Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Paco Rabanne Date: 17 Jun 05 - 04:59 AM OH, well held Sir! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 05 - 07:28 AM Bruce, it was from the late (and missed) Little John Cameron that I acquired a taste for rambling on in quasi-Scots dialect. I find it very amusing for some reason. I have been encountering a lot of lovely women recently for some reason...I don't exactly know why that is, but I'm not complaining... |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Georgiansilver Date: 17 Jun 05 - 08:35 AM Little Hawk, How insensitive...any ewes reading this thread will feel dreadfully rejected. How could you be so insensitive to the needs of the poor sheep. I am horrified! Best wishes, Mike. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST Date: 17 Jun 05 - 10:12 AM "I have been encountering a lot of lovely women recently for some reason..." Do they get a far-away look in their eyes? Do they seem to stare off into the distance? Do they get that 'deer in the headlights' look? You wanna know why? They are tryin' to figure out what the hell you're sayin'! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,brucie Date: 17 Jun 05 - 10:13 AM |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,brucie Date: 17 Jun 05 - 11:33 AM Both above posts by me. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 17 Jun 05 - 02:36 PM I know why, man! I know. I was at the restaurant again today, and I got her name. Megan. Mmmmmmm. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: susu Date: 17 Jun 05 - 03:21 PM Mary had a little lamb A little pork A little ham... |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:33 PM Mary had a little lamb The doctors were astounded! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rapparee Date: 17 Jun 05 - 09:44 PM Mary had a little lamb Then the little lamb had Mary. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,bobad Date: 17 Jun 05 - 10:22 PM Mary had a little lamb Boy was she surprised |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 18 Jun 05 - 04:06 AM Mary had a bicycle, the spokes were made of brass, and every time she turned the wheel, the spokes went up her skirt. Mary had a little lamb, it was so very silly. It tried to jump the garden gate and landed on its Willy was a bulldog, lying in the grass Along came a buzzy bee and stung him up the Ask no questions, I'll tell no lies, Ever seen a Chinaman doing up his Flies are a nuisance, wasps are worse, This is the end of my naughty little verse! Ah, memories of the school cloakroom where I first learned this, hidden behind the coats! LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: JennyO Date: 18 Jun 05 - 10:59 AM Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead And now it goes to school with her Between two bits of bread Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a Bucket and every time she took it out The Bulldog tried to eat it. Mary had a little lamb She also had a duck She put them on the mantlepiece To see if they would fall off Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised, but when old Macdonald had a farm it really popped their eyes! Mary had a little lamb, she tied it to a pylon, 6000 volts went up it's arse and turned it's wool to nylon. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 18 Jun 05 - 11:02 AM for the lamb's sake - get to sleep jenny! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Shanghaiceltic Date: 18 Jun 05 - 06:30 PM LOLROTF! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:02 AM Mary had a little lamb, Her brother had it nightly, The lamb grew up, is mutton now, And his taste has altered slightly.... |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: John MacKenzie Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:38 PM Mary had a little pig It wouldn't stop its' gruntin' She took out behind the barn And kicked its' little..........behind Giok |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: JennyO Date: 19 Jun 05 - 12:42 PM Mary had a little lamb Was given her to keep It followed her around until It died from lack of sleep. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Jun 05 - 06:05 PM Ha! Ha! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: bobad Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:51 PM FYI |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Peace Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:53 PM A Toyota Texel. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Esmeralda Date: 19 Jun 05 - 09:53 PM Cute...but I'm cuter. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:16 AM This question came up in a Managers' test for Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs: The object is to determine what type of leave - annual, special with pay, special without pay, carers, compassionate - should be granted in each case... "I love sheep and I want to go to the Falkland Islands where there are lots. Travelling there is really difficult so can I have 3 months special leave with pay?" The correct answer was a referral to the Business Stream Manager and possibly the Occupational Health physician. Everyone KNOWS the prettiest sheep are in New Zealand. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Bunnahabhain Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:00 AM Or Austrailia, Liz. The Kiwis and Aussies aren't competitive about everything, just the things that matter; sport, beer, sheep etc |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Dave Bryant Date: 22 Jun 05 - 08:42 AM The sheep at Knockholt were ugly this year, and playing hard to get ! Mary had a little lamb She kept it in a bucket She kicked her brother in balls because he tried to . . . play with it too |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 22 Jun 05 - 09:27 AM Thought for the Day. Why do we like sheep? is it because we want to be like them? Do we have a deep affinity with a creature which travels in herds? Do we secretly want to get high on grass all day? Is it because they're soft, woolly and cuddly? or is it those eyelashes? (Lashes?) is it because they're so dumb and stupid, does conquering a sheep make us feel superior (its not hard) does part of us want to go on a ram-page? or is it because we're just mutton trying to be lamb? freda |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 22 Jun 05 - 09:58 AM what's it all about? |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:03 AM To shear or not to shear, that is the question... |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:24 AM to bleat, or not to bleat: that is the question.. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slurps and marrow of outrageous cooking, Or to be simmering inside a stew so humble, And by decomposing end them? To diet: to eat; No more; and, by a sheep to say we end The heartache and the thousand eaten chops That flesh is heir to, 'tis a consommé Politely to be dished." William Shakespeare, "Sheeplet" (1600-01) |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Little Hawk Date: 22 Jun 05 - 10:54 AM Lovely, Freda. ;-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 22 Jun 05 - 11:58 AM I suppose that Handel, who was not a native speaker of English, did not notice the comic implications of pausing after "sheep" in "All we like sheep have gone astray", as he does, repeatedly, in his well-known chorus in _Messiah_. It would make a good T-shirt: All WE LIKE SHEEP have gone astray. -- Psalm 23 --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Grammar: ethology or ethics? :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: LilyFestre Date: 22 Jun 05 - 03:25 PM NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!! Let the sheep GO!!! I say...I say...Let that sheep go, boy!!!!! *spoken in my best Leghorn Foghorn voice, of course!* *G* Michelle |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST Date: 28 Jun 05 - 12:06 AM This is sick, your all messed up! |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Liz the Squeak Date: 28 Jun 05 - 01:50 AM If you get a decent chorus (like, oo... East London Chorus ), there is no pause after 'for we like sheep'... it's all in the music. LTS |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Dave Bryant Date: 28 Jun 05 - 07:05 AM Often sheep keep twisting around and you have to reposition them to where you want them -ie "We have turned everyone to his own way". |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 28 Jun 05 - 10:12 AM Liz: I disagree. There is an antiphonal section where (I think it's) the upper voices sing "All we, like sheep" & then the lower voices chime in "All we, like sheep". The "all" note is very short & easy to miss. The tune does not allow for a pause after "we". The "sheep" lasts two beats, and then we get "are gone astray". No amount of decency on the part of the chorus can deny us naughty people the opportunity for two giggles. --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: How we got here is no indication of what to do next. :|| |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 23 Jul 05 - 01:29 PM i note that this thread has not been moving - a sign of obstinance and recalcitrance amongst those suffering lanolin addiction - withdraw, I say, withdrawals are hard, but must be endured to overcome the addiction. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:01 AM over a year since this thread has reared its woolley head. Does this mean people are back shagging sheep again? Have they gone back to their old ways? I believe there should be a 12 step program for sheep shaggers. Step one - first, find your sheep.. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Paul Burke Date: 08 Sep 06 - 10:08 AM Man marries goat. Not got the same class as sheep. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: John MacKenzie Date: 08 Sep 06 - 11:58 AM There is a sheep sale on just a mile or so up the road from here now, any requests? G. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST Date: 08 Sep 06 - 02:43 PM Ewe, ewe, ewe, I'm in love with ewe, ewe, ewe, No one else will do, do, do I'm in love with ewe. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Bill D Date: 08 Sep 06 - 03:07 PM Sheep have fallen out of favor. |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: freda underhill Date: 08 Sep 06 - 04:50 PM are you kidding? |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: Rusty Dobro Date: 09 Sep 06 - 03:19 PM Halfway Up Virginia from 'More Filth, Dirt Cheap' Ivor Biggun 1986 Now I'm just an old hillbilly boy, I ain't no city slicker My interests is incest, bestiality and liquor. I live on grits and catfish that muck around in the fountains And I'm just a c-c-country boy and I fxxx around in the mountains. But I've been down in Georgia, I've been in Caroline. I've been in both their sisters and the Hole in the Lonesome Pine Been in and out of Charlotte and her husband's after me.... But halfway up Virginia is where I wanna be. Now I've got fifty sweethearts, they think that I'm a star, One of them says, 'Oh baby', and the rest of them say 'baa' You can depend on a four-legged friend and when I go out bonkin' I dress that sheep in a gigham gown and take her honky-tonkin'. Two to the left, two to the right, hooves together and do-si-do I needn't buy her a new fur coat coz' she's got one that's curly Just a jug or two of mountain dew and turnips for my girlie. I've stuffed my tool in a Georgia mule, but I give them cows a miss Coz' you feel such a xxxx rushin' round to the front When you want to give 'em a kiss. But I've been in Alberta, I've been chasin' beaver Had a pokey in Muscogie with a three-legged golden retriever I've been through Mississippi and her husband's after me... But halfway up Virginia is where I wanna be. Had a bunk-up with a skunk up Where the blue grass blooms Had a good xxx from a woodchuck And polecats and raccoons A hound dog and a ground hog A possum up a tree And everything that bleats and barks And can't run faster than me. Yahoo! Now down in the creek lives Lou-Lou-Belle She's a virgin and I believe her But if she ain't good enough for her own kinfolk She ain't good enough for me neither. I've had all critters great and small In the hills of Tenessee And every last one is female Coz' there ain't nothing strange about me. And I've yodelled down the canyon On both sides of Caroline And I'll go thar again some day If her brother doesn't mind I've messed around in Buffalo From sea to shining sea But halfway up Virginia is where wanna be Yeah, halfway up Virginia is where wanna be... |
Subject: RE: BS: Quit Shagging Sheep Today! From: GUEST,Partridge Date: 10 Sep 06 - 03:03 PM I thought Ken was the only sheep shagger - seems I was wrong! Pat |