BS: Place your personal attacks here

Subject: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Cool Beans
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 01:31 PM

I'm frustrated by the personal sniping that can take over previously interesting threads.
So here's a thread for the sole purpose of spewing at each other.
Dip your keyboards in vitriol and have at it.
You're welcome.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 01:43 PM

Oh, this is uncalled for

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 01:49 PM

我個人想個人個人攻擊喬治‧大衛‧艾倫 Raft 的人因為他放屁一次當我們在 1962 年在玩足球的時候。你是用于做那喬治的一個卑鄙的人，我希望你的護身三角繃帶使得你開發在你的睾丸上的皮疹

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 01:58 PM

Of course it SHOULD be uncalled for; but what possesses some of the troops here? someone can start a thread which is obviously purely in fun, it runs along with a mixture of actual thoughts and silly harmless banter, and then someone throws a deeply personal, vicious slur at someone which spills out over their family. Give us a break, go get counselling, or somethin'.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:03 PM

"someone can start a thread which is obviously purely in fun"

In this world of text only communication, never assume anything is ever "Obvious"...

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:05 PM

Это прикрепило меня, что изобретение колеса изменило(заменило) наш мир. Также, как и изобретение автоматического переводчика на Всемирной Паутине. Это - то, в что я вступил, и я тогда объявлю(отправлю по почте) перемену automati перевод в, но несколько минут.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:07 PM

It has attached me, that the invention of a wheel has changed (has replaced) our world. Also, as well as the invention of the automatic translator on the World wide web. It - that, in what I have entered, and I then shall declare (I shall send by mail) change automati translation in, but some minutes.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:08 PM

Here is the original message:

"It has stuck me that the invention of the wheel changed our world. As did the invention of the automatic translator on the world wide web. This is what I entered and I will then post the reverse automati translation in but a few minutes."

Neat, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:10 PM

True, you can't see anyone's expression or body language, or hear a tone of voice; but "What are you going to be for Halloween?", for example, doesn't come across as ax grinding. How long before someone
throws a malatov cocktail in that one?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Pogo
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:16 PM

Wait...I thought that was what the Steel Cage Match thread was for...

Is this thread Mudcat Feud Federation sponsored???

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:19 PM

As assumptions about print-only communication go, I am inclined to to assume that Brucie has printed us a rather effective parable about the potential difference between what gets printed and what gets read.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:20 PM

Me 'usband Eddie can bloody well go to 'ell and so can you lot! There. 'Appy now?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:26 PM

Mrs. Whatnott, you screaming harridan, the way you and your ugly retarded children treat poor Eddie, I wouldn't blame him if he puts all of your dead bodies in the freezer and takes out little bits at a time to feed to the skwirls!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:34 PM

Frogprince, you ruddy 'eathen bastard, I 'ope you die miserably wif festering boils! I don't 'ave no children I'll 'ave you know. I am childless and glad of it! I carn't stand the lit'tle buggers, runnin' around bustin' up people's propitty and vandalizin' and all. If I 'ad me way all the lit'tle ruffians would be shipped off to the country and put in special edicational compounds, like, till they reached adult'ood and was responsible. The trouble wif these bloody stupid gits like you and jOhn from 'Ull is that you was left to roam the streets when you was lit'tle shavers and you learnt all sort of deviltry there wot ruint you as decent citizens like.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:37 PM

Sorry, Mr. Whatnott, I shoulder known; you transexuals are sterile, aren't yuh.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:40 PM

Why should I waste more of me valuable time 'avin' a battle of wits wif you wot ain't got none? Tell me that, boyo!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:44 PM

Sorry, Mr. Whatnott, I shoulder known; you transexuals are sterile, aren't yuh.

Жаль, г. Ватнотт, я беру на себя известный; Вы transexuals являются бесплодными, - не yuh.

It is a pity. Ватнотт, I take on myself known; you transexuals are fruitless, - not yuh.


From English to Russian and back again.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: frogprince
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:49 PM

I hat to admit it, but this can feel kinda therapeutic...

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: MaineDog
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 02:59 PM

In Portland we have a wall, appropriately placed between the nastiest part of the sewage disposal plant, and the bike trail, on which (wall) the graffitti artists are encouraged to do their thing. Unfortunately, this seems to take much of the fun out of it, so only the serious art students partake.
MD
ps I almost forgot: "A plague on all you houses!---! "

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:00 PM

But who will put the plaques ON ON all our houses?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Once Famous
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:03 PM

I think that we should all just get along.

snicker. snicker.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: PoppaGator
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:21 PM

You SUCK!!!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Mrs Olive Whatnoll.
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:22 PM

And you're a dead stupid boring twit!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: open mike
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:23 PM

yeah like get along, little dogies

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:23 PM

Frogprince, you ruddy 'eathen bastard, I 'ope you die miserably wif festering boils! I don't 'ave no children I'll 'ave you know. I am childless and glad of it! I carn't stand the lit'tle buggers, runnin' around bustin' up people's propitty and vandalizin' and all. If I 'ad me way all the lit'tle ruffians would be shipped off to the country and put in special edicational compounds, like, till they reached adult'ood and was responsible. The trouble wif these bloody stupid gits like you and jOhn from 'Ull is that you was left to roam the streets when you was lit'tle shavers and you learnt all sort of deviltry there wot ruint you as decent citizens like.

Frogprince, u gezond 'eathen bastaard, ik 'ope u sterft ellendig wif knagene zweren! Ik doe niet 'ave geen kinderen die ik willen 'ave u weet. Ik ben kinderloos en blij daarvan! Ik staat niet auto de lit'tle buggers en loopt rond het bederven van de propitty van mensen en vernielend en iedereen. Indien ik 'advertentie die mij weg alle lit'tle ruffians van naar het land en verscheept worden zou in speciale edicational huizengroepen zet, zoals, tot zij bereikten en was verantwoordelijk. De moeilijkheid wif deze bloedige domme sukkels houden van u en JOHN van 'Ull is dat u linker was om de straten door te zwerven toen u lit'tle shavers was en u leerde alle soorten van hekserij daar wot verwoestte u als fatsoenlijke burgers van houden.

Frogprince, you healthily 'eathen bastard, I 'on you miserable wif gnawing dies swear! I do not 'finished no children that I want 'finished you knowledge. I am childless and glad of that! I do not stand let car the' tle buggers and walk around the spoiling of the propitty of men and destroying and everybody. When I advertisement that me way all let' tle ruffians of to the country and reships become will in special edicational house groups set, as, until they reached and was responsible. The difficulties wif these bloody dumb dopes love you and JOHN of 'Ull is that you left was the streets by wandering then you let' tle shavers was and you learned all kinds of witchcraft of that knew destroyed you as decent citizens hold.


From English to Dutch and back to English. Isn't this just lovely?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Les B.
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:40 PM

So Brucie - where on the net do you find this wonderful translating program ?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 03:45 PM

Les B, here ya go. The site has human translators, but that costs. The free stuff is not as accurate, except in jOhn's case, no offense, jOhn.

www.freetranslation.com/

or google

Free Translation and Professional Translation Services

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 07:37 PM

... or you can just use the 'Translate' link under each post to find the babelfish site...

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: kendall
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 07:46 PM

Assumption is the mother of fuck ups.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: SINSULL
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 07:50 PM

I had a nun named Sister Assumption. Explains a lot.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: kendall
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 07:50 PM

I don't really want to insult anyone , but if I did, I'd say, "May the bleeding piles forever haunt you,
And corns grow on your feet;
And crabs as big a lobsters crawl up your balls and eat;
May the whole world disown you until you're a nervous wreck,
Then fall through your own asshole,
And break your fucking neck."

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Joe Offer
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 08:03 PM

This is really troubling me.
I've been trying to read Brucie's messages, and I'm starting to think I understood what he said.
Это прикрепило меня, что изобретение колеса изменило(заменило) наш мир. Также, как и изобретение right back atcha, Bruce.
-Joe Offer-

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 08:36 PM

Flippin' A! I wanta take avantage of this thread to inslut my brohter Don. He is an idiot. He's a total flippin' retread who don't have the brains of a dead slug. If slugs could talk they would have more to say than my idiot brother does. He's a major flippin' loser. He put a lock on the fridge cos he syas that he is the one who paid for the beer and so he is gonna drink it all now and I ain't gettin' any! We'll see about that! He will be sorry that he went and treated his only brother this way, lemme tell ya. Don is an idiot! Don is an idiot! You heard it hear.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 08 Oct 04 - 08:48 PM

Вы ПОЛУЧИЛИ это, Джо. Вы ПОЛУЧИЛИ это.

Yes!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: *daylia*
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 10:33 AM

Om sko var spor De vil all er å gåing på Deres knær!

Dessuten får De en tunge så lang som en Mounties støvel. Halistosis også.

Få et liv!

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: freda underhill
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 11:18 AM

Johnny Howard, yer bum's oot a windae; mon thenyeh fuckin erse, ul wham yeh, yeh fuckin' wee basturt.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 03:39 PM

The poor lass has three sheets to the wind, God love 'er. Use a wrench on the miserable clod.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:49 PM

Âû ÏÎËÓ×ÈËÈ ýòî, Äæî. Âû ÏÎËÓ×ÈËÈ ýòî.

brucie, my translator says: ?????????????.?????????

? Eb

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 07:52 PM

It says this:

ﾂ û ﾏ ﾎ ﾋ ﾓ × ﾈ ﾋ ﾈ ýòî, ﾄ 跟. ﾂ û ﾏ ﾎﾋ ﾓ × ﾈ ﾋ ﾈ ýòî.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:22 PM

oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:22 PM

blar, blar, blar

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Midchuck
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 08:34 PM

If fat were brains, you'd be an MIT Physics professor.

If brains were fat, you'd be a high-fashion model.

P.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Peace
Date: 09 Oct 04 - 09:09 PM

If fat were brains, you'd be an MIT Physics professor.
If brains were fat, you'd be a high-fashion model.

Если бы жир был умственными способностями, Вы были бы MIT профессором Физики.
Если бы умственные способности были жирны, Вы были бы моделью высокой моды.

If fat was mental faculties, you would be MIT the professor of Physics.
If mental faculties were fat, you would be model of haute couture.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: 42
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 06:36 AM

does anyone else think it's odd that, when given the forum, no one has posted any 'personal attacks' on this thread?

all a matter of perception I guess.
j

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,John O'Lennaine
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 09:49 AM

Len O'Johnnaine's a dick.

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,bad'cat
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 09:55 AM

Hey Cool Beans this one's for you

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: GUEST,bad'cat
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 10:00 AM

WHASSSSSSSSSSSSAT you sssssssay?!?

Subject: RE: BS: Place your personal attacks here
From: Ebbie
Date: 10 Oct 04 - 01:41 PM

LOL Who says you can't train a cat!