BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue

Subject: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:38 PM

Is Prince Charles up to the task?

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Peace
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 09:47 PM

Only GUEST Randi would know for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 10:03 PM

After all this time do you think they're still doing it?

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:45 PM

No jacqui, but for a different reason - surely she's saving herself for the wedding night?

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:46 PM

Or perhaps she's simply saving herself

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: GUEST
Date: 18 Feb 05 - 11:53 PM

There are creams that help i'm told

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:26 AM

I expect he'll whip her up some of that cream on the wedding night!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 05:35 AM

He's a bit long in the tooth, Giok - his cream would curdle.

(oh, the imagery!...)

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: EagleWing
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 06:38 AM

He's a bit long in the tooth, Giok - his cream would curdle.

Actually, he's younger than my father was when I was conceived. (And younger than I am now). What the hell has age got to do with it?

Frank L.

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Blissfully Ignorant
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:04 AM

This is something i really don't want to think about in any great depth...but i'd say he'll probably manage...

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:07 AM

Well Matured Cream === Old Cheese....

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:13 AM

Power to you and your dad, Frank. No aspersions cast.
Though I remember seeing recently a (UK) statistic along the lines of "1 in 5 of the over-45s in the UK has some sort of erectile dysfunction or other". Apparently Viagra sales are higher among the below-60's too. The 4 out of 5 have no problem of course. I should have said "...could/might curdle".

I expect Charlie boy is on an oyster and spinach diet. Though the problems with changing the venue won't help his mood. I'm sure he will be relieved when it's all over (pun fully intentional).

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Lanfranc
Date: 19 Feb 05 - 07:58 AM

"New from Duchy Originals, St Ives Rhubarb Pie and Cornish Oysters"

"Tamp on, your Highness!"

But still he's got no courage in him, Oh dear oh.

Alan

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Joe Offer
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 03:31 AM

That's the trouble with those UK folkies - they're aging. It's at the point where an erection is a big deal to them...

-Joe Offer, running for cover-

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 03:39 AM

It's the climate, Joe. Thank God for Mediterranean genes!

- George, joining Joe Offer under cover -

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:49 AM

Can't be the climate, the Scots have always outshone their neighbours in that department, [allegedly]

Giok ¦¬]

Move over George and Joe

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:54 AM

And there was me thinking this was a thread about putting up tents....

It's the angle of the peg that's the important issue.. get the angle wrong and you lose all stability.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: GUEST,Skipy
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 06:16 AM

- George, joining Joe Offer under cover -

not a good choice of words, during a thread about erections!
Skipy

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 07:05 AM

Just good friends, honest!

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: paddymac
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 10:13 AM

Thanks all for a pleasant Sunday morning chuckle.

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 11:53 AM

Must keep you guy at the right angle Liz I agree with that!
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 01:12 PM

And if the guy isn't tight enough, the whole thing is wobbly... of course, if the guy is too tight, then it just falls over.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 01:31 PM

We're obviously talking bell tents here Liz! Nasty when one of those fall over, best to wear a helmet!
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Chris Green
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:17 PM

If I see another thinly- disguised double-entendre in this thread, I shall ask Joe to whip it out immediately!

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:23 PM

I'll give you one!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Chris Green
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:28 PM

Is that marks out of ten?

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Chris Green
Date: 20 Feb 05 - 05:34 PM

And incidentally, Giok, a helmet in those circumstances might prove a drawback!

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 12:12 PM

OK if you're wearing your pink polo neck DB
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Charley Noble
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 02:39 PM

This thread should be more carefully circumcized!

Cheerily,
Charley Noble

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:24 PM

Need your polo neck this weather.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Bassic
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 03:49 PM

Didnt Charlie boy break his arm in a Polo accident? I seem to remember picures of him comming off the "field" holding it very carefully!!

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:47 PM

No.. it's marks out of 2.... as in:

Marks out of 2? I'd give him one.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: GUEST,Royal expert
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 04:53 PM

I assure you that Prince Charles is well capable of getting it up.
If she is not satisfied-------she can grab him by those wingnut ears and MAKE him go down to the task.

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 21 Feb 05 - 05:55 PM

"I offer my honour" "I honour you offer" Then it's on her and off her all night.
Ah the old jokes!
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 06:24 AM

I am curious as to the equipment to be used. Will it be lightweight racing stuff with a saddle the size of a postage stamp, or is it more likely to be something suitable for hacking with just the occasional easy jump and capes to be worn if it gets too wet. Either way, a firm bit will be needed. Spurs optional.

Subject: RE: BS: Upcoming UK erection-important issue
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:56 AM

I bet all these guys who are so scathing about Camilla's looks are married to beauty queens!
Giok :^)