BS: Spatulaphore

Subject: BS: Spatulaphore
From: Davetnova
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:11 PM

This is a simple messaging system useful for barbecues in large gardens or anyone in line of sight.
Simple messages like hello, come here, and look at me I'm cooking can be signalled with a single spatula but the fully subtlety of the system comes into play with possession of two spatulas and a boyscout handbook. Amaze your friends by having your every wish carried out with a mere wave of the hands(holding spatulae).
Always remember - do not overdo the demands as only a single spatula is needed to signal - shove this right up your arse.

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: Teresa
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM

heheheheheheh!

All right, who was it wrought this spatula madness? I'd like to meet him. Is he going to the getaway? :)

Teresa

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:16 PM

silly me! I read this as "spatulavore" and was hoping to find out there was something out there that was a predator on spatulae

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: open mike
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 01:54 PM

thusly

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: rumanci
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:09 PM

can you have EVERY wish carried out if your hands are already full ?
Mind you there might be less flagging involved .........I code be up for that !
;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: Bill D
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:11 PM

that's a site on semaphore....now, you know Teresa can't do semaphore. Post it in braille!

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: GUEST,MMario
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 02:13 PM

I'll bet Theresa could *do* semaphore - just not *read* it.

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 03:17 PM

dash dash dash dot dot dot dash dot dash . . . oh, wait, that's Spatula Code.

Subject: RE: BS: Spatulaphore
From: Peace
Date: 04 Feb 05 - 03:21 PM

http://www.sigmaaldrich.com/Area_of_Interest/Laboratory_Essentials/EquipBasics/Product_Lines/Spatulas