BS: Christmas in Glaisdale

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:57 AM

2 Lb. ground pork or fox or goat or seal or zebra or bit of each
3 1/2 tsp. salt
6 Tbl. pure ground red chile
6-20 small hot dried red chiles; tepine, Thai dragon, pico de gallo or the like, crushed
4-6 cloves garlic, minced
2 Tbl. dry leaf oregano
2 tsp. whole cumin seed, crushed
1 tsp. fresh ground black pepper
1 1/2 tsp. sugar
4 Tbl. good cider or wine vinegar
2 1/2 Tbl. water

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:46 AM

Mupps,
    I will definitely stock up on marmite for your goodself. Penelope and I are not having turkey at all. We are having chorizo and salad on xmas day, neither of us can be arsed to cook! Be there, or be square.
    Are you going to be in Danby at all, oh squeezer of the squid?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:43 AM

Cod Fiddler Keep your sordid fantasies to your self ;-))

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: muppett
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 11:39 AM

Will you be serving Marmite butties instead of Turkey Ted, I'll come if you do

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Cod Fiddler
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:54 AM

I can being a tent Sweetfia...

What are the dates of Super Ted's Glaisdale Open House Folk Festival?
I'll in shropshire from 22/12-01/01 but I'd love to come up if there is a weekend outside these dates when you'll all be there.

See you all in Barrow on 21st!

Richard

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:52 AM

Ben!!! Yes, great idea I will contact Nick.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:49 AM

Ah well, it all makes sence now.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:47 AM

I'd love to be able to sit still tis a small problem I have with doing community work and such like

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:44 AM

Are Nick and Lin coming? Haven't seen them in ages! Hey, maybe we should in vite Landlord Ben and his wife if they've got the time they might be able to come...sorry, do we have a limit? I don't mind sleeping in the garden.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:40 AM

Ged will be fine because we have a new broom and a lot of dusty stone floors for him to sweep. I think there will be a good turn out we just don't know who the f+++ is coming when. But it will all be jolly good fun! I am hoping for some Farlington yokels to put in an appearance as well.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:34 AM

Oh and Ged, well, that's if he can sit still for more than 10 mins.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 10:23 AM

Yeah she's invited me up there, might be able to see her over xmas, ya kno spend a night there while you lot are up at pennies. I go to Washington early march, ya rekon there'll be any folkies there?!

So then, whats the count so far...hWb, mick n co., raggy and his clingfilm, jOhn, andy...is gordon comin?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 09:59 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale.
No family freds please

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:57 AM

No, she will be at her dad's near York, Raul in York now as well, so there will just be us poggy old folks. When do you go to Washington? I reckon there is a BS thread in this!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:38 AM

Good afternoon strawyballs person.

You're genius dad! Galloping across the moors sounds delightful! Will laila be there? She can come on Harry, i think, although if it starts to snow they maybe blend in abit.
Actually, seriously, will laila be there?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:30 AM

Excellent idea number one daughter! Bring your horse and we can go fox hunting in Rosedale!!! I have a rifle up at Penny's at moment, so between us and the lurcher we can go on one hell of a wildlife killing spree on the 28th!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:22 AM

Good afternoon world

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sweetfia
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 07:17 AM

Dad, I'm working 9-1 on the 27th, could you pick me up about then? Can i bring Charmer? And no you can not roast her on the fire, i've told you before, she is not for eating!! Should be good fun, although i think i will be mostly revising...boring aren't i?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 13 Dec 04 - 03:14 AM

Earthrush

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 11 Dec 04 - 04:36 AM

missed the second s off spares
confusion abounds!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: ThreeSheds
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:33 PM

Looks like Gwenap are now doing spare for Northumbrian Small Parts

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:11 AM

'Pulse and Cocktails' down Courtney Street is much better Dave.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:06 AM

Hurry now get your orders in before Christmas Gwenap online

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:02 AM

Is that the 10inch one from Gwenap then Ged?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 10:00 AM

ooooh cut me I don't half bleed. Just you wait mon ami - I've bought a translator.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:54 AM

Just searching for a picky of you Ted when you had one leg

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:53 AM

'Concentrate' she says! Ha! This from a man who can't even bloody send text messages on his mobile phone properly!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale.
Concentrate please.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST,Raggytash
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:46 AM

Ted ....... using a feather is erotic using the whole is ...... well...... perverted

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:38 AM

Yeah, I know.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:35 AM

Penny is wearing the hat jOhn, not me.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:26 AM

Nice hat Ted, is that a special Flamenco hat?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:24 AM

Dave, you swine! That is my least favourite frock and you know it! Why is Penny holding a chicken?

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:23 AM

I've stopped smirking - as for the rest of your allegators - I cock a snook at you.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

This may work better

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:19 AM

Eh? That link was shite Dave, there's nowt there!

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:16 AM

Ted & Penelope in Glaisdale

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 09:14 AM

Is that a profile of your goodself Ged? I reckon all the clues are there, ie -

1) You have a Marin Girls mountain bike.
2) You smoke.
3) You are a transvestite.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Gedpipes
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 08:52 AM

..meanwhile, back to Glaisdale. A delightful small village nestling in the lee of the evocative North Yorkshire Moors, haunted by curlews and a dwindling population of rabbits (courtesty of local lurchers). This rural paradise, this idyllic corner of Britain.   But what is this? The occasional cyclist is to be seen, in a very high gear labouring up a gentle incline. His sensitive enamelled finger nails are wrapped up in cotton gloves in case of an accident. white clouds of steam can be seen from a distance as the bitter cold shows illuminates his sharp breathing - the product of 30 samson a day/ A rifle cracks, a sausage is consumed as the gloaming settles over Lazydale.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 06:07 AM

thuohgt u was a chief and cud mak crury , so u'r no gud an cant mak curuy

winker

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:47 AM

i dont make curry, i deliver it, so just shut up then.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:43 AM

JHON, DNOT TLAK TO ME AOBUT SEPLLNIG U CNAT EEVN MKAE CRRUY AND U LOSOE FSIH FIGNSER

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:36 AM

Glaisdale by the sea

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:22 AM

you speled seam wrong as well, stupig.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:17 AM

Shut up GUESt, or i'll chop your bloddy head off, and just watch it.
john

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:08 AM

He will be travelling by overnight curryer.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 05:00 AM

Does he travel well? Some beers don't.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: GUEST
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:34 AM

that would semm a bloody good reason to stay well away

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 04:27 AM

Another marvellous incentive for you all to come and shiver in Glaisdale, is the fact that Sir jOhn of Hull will be putting in a guest appearance at some point.

Subject: RE: BS: Christmas in Glaisdale
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 10 Dec 04 - 03:09 AM

errh... thanks GUEST, I think! Ged, Me and my 'Orange Patriot 7+' will blow you and your' Fisher Price Marin' away anyday of the week!
Anyway, Penelope and I went shopping yesterday for the sort of comestibles that you only buy at this time of year! Do pop along and consue them, otherwise I will have to sell thr remainder to my children.