BS: Full of Shat!!!

Subject: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:07 PM

Another glorious website has been launched that celebrates William Shatner, the greatest actor, singer, personality, and renaissance man of our time! And you can join it! It's called "Full of Shat".

"Fellowship of the Shat Mission Statement: It is our aim through recruiting, coercing, hypnotism and blackmail, to encourage members of the public such as your good selves here, to join with us and celebrate the delights and mysticism of entertainment legend William Shatner. For he is recognised as the One True Shatner-Being. He is more than just a fabulous actor... he is more than just a great singer... he is more than just an award winning novelist... He is a way of being. He is an incarnation of pure spiritual energy. He is the personification of perfection. He is irresistible to women - and for this, we worship him so! He is the Shatner-Lord. Praise be the Acting Deity! Oh perchance to gaze at his Rotund Hairless Belly! 'SHAT-ELLULAH! (sic)'"

Check it out at

"Full of Shat!!!"

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 07:44 PM

I am sure you are, if not a Founding Member, a pre-qualified Senior Citizen, George. You have perfected the skills of coercion, hypnotism and blackmail here on the Cat. My opinion of these practices is reflected in my recent poem about your similarly destructive obsession with McGonagle. What's the matter, didn't Shatner give you room to grow in?

A

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:01 PM

You know, Amos, I have been meaning to tell you about your lamentable taste in both clothing and personal hygiene for some time...

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Sam L
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:07 PM

saw Shatner's new show Sunday. He was of course the incarnation of genius, but the show wasn't as good as the Practice's spin-episodes promised. not as well-written as the previous stuff, already tired.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Amos
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:08 PM

...but you couldn't find grounds for complaint in either department, I am sure. I understand.

However, you far outstrip me in scurrilous monstrosity posting, so be content to enjoy the laurels you have, um, earned.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:18 PM

Ha! I've been merciful. I have learned great compassion by meditating upon William Shatner thrice daily.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Peace
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:21 PM

There's lots of him to meditate on, LH.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:26 PM

Definitely.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 08:49 PM

Now, now, children!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner hosts Iron Chef!
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:49 PM

Someone has friends in high places - or the block is missing.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 05 Oct 04 - 09:56 PM

Funny, very funny!

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:43 AM

Full of shit more like.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 04:50 AM

Is it just me, I really can't see what you think is so great about this plump thespian.

oh well beam me up Scotty!

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 05:15 AM

I have Shat up to here. Come the day when I can say "Shat no more!"

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 06:25 AM

Is it really possible to found a monotheistic cult (and I spell the word carefully) on one man's utterance of "beam me up Scotty"?

My faith in human sanity is SHATtered.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 06 Oct 04 - 07:13 AM

But he never even said those words, leastways, not in that order!

And is he really a Thesp? Bet he doesn't even know where Thespia is!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:11 AM

Should anyone dare revive a thread....when it is second from the bottom....even though it is seven hours before autogenic-mudcat-destruction?

Revive Shat we must...because bedtime is calling...and in the morn we shall not come riding many a mile to revive LittleHawk's posting from the gallows-tree....we shall still be a-bed.

Sleep well LH knowing your thread is good for another 24.

Subject: RE: BS: Full of Shat!!!
From: Peace
Date: 07 Oct 04 - 12:13 AM

. . . plus a few minutes.