06:22 PM

Kay,

Growing up is always hard. It is a little easier if you communicate with good people, but you have to really want to communicate, not just dramatize silliness.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 24 Aug 04 - 07:20 PM

silliness makes the world go round... so heres a bunny with a pancake on its head

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:58 AM

That sounds like a take away to me.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Grateful Ted
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:50 AM

Hello from sunny Hull (but moving back to Beverley tomorrow)

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:03 PM

grateful ted you can sod off, youre not as good as Her Royal Highness Ted of Hull

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:06 PM

Kay:

Did you think that was a creative communication, then? The trick is looking at it from the view of the recipient as to whether or not they could experience it easily. That's the whole big secret that gets so badly missed by many. It requires some smarts to apply it well, although that should not be a problem in your case.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 01:07 PM

nobody knows or cares what the hell youre talking about, so bugger off. i dont come into all your threads and nit pick at each and every post you make, so return the favour, fart face

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: pdq
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:01 PM

s6k - What Amos does is called stalking. He has done this to dozens of people. He cannot tolerate a point of view he disagrees with and will attempt to drive you off the forum. He can't unless you allow him to.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:07 PM

s6K you have everything he wants. Youth, intelligence and hot pants. Enjoy them all!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:28 PM

PDQ:

Excuse me? Who do you think I am stalking? You are speaking bullshit. I am right here in plain view, signing my real name. I have no designs or secret moves. I say as plainly as I can what I want to say and what I see.

Bite me, pal.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:31 PM

Kay:

When you grow up, what I am talking about will get to be a bit more clear. Until then, trust me. There are better ways to communicate. You 'll see.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 05:35 PM

OOps my mistake again, it is patronising twaddle.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: pdq
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 06:18 PM

Just stated the obvious, Amos. Maybe you should take some time off to find out what your problem is.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 07:03 PM

"When you grow up, what I am talking about will get to be a bit more clear. Until then, trust me. There are better ways to communicate. You 'll see"

SO WHAT ABOUT YOUR "BIT ME PAL" COMMENT TO PDQ.... YOU KNOW, THERE ARE BETTER WAYS TO COMMUNICATE YOU KNOW

and dont lecture me about growing up, you dont know me nor do you know how old i actually am. Youre a bloody moron, and you moan at my communication then put a post yourself that says "bite me pal"

yes very mature... GET A LIFE

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:03 PM

Thanks, Kay, and you're right, I shouldn't have snapped at whoozie there. Sorry!

My moaning is about intentionally littering the threads with garbage, non-communication, anti-messages and similar kinds of crap.

See if you can clean that up some , wouldja?

Thanks.


A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: pdq
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:10 PM

s6k - In the U.S., someone who is so dense that he does not realize he is obnoxious is a "jerk". Someone who knows he is rude and obnoxious and persists in acting that way is an "asshole" Someone who is both an asshole and a jerk is called Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 08:13 PM

Don't worry s6K he's just got the hump because nobody has posted to his really interesting thread, with the short snappy opener.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 25 Aug 04 - 10:42 PM

Gee -- your creativity and decency are awe-inspiring examples, PDQ. I am honored...not.

Tell ya what. Come up with something a little closer to ordinary civilization, and we'll talk if you like. I don't mind owning up if I've been a jerk, but I think you might allow that this is a two way street. And just stretching desperately for clever abuse doesn't seem to change anything, does it? Send me a PM. Tell me what you think is going on here.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:24 AM

from now on, amos is on my ignore list, and i am not going to gratify "it" with a response.

cheers

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 07:43 AM

I think if we remember that Hull Mudcatters mainly follow the rule "tong in cheek"

"Disgusted of Portsmouth" you are welcome to Hull anytime - we will educate you propa like yu no wat I mean.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 07:46 AM

We are in Whitby at the moment but will get back to you if we can be arsed

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: curmudgeon
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 08:11 AM

I like the folks from Hull; surrealism is good for the soul.

pdq, you accuse Amos of "stalking," yet he had posted to this thread before you. Further, your only posts have been aimed at Amos, not the discussion at hand. Your comments, thus, would seem more applicable to you than to Amos.

Just my thoughts -- Tom

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 08:16 AM

amos is a git, nuff said

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Gervase
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 09:11 AM

Look, the poor sods have got John Prescott as an MP, and look what he's done to the English language. They're more to be pitied than scorned.
That said, I'd like to meet the bugger that gave Hull internet access...

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Amos
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 10:22 AM

Hell, kids, this too shall pass -- growing up does wonders for the ole spirit, y'know. Even the spirit that has been condemned to suffer in Hull.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:10 AM

So John Prescott is the original "Hull-o Sailor"?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:36 AM

do any of you live in hull? no....

i assure you if any of ya came round here, you would find out what a beating really was.

that, or youd be mugged the minute you stepped over the threshold.

where are you lot from? im sure youre cities can be equally mocked

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:46 AM

I think a group hug is called for right about now

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Gervase
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:49 AM

Is that the reason for all the drivel then? Everyone from Hull has had all the sense beaten out of 'em. Explains a lot...

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 11:49 AM

s6k remember "tong in cheek"

Have you noticed that "DISTURBED TURD from Portsmouth" has thrown the grenade and disappeared.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 02:34 PM

i "hope" it didnt blow him up

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Still disgusted of Portsmouth
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 04:18 PM

You know I've heard tell of places where the local definition of a virgin, is a girl who can run faster then her brothers. I think that where s6k and his little gang come from must be a bit like that. I recommend you live further apart from one another you guys, and keep up the running lessons.
Amos may not be aware of the actual age of the person or persons posting, but you can only judge a book by its cover. So between the immaturity of the language, and the peurile childish sense of humour, it's a fair bet that your memories of the kindergarten are fairly fresh.
Thanks for your kind concern in your last post s6k BTW

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Arnie
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 04:22 PM

Well I'm only glad that no-one has started slagging off Halifax on this thread otherwise we'd have to resurrect the old gibbet - there's still one unused blade left in our museum...any takers????

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 05:17 PM

my "little gang" are simply a bunch of people from hull who like folk music and come on the site to keep in touch, be it talking about music in the music section or running riot in the BS section.

the fact you are slagging off hull primarily to try and get to me shows your maturity.

you need to get a life, if you dont like a BS thread DONT POST IN IT. its not rocket science.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 05:46 PM

I've seen this 'ere s6k in action I 'ave and she's a right nasty lit'le creature wot carn't keep a civil tongue in 'er 'ead. If she was my daughter I'd give 'er a good swat on the ear, I would! I fink it's these kind of nasty types wot gives a bad name to 'Ull and that's why me and me Eddie 'ave moved away to Bath. 'Ull is full of swinish people wot ain't fit to be around and the daft buggers keep 'avin' carnal relations wiv each other and producin' more of their own kind! It's a bleedin' disgrace!

That John from 'Ull is the worst of the lot. 'E's barely even human. 'E ought to be confined to a ment'al institution and be makin' license plates or somefink like that.

As for pdq....'e's a pretenshious sod wiv a grugde against the world because 'e didn't grow up wiv a silver spoon in 'is mouth. I know 'is kind. 'E wants to hobnob wif the beautiful people and act like 'e's some kind of boffin or somefink. 'E finks 'e's sooo clever! Well, I fink e's a stupid git.

If my Eddie sat on 'im! Well...that would bring 'im down to size right fast! 'E wouldn't just be dead stupid then, 'E'd be dead, period, like the parrot in the old Monty Python skit.

Oy! Polly! Polly! Wake up! Polly! You stupid bird!

I carn't tell you 'ow 'appy I am that we was forced to leave 'Ull when that lit'le accident 'appened and get new digs in Bath! It was deliverance, disguised as disaster!

You nasty types in 'Ull can all just sod off!

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 05:49 PM

Shouldn't that be barf?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 05:50 PM

Amazing what some people do for fun, isnt it?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:03 PM

i know john from hull personally, you dont. so shutup.

also you call people from hull nasty, but look at your post.

enough said.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:24 PM

Hello, everybody stop picking on s6k right now, or i'll set my hamster on you.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 06:26 PM

PS=Hello Paul !

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: pdq
Date: 26 Aug 04 - 08:26 PM

Dear Mrs Olive Whatnoll,

Thanks for including me in such esteemed company. I understand that things have been difficult since your divorce from reality but "stiff upper lip" as they say. It's the British way.

By the way, I did take a spoon down to the local shop and had it plated.

If you are ever here in Buzzard's Roost, Nevada, I will treat you to a ride on my riding lawn mower. I have no lawn so I need an excuse to fire it up once in a while.

Best regards,

"pdq"

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 04:01 AM

I didn't know s6k was girl Olive! Do you know her personally then?
Curiouser and curiouser, as Alice said.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Grateful Ted
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 04:05 AM

Hi girls! ted from beverley here. I can't log in!!!! jOhn could you send me a PM, apparently that will make my name click back in or whatever you call it! And yes, Hull is a shithole!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:12 AM

its a shithole but not everyone in hull is shit

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:27 AM

I happened to be in Hull a few weeks ago (work commitment) for 3 weeks. I enjoyed it immensely the people and the place. Would certainly visit again it was a very pleasant surprise. I think you're trying to keep it all to yourselves.

Sorry to disappoint you but I have discovered your plan, clever idea though.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:48 AM

If it's a shithole, what does it make the people passing thru it?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,grateful ted
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:50 AM

Brown.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 06:55 AM

and smelly

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Sam
Date: 27 Aug 04 - 10:39 AM

I was also in Hull last year it's a wonderful place, they are trying to keep it all to themselves.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:10 AM

To people that have been to hull-DON'T tell others how good it is, they'll all be bloody coming here, and probably start taking over, this is a local place, for local people!


PS=Amos moans too much, most people just ignore him!
[it's his age, he's getting old and moany].

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:20 AM

You misspelt "Amos" jOhn, it should be "Anus" This is a spelling site you know.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:22 AM

Who is Miss Pelt?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 03:24 AM

Touche, oh wise one.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:02 AM

Arnie, I live in Halifax, it's a feckin dump.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Lucifer
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:39 AM

You lot reckon 'ull and 'alifax are bad do you ....... he he just wait a while

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 05:56 AM

'Kingston upon Halifax', now wouldn't those people be proud? Spitting on Kings is a specialised subject.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:15 AM

It s never dull in Hull Mind you living in Beverley I suppose makes that easy to say!
I went to Portsmouth once its a great place to sail from

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 06:44 AM

Hey Lucifer, if you ever get anyone from Halifax or Hull, are you in for a feckin shock ?

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Lucifer
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 07:24 AM

Aye ..... I have ........ lots on 'em ........ we use 'em as pokers

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: ced2
Date: 15 Sep 04 - 04:11 PM

Red hot ones up the 'ull? Ooh painful but some of the kings of England just could not let it alone!! Well B****r me do I hear?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 10:51 AM

no

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Lucifer
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 11:15 AM

Yes ........ Edward II had a few words to say about that when he got down here ........ not a happy man at all ....... burning with hatred in fact ......... and that's not the only thing that was burning ......even I found the smell a bit whiffy

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: ced2
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 02:03 PM

I really do think that "no" should be a little more definite Eric.. perhaps "No!" would be better!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Mrs. Olive Whatnoll
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 04:01 PM

Right then. I am willin' to consider suspendin' me disagreements wif jOhn from 'Ull and s6k on the following conditions as put 'ere by me on this 'ere date in me own 'and by way of this 'ere forum:

To wit:

1. jOhn from 'Ull gives me cousin Rutherford a full apology and a fag or two.

2. jOhn from 'Ull gives me a full apology.

3. jOhn from 'Ull gets a real job and stops bleedin' the resources of the body politic.

4. s6k promises to stop usin' nasty scapological words on the net and gives me a full apology.

5. s6k takes in an 'omeless kitty or two so as to show 'er good intentions and prove that she 'as reformed 'erself summat.

I finks this is fair and I await a positive response. If not, the gloves are off!

- Olive Whatnoll

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 04:15 PM

woht do i ahve to apologice too yew for

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Mrs. Olive Whatnoll
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 04:21 PM

Don't play innocent wif me s6k! You should apologize for usin' them offensive words like f*rt and startin' up freads wot puts the common people of England in a bad light in front of the hole internashunal community, that's wot.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Voice E'r 'Ull
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 04:31 PM

Oy, she's too roight, young wanker. 'Fess up, you. Git roight with the comoonity, like

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 04:36 PM

i've got a proper job, so fuck off.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Olive Whatnoll
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 05:16 PM

Right! And I'm a purple bleedin' wombat! Wot exackly is this 'ere proper job you claim to 'ave, jOhn?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 05:45 PM

j0hn has a proper job also = you dont know him, so there.

also = im not apologizing for sod all. its a BS section and i will post whatever messages i like in it, and not you nor anyone else including bloody Amos can do a thing about it because its a BS section, and if i want to put the word fart in a thread, i will, not my fault miserable gits start causing uproar about it. get a life, a school full of russian kids and teachers just got bombed and youre blathering on about crap.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 05:56 PM

i'm a van driver so get lost.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 05:57 PM

Right then! So it's war is it? I didn't fink the likes of you and jOhn from 'Ull would listen to reason. By Ned I'll show you lot! We may be livin' in Bath now but we've still got connections and relations in 'Ull, among the more respectable classes wot people like you probably don't know from Adam. Me Eddie says 'e pities the day you made your tiny minds up to take on the Whatnolls!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 06:32 PM

"among the more respectable classes wot people like you probably don't know from Adam"

just like you dont know either me or j0hn

so why dont you shutup then?

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 16 Sep 04 - 07:45 PM

Oh to the devil wif you! I'm going to go and watch the telly and you and jOhn from bloody 'Ull can stew in your own juice! I 'aven't got time to bandie words wif you and your ilk tonight.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: ced2
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 05:27 AM

Wot's rude about a phart Mrs Whats-yer-name? Remember the verse
"A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the bowels ease,
It warms the bed-clothes up at night,
And suffocates the flees."

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: s6k
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:21 AM

well we never asked anyone to interfere with us stewing in our own juice, so thats ok then

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Halifax and Hell
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 17 Sep 04 - 07:45 PM

Thank fcuk that's over then!