BS: Christmas in Glaisdale

Subject: BS:CHRISTMAS IN GLAISDALE
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:13 AM

Hola Folkies,
             My beloved and I will staying at her house in sunny Glaisdale for two weeks over the christmas period, and we extend a cordial invite to any of you who might be in the area, to pop in for a small sherry or two. Be warned though, the house is built of stone and 250years old and the only heating is provided by two huge open fires, so wear your tights! The only other drawback is that I WILL play flamenco guitar at you!
             PM for more details.
Flamenco the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

http://answering-islam.org.uk/Testimonies/TruePath/


I think there may be some dispute about the True Path Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

Check your PM'S at home carpet face!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:34 AM

Ooops .......... looks like there's more than one true path, are you sure yours in the right true path



http://www.thenewcall.org/sdp_true_path.htm

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

Is this the Raggy path RAGGY forum

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ossonflags
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

Sounds good to me Ted !!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

Good man osson. Raggy, you are part - troll, and part - mop!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM

Or possibly a path to Raggy Rat Company

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:04 AM

I think this suits him better http://www.raggydolls.com/

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

The real Raggys web site

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

Edward ....... surely you're not hiding behind a GUEST tag are you. stcik and stones Edward sticks and stone

PS Got any Cider for Christmas

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:14 AM

Raggy,
    You credit me with too much intelligence! I can't do blue clickies! I detect the dead hand of the harri watts band! And yes, I can lay on some cider and clingfilm for your goodself!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,G String
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:26 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 10:29 AM

And a straw the stick throught the clingfilm ?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:16 AM

Not guilty El Ted. Dafid is mega ill with Flo whilst I wouldn'd stoop so low. Xmas in Glaisdale sounds good to me. I have a 3-season tent. What season is Xmas in? If it's in the 4th season then I'll have to drive my pegs through Penny's carpet near the fire. Will that be a problem?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:44 AM

No problem Dereck/Derrick/Derek. We have two spare bedrooms doing bugger all, you can pitch your tent upstairs.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 11:52 AM

It's a deal. Will you scan for water pipes before I get there?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 07 Dec 04 - 03:40 PM

Locating pipes sounds like a job for a RD4000 have you got one Ihave

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 03:28 AM

Bring it along Andy, you can bunk up with Dereck/Derrick/Derek.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 06:22 AM

I'll have a shed each!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Dec 04 - 12:01 PM

Rearfresh

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:39 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:11 AM

Good morning

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

wahts bloody good about it?
its freezing cold outside, and ive just run out of fish fingers, a rubbish morning!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM

The sun is shining, there's not a cloud in the sky, not a breathe of wind, the birds are singing, you're alive, you can go for a walk along the majestic flowing Humber ............ what more do you want



OK I lied about the majestic flowing Humber

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 11:55 AM

Pointless bringing your bike to Glaisdale though - unless you want to stick in the highest gear you can and mountain a steady rate of one mile an hour.
Sausages are good.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Tig
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 04:40 PM

Sounds like fun but Badger and I will be up at the Watering Hole in Guisborough from Boxing Day until just after New Year - not too far away.

Thanks for the invite and have a good Crimble.

Love and Hugs
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 09 Dec 04 - 06:29 PM

a href="http://www.multimap.com/map/photo.cgi?client=public&X=478389&Y=505670&width=700&height=410&gride=&gridn=&srec=0&coordsys=gb&db=&">Spot Ted walking the dog (with doggy bag)

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:09 AM

errh... thanks GUEST, I think! Ged, Me and my 'Orange Patriot 7+' will blow you and your' Fisher Price Marin' away anyday of the week!
Anyway, Penelope and I went shopping yesterday for the sort of comestibles that you only buy at this time of year! Do pop along and consue them, otherwise I will have to sell thr remainder to my children.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM

Another marvellous incentive for you all to come and shiver in Glaisdale, is the fact that Sir jOhn of Hull will be putting in a guest appearance at some point.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM

that would semm a bloody good reason to stay well away

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:00 AM

Does he travel well? Some beers don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM

He will be travelling by overnight curryer.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM

Shut up GUESt, or i'll chop your bloddy head off, and just watch it.
john

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

you speled seam wrong as well, stupig.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM

Glaisdale by the sea

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM

JHON, DNOT TLAK TO ME AOBUT SEPLLNIG U CNAT EEVN MKAE CRRUY AND U LOSOE FSIH FIGNSER

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM

i dont make curry, i deliver it, so just shut up then.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM

thuohgt u was a chief and cud mak crury , so u'r no gud an cant mak curuy

winker

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:52 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. A delightful small village nestling in the lee of the evocative North Yorkshire Moors, haunted by curlews and a dwindling population of rabbits (courtesty of local lurchers). This rural paradise, this idyllic corner of Britain.   But what is this? The occasional cyclist is to be seen, in a very high gear labouring up a gentle incline. His sensitive enamelled finger nails are wrapped up in cotton gloves in case of an accident. white clouds of steam can be seen from a distance as the bitter cold shows illuminates his sharp breathing - the product of 30 samson a day/ A rifle cracks, a sausage is consumed as the gloaming settles over Lazydale.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM

Is that a profile of your goodself Ged? I reckon all the clues are there, ie -

1) You have a Marin Girls mountain bike.
2) You smoke.
3) You are a transvestite.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:16 AM

Ted & Penelope in Glaisdale

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

Eh? That link was shite Dave, there's nowt there!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

This may work better

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

I've stopped smirking - as for the rest of your allegators - I cock a snook at you.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM

Dave, you swine! That is my least favourite frock and you know it! Why is Penny holding a chicken?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM

Nice hat Ted, is that a special Flamenco hat?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

Penny is wearing the hat jOhn, not me.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:38 AM

Yeah, I know.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

Ted ....... using a feather is erotic using the whole is ...... well...... perverted