BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...(spoof)

Subject: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Bobert
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:52 PM

Washington, D.C. (UPI)

After 20 months of torture, the famed William Shatner of Mudcat fame, has confessed of planning to to kill the President either by shooting or by car bombing. Shatner, now 71, when asked why he wanted to kill Mr. Bush yelled back at reporters, "I don't. Might of fact I would have voted for him if I wasn't so busy being beatin daily in a Saudi jeail."

Shatner waived extridition hearings to get back to States where he says, "I'll fight to prove that I never wanted any harm to the President but I didn't particularly want much more for myself."

In a bomnd hearing today, a Federal Distict Court in Alexandrain, Va. refused to set bail for Mr. Shatner and the defendant will be held until his trial which is expected tp begin in early 2014.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 07:53 PM

SpockBonesScotteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

They're not..... like..... us......, SpoCK!

They can't..... feeeeeeeeeel.... like us,... Bonezzzzzzz

Anti..... bodyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:00 PM

What the...f*ck!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Alba
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:04 PM

Have you been at the Bootleg Absinth again Bobert...lol
Blessings
Jude

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:05 PM

Must.... stop..... Junior....

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:05 PM

I'd be a lot more concerned about a plot to kill Shatner.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Peace
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 08:50 PM

See other thread.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: GUEST,Khan
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:03 PM

Oh Kirk, my very old friend.

It is good to see how far you have fallen. The blood of my ancestors laughs at your discomfort.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:12 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: GUEST,William Shatner
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:13 PM

KHAAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 09:21 PM

Go get 'im, Bill!

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Cluin
Date: 22 Feb 05 - 11:46 PM

Yeah.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Boab
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 02:03 AM

---and check you're on something stronger than "stun".....

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: gnu
Date: 23 Feb 05 - 06:34 AM

Fer Garge, would that be "stunned"?

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: GUEST
Date: 27 Mar 05 - 03:03 AM

Shatner?

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Dave MacKenzie
Date: 03 Sep 10 - 07:27 PM

Is it true that William Shatner (and James T Kirk) is actually played by the Big Giant Head?

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: Little Hawk
Date: 03 Sep 10 - 07:47 PM

It saddens me that people would say things like that about a truly great man.

Subject: RE: BS: Shatner Accused in Plot to Kill Bush...
From: EBarnacle
Date: 03 Sep 10 - 10:44 PM

Too late!