BS: People wearing hats

Subject: BS: People wearing hats
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:30 PM

Hello,
do you like to wearing hats? [i do]
i got 3 hats, a black cowboy hat, a cloth cap, and a special hat for killing animals.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: grumpy al
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:43 PM

What the **** is a "special hat for killing animals"? and yes I do like wearing hats.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:51 PM

I suppose it's completely head-covering to keep the splatters of blood out of your hair.

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Dead Horse
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 02:57 PM

A hat for killing animals.............I am imagining a steel bowler a.k.a. Oddjob
..............I am trying to imagine jOhn wearing it.............nope!

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:03 PM

There was a time, not too long ago, when a man wasn't considered 'dressed' until he had his hat on....

This is my latest acquisition

To take the pressure off my old grey

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:12 PM

Nice titfer Clint, what's the ginger tassel for?
Giok ;~)

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: skipy
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

I,m with Clinton on this one, I go to the local pub most Mondays & Fridays, I wouldn't dream of going without a ladies hat, oh! & a few accessories.

Skipy (being seriuos).

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:31 PM

Nice hat Clinton.
Now if you could just find me one in red / green / bright blue etc...
Quack!!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:39 PM

Yep, in all of those old movies all men wore hats. Of course all men smoked, also.

John F. Kennedy was the man who killed the wearing of hats in America.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: GUEST,Charmion at work
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:44 PM

Not in Ottawa, at least not in winter. The world's most riotous selection of headgear is on parade in Ottawa, especially in January. When it's 20 below with an unthinkable wind chill you can get away with wearing pretty well anything on your head -- try a whole beaver! -- especially if it covers your ears.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Once Famous
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:51 PM

I love when a beaver covers my dick, but not my ears.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: skipy
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:56 PM

"Nice Beaver".
"I'v just had it stuffed"!

Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 03:59 PM

I'm partial to crushers. I have a black one, a brown one, and a dark green one. I also have a variety of non-crushers, ranging from a so-called New Zealand "Clancy" I wear for fishing and such to a camo boonie job. There are also a couple of woolen caps (with earflaps) for winter, a heavy-duty rabbit-fur trooper hat (for really cold weather), assorted stocking caps, and a load of baseball caps.

The last all promote things *I* want promoted, such as the Aliuts, Goex Black Powder, Craters of the Moon National Monument, etc. I also have one with nothing on the front at all -- it's my non-commital cap.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Joe_F
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:08 PM

A hat, for me, would be another thing to worry about losing. My two usual outdoor garments (a shell & a parka) have hoods for use when needed.

I do wish, tho, that someone would design a hood that was not rigidly attached at the neck so that it limits your peripheral vision. A pleated neck that would allow the hood proper to turn with my head would improve my life.

For the rare occasions when I want to be dressed respectably, I wear a sort of stocking cap with my overcoat. Then I have to pay attention to that & my gloves. But it's only once a year or so.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: jimmyt
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:11 PM

John, the special one you use for killing animals, is it the way you swing the hat at them or is there more to it? Do you have to use multiple blows?   Oh Hell I am sorry I used that sentence........

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: SINSULL
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:20 PM

jOhn - when are you going to post to your Old Women in Sandwidge Ships thread? We are all waiting with bated breath.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:36 PM

Seems like this thread is full of mad hatters
There are few things more infuriating when on the road than to be stuck being some daft twat who wears a hat when driving

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM

Sir jOhn is that a cowboy hat you have, I thought it was on loan from the Rabbi at the local synagogoogle....its very becoming

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 04:57 PM

Behind me is where most people end up when I'm driving, whether I have my hat on or not...

WAAAY behind me!

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Nerd
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 05:17 PM

Nice hats, Clinton! I am also a "hat guy." My main hat is an oilcloth explorer-style hat--not quite a cowboy hat. (Lots of times kids will call out "yo, Indiana Jones" when I go by. I'm not sure why, but this seems to be a "black thing.") I also have a straw stetson summer cowboy-style hat, a suede South African bush hat, and several others. I even have a weird purple jester-style hat that a friend of mine knitted. No bowlers or top hats, though!

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 05:29 PM

I get the 'Indiana Jones' thing alot too...

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Kim C
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 05:37 PM

I love hats, and I have a small (and growing!) collection of vintage hats. I finally acquired a ladies' feathered hat, which I can't wait to wear!

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 06:22 PM

My wife has a kelly green derby for St. Patrick's Day wear.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 06:41 PM

I like hats, they keep my brains from falling out. If i ever have a beaver on my head, or indeed a head on my beaver...i'm probably very very drunk at the time...:0)

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Doug Chadwick
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 07:00 PM

Sir jOhn is that a cowboy hat you have, I thought it was on loan from the Rabbi at the local synagogoogle


Yes, that was pretty much my view of it. By the way, jOhn, when I saw you wearing it, you had it on backwards – the bow on the hat band goes to the left.


Doug C

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 07:35 PM

Hats don't work for me - they make me appear uncouth.

Fred Astaire looked okay in a top hat, I look like a Jack the Ripper suspect.

I even look sinister in a santa claus hat.

I used to do a gig in a straw boater but this got sweaty.

I used to have a fishing hat, but I never caught anything in it. Even the fish backed off.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Mr Red
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 07:51 PM

Geoff - Mrs Duck asked me where I got my latest chapeau-rouge and I could tell you where I got it but - hey - that would reduce my exclusivity but if ever you are in Gloucester docks they have a fine clothes shop and in an indoor the market in Bristol there is a C&W stall - and NO they don't have a red hat - not now.

I even have a red Tam 'o Shanter (not even close to William's brother either - but it might fit Scottie)

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Leadfingers
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 08:14 PM

One is most definately NOT dressed without a hat !!!!

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 08:22 PM

Adidas clothes, baseball cap and fog lights on. Yes we're back in Hull.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Mudlark
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 09:16 PM

Weelittledrummer...you are supposed to use a baited hook and line to catch fish, or at least a net. Any fisherman will tell you hats just don't cut the mustard.

I love hats, and have an oldfashioned hat rack full of them, braided paper ones from China, straw hats for summer, decorated with feathers, cloches for windy weather (I have a french friend who calls the local cheapo mexican fast food restaurant Taco Cloche), a broad-brimmed black straw, very snazzy, for special occasions. I have a little black felt hat I bought for $6 that a fashion friend said is exactly like one she saw Madonna wearing a few years ago. I bet she didn't get hers at K-Mart.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: GUEST,Clint Keller
Date: 09 Nov 04 - 11:09 PM

I have more hats than fingers & toes. Likely more hats than brains. That's *hats*, as in "with a brim," preferably broad, to keep the weather off. Them little city hats with one-inch brims they wear to dash across the sidewalk from the car to the door are as pathetic and useless as toy poodles.

Baseball caps are not hats. Especially when worn backwards. Neither are knit caps.

A real hat is a functional garment that will keep the sun out of your eyes, and the wind and sleet out of your ears. And it will turn when you turn your head, unlike a hood.

And a hat is almost as good as a mask for changing your appearance and state of mind.

clint

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 12:02 AM

It's a priviledge to be part of this thread.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 12:06 AM

you spelled privellidge wrong.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Cluin
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 03:07 AM

A game involving hats.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 03:50 AM

Now I'm becoming follically challenged I tend to wear a hat. I have a couple of tweed flat caps I usually wear outdoors or a white cotton one in the Summer. In Greece I wear that or a wide brimmed Tilley hat. In the garden and doing odd jobs I wear a paint-stained blue trawler cap. I also have a brimemd waxed cotton hat for very wet walks. I may be turning into my grandad who always wore a hat (cap or trilby) outdoors and indoors always wore a white cotton cap.
I don't wear a hat while driving!

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 04:06 AM

I suppose I had better go to a hat maker then to get one for myself. Can you tell me where they have their "headquarters"?
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 04:26 AM

I wear a black bowler when playing sessions etc. away from home.
Now anyone can recognize me.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Davetnova
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 04:31 AM

i lick hats(I like beavers too)

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: s&r
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 04:53 AM

Three sheds - was this a typo or did you mean what you wrote 'There are few things more infuriating when on the road than to be stuck being some daft twat who wears a hat when driving '

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 05:02 AM

I love my Akubra.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 05:18 AM

Steer away from "Brown-Hatters" though - unless you're that way inclined.   

Incidently while I've often had a beaver on my face, I've usually been laying down at the time. Walking around with one on my head would be a bit of a strain - assuming it was still attached to it's owner.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Mrrzy
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:28 AM

I wear hats, indeed. Or should that be Wear Hats. Miss Manners says it is never impolite for a lady to wear a hat if she so wishes, which leads me to wonder, what are the situations in which no lady would wish to wear a hat?
I look best in hats with wide brims, but oddly enough, when I had to have my hair cut short when the twins were babies, I looked terrible in hats until my hair grew back. I have several berets, several fedoras, an Indiana Jones hat, a genuine Australian walk-about hat, several straw wide ones for summer, I had a hat with a veil but it got eaten by something, and a few water-type boating ones (once I bought a boat hat while touristing in North Carolina, which promptly blew off in the wind while I was boating, leading me to wonder if it would be fished out of the water and sold to the next stupid tourist). Now my water hats have those little thingies that go under the chin and hold them on in the wind.
At my dreaded and disliked grandmother's memorial service I found out she had Worn Hats too - wish I'd known that while she was still alive, maybe I wouldn't have disliked her quite so much (probably not but still, I was sorry to find that out only then).

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Mooh
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:33 AM

Yup, Cock Up Your Beaver! Great tune, by the way.

I wear a Tilley or a straw hat for the bright days of summer, a ball cap spring and fall, and just last night I wore my shearling winter hat for the first time this "winter" as it was just over freezing with a stiff breeze off the lake when I went for my evening walk.

Hats are cool.

Peace, Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: mack/misophist
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:47 AM

Riding a motorbike in a hilly city, I find a baseball cap to be better protection from glare than sun glasses. The rest of the time I wear a beret to hide the fact that I'm not going bald. BTW, can any one tell me where to find regular French berets on line? All I can find is the Basque type.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:54 AM

I have and at times enjoy wearing a thing called a Tilley hat.

It's a sort of floppy cloth hat, with tightenable cords for the back of the head or chin.

I call it my "elephant hat". Why?

Because there was a true incident of an elephant keeper in a zoo. He reported that when feeding the elephants or mucking out the elephant barn an elephant ate his hat. So the keeper just waited, and in about a day he had his hat back, along with other things the elephant didn't need. He washed it, and it was (using his words) "as good as new". He wore it in the elephant barn and it was eaten again! A day or so later he reclaimed it, washed it, and wore it in his duties. It was eaten and reclaimed a third time, and still servceable, according to the last report I had.

Sounds sort of like a song challenge, doesn't it?

Dave Oesterreich

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 10:59 AM

"I lick hats and like beavers"

I'm of the opposite persuasion personally, and have a representation of one permanently attached to my face for nostalgic reasons. I wear a flat cap in the winter to protect the follically challenged area, the only downfall being that with no brim water gets down the neckhole. I should get something with a brim but i'm afraid I'd lose it in the wind (space for wind jokes                      ).

Can't understand Mooh wearing a hat for warmth and then saying it's cool?

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 11:25 AM

"I lick hats and like beavers"

I'm of the opposite persuasion personally, and have a representation of one permanently attached to my face for nostalgic reasons. I wear a flat cap in the winter to protect the follically challenged area, the only downfall being that with no brim water gets down the neckhole. I should get something with a brim but i'm afraid I'd lose it in the wind (space for wind jokes                      ).

Can't understand Mooh wearing a hat for warmth and then saying it's cool?

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: JohnInKansas
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 11:53 AM

I wear a hat that probably, when it was a lot younger, looked a lot like Clinton's.

I've been looking for a good replacement for about 11 years with no success. This one's a Stetson "Gun Club" which I'm told is a discontinued model. A previous one was a "local brand" so inferior (but not cheaper) it only lasted a little less than a year. (And from the photo you can tell I'm not too fussy.) The one before that was a Stetson "Indiana Jones" which is also apparently a discontinued model.

In my local area, which includes about 3 states, it seems that only "plastic cowboys" are supposed to wear hats. The few things available other than the wide brimmed big bowl "imitation western" styles are cheap novelty stuff - buy it for a halloween costume and throw it away immediately after. With diligence, one may find a "real cowboy" hat; but even that takes some careful looking.

Even with my "Indiana Jones" model, nobody mistook me for "Indiana." I have had several people rush up with their autograph books out because they thought I was "Willie." They obviously didn't really know what Willie looks like, although I don't really mind the comparison.

John

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Mooh
Date: 10 Nov 04 - 11:37 PM

Mingulay...Good call! Mooh.

Subject: RE: BS: People wearing hats
From: Neighmond
Date: 11 Nov 04 - 12:31 AM

My pic on here has my old hat. I bought it from a state trooper that didn't like it because the brim was too wide and I have had it since 1998. It began life as a Fedora and was recently describes as a "go to hell hat"

Chaz