BS: Cure for boredom

Subject: BS: Cure for boredom
From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:10 AM

Subject: You know it makes sense...

At last!! A decent chain letter as opposed to normal chain letters/pyramid schemes, this one costs nothing, and you can only win. Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates.

INSTRUCTIONS.

Anaesthetize your wife, put her in a large carton, (don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.
Statistically, among these women will be at least

0.5 Miss Worlds
2.5 Models
463 Wild nymphos
3,234 Good-looking nymphos
20,198 Who enjoy multiple orgasms
40,198 Bi-sexual women.

In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.

DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER.

One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatonial expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter). While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has already received 837 women an is lying in hospital suffering from exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.

YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL.

This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying life. No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that only interest women). No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or engagement. Do not hesitate........send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.

PS. - Even when you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner; one of the other women that arrives will know how to use it.

PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Pied Piper
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:22 AM

Oh dear.

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: mack/misophist
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:25 AM

Indeed.

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:25 AM

Ok...so Im finding this funny...mainly because if I were to package up my husband/future husband and post him off....will I recieve some gorgeous men in return...Hmmm......now there's a thought!!!!*BG*

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:30 AM

The biggest problem with that Khatt is he's already in such demand you can't afford to risk it.
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Amos
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:30 AM

Darn -- my sister just sent me the opposite version and I didn't post it here!

A

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:31 AM

True Giok!...

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: GUEST,Mr Red (obviously bored with wot he is doin)
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 11:32 AM

wait till it goes away?

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Mingulay
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 02:24 PM

2.5 Models of what, and do you have to assemble them?

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM

Now do you see why I'm keeping the Captain in the cellar?

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: kendall
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM

Help

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 05:19 PM

Jacqui, we thought that was because he liked it down there in the dark.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: jacqui.c
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 06:38 PM

Liz - wherever we go it turns into a cuddle fest for him and after all the Valentine cards I think that, for his own good, he needs to be kept out of general circulation. Got to keep the blood pressure under control!

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 07:39 PM

111,111,111 X 111,111,111 =

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:07 PM

Found out that crabs don't lay all that many eggs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Peace
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:08 PM

And that crab lice don't carry the diseases sometimes carried by head or body lice. Cool, huh?

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: Cluin
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 08:46 PM

Well, the crab lice have learned that a large inventory is what spells doom for a lot of small businesses. Specialization is the key to success.

That, and location... location... location!

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: kendall
Date: 16 Feb 05 - 10:17 PM

Jacqui, whose blood pressure? Yours or mine?

Subject: RE: BS: Cure for boredom
From: GUEST,jacqui.c
Date: 17 Feb 05 - 06:57 AM

Damnit! How did you get out again? I'm gonna have to fix that lock once and for all.