BS: Coronation Street

Subject: BS: Coronation Street
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 04:58 AM

That Maya woman is mad, I say mad!

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:42 AM

It's a womans programme jOhn! You shouldn't be watching it, it will make you gay. Look what happened to Dave The Gnome.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 05:51 AM

How is Elsie Tanner?

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 06:00 AM

Elsie Tanner has become schizophrenic and is now two threepenny bits. Hilda Ogden has disappeared uip her own muriel and the Rovers Return has gone away again.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:09 AM

Oh, I say Oh.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:57 AM

Having had most of the men around, Dierdre is thinking of moving over to "The Bill" as she likes men in uniform.
Best wishes.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Pete Jennings
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:00 AM

Worst of all, it was on three times Monday, twice last night and there's still another bloody two episodes to come on Friday. And 'er indoors is addicted to it!

Pete (just off down the pub).

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 09:35 AM

How are Albert Tatlock and Florrie Lindley doing ? I have'nt watched for years.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:03 AM

I've heard that Albert and Florrie ran off ,together with Ena Sharples and are living as a threesome and running a pub called the Queen Victoria in a place called Walford.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Boab
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 07:51 PM

---and some of you guys are saying that you don't watch it? Caaaaaam off it! The thread reads like an encyclopaedia!
Emmerdale was the best anyway....

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 10:14 PM

Still is.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 25 Nov 04 - 11:17 PM

I don't understand the appeal...

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:20 AM

Most of my information comes second hand, although I have watched on occasion as penance. I shall not illuminate.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Boab
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 04:30 AM

Ah--Mingulay---a dark horse![ :-)]

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST,Mingulay
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 06:01 AM

No man is an island.

Bert Lundy - 1987.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 06:25 AM

Never heard of an island called Norman. Been to Lundy several times though. S:0)

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Steve Latimer
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 07:29 PM

I have to confess, I watch almost no television. I have rarely missed an episode of "The Street" in about 25 years. To you people in the U.K., we Canucks are well behind you. This past Sunday was Rita's day in Court, Tracy went into labour. Please, please don't tell us anything past that.

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: PennyBlack
Date: 26 Nov 04 - 07:45 PM

Steve so you haven't heard the news about ...


continued next week at the same time.


P.S. the programme will be going colour soon ..

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 03:11 AM

Sir jOhn, you have touched the tip of an iceberg here and probably baited a badger. Thousands of Cori addicts are twitching and and doing hot and cold sweats as they rehears those famous lines:

My name is ____________ and I am a cori-addict.

I am not an addict of course. I use Cori for recreational purposes but I could stop at any time.

Basically the programme has 2 characters, mad women and weak and hopless men. It has one plot line - any plot line that has been used before. Me, use it seriously, never.

Now, when is the omnibus edition on?

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 05:18 AM

Well Les as an Archers addict I feel that you could be describing my favourite radio soap, "mad women, and weak and hopeless men" yep that's it right enough! [Hopless is good too ¦¬]]
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 07:25 AM

I'm just a holess spela John

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 03:53 PM

Senior moment

I was looking at the newsheadline on the text page on the tv.

The headline read Corrie Star in sex drama

I thought it was about the surviving member of the Scottish folk duo and said how strange etc.

Pitying stares from the rest of the family......

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Cluin
Date: 27 Nov 04 - 04:18 PM

Coronation Street is rubbish!

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Les in Chorlton
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 01:54 PM

Sorry I can't be bothered, anybody else feel moved?

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 02:08 PM

'snot!

:D

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: wilbyhillbilly
Date: 28 Nov 04 - 04:55 PM

Well if you watch Emmerdale at 7, Corrie at 7.30, then Eastenders at 8, apart from Wednesdays when its THE BILL at 8 you have an early evening filled with suspence and drama which takes another two hours to wind down, so its off to bed for more suspence and drama (the wife is a lot younger than me), so what more could a man want!!!

BLISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

whb

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 05:24 AM

Well I think that if they get any more Cockneys into Corrie then it may as well call itself EastEnders and have done with it. That's what I think anyway....

Arnie

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 29 Nov 04 - 06:53 AM

sorted! luv!

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 12:17 PM

Has Fred lost his butchers shop?

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 01:44 PM

Can any other show cram as much ugly into a single shot as when Emily, Blanche and Audrey share a table in the Rover's?

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: GUEST,blackie
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:31 PM

does anyone know a link on the web to a photo of Les plus Cilla plus Schmeichel all together in the "Love Tub" ?

many thanks

Subject: RE: BS: Coronation Street
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Dec 04 - 03:54 PM

Blackie-Ask again at Digital Spy
[www.digitalspy.co.uk], click on soaps or forum.