BS: Hide the weenie

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Cool Beans
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 02:28 PM

I like them French fried potaters. Hnnn, hnn, hnnn.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 04:06 PM

LH.... no, no, no... don't you remember how the song goes? "...Hitler was a jerk. Moussolini bit his weenie, and now it doesn't work."

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 04:54 PM

Just bring a basketful of sandwiches and weenies

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: frogprince
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 09:09 PM

An innuendo isn't a sausage; an innuendo is an italian suppository.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:14 PM

Ah, yes! I see...

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 01 Mar 05 - 11:17 PM

Where you from?

New England states. You know? Uppa US.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 07:44 AM

Venison sausages! Wonderful.

And a Haggis is little more than a sausage with ambition....

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 08:36 AM

I've got venison summer sausage in the freezer. And up in Alaska...reindeer sausage...yummmmmmmmmm!

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:16 PM

Rapaire killed Bambi!

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:21 PM

Rapaire! How dare you shoot a fawn!! You should have taken Bambi's mother. Nice fat doe. Tasty. Burp.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:30 PM

Shall I roe deer?

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:36 PM

Took it to hart, did ya?

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 06:38 PM

Bad man, Mommy. He shot BAMbi.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 07:12 PM

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...Bambi! Good eating! Rapaire EAT Bambi! Tender. Juicy. Succulent. Tasty. Yummy. Rapaire shoot Bambi, eat Bambi.







Wait one...I haven't been hunting in five or six years, fer crissakes.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Metchosin
Date: 02 Mar 05 - 07:13 PM

The Sausage Queen

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: LadyJean
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 01:05 AM

I would crawl on my hands and knees from Fifth and Shady to Station Street, through two feet of snow, for three hotdogs from the original Original Station Street hotdogs. Alas the place is gone! The O in Oakland isn't anything like as good.
Every now and then, in my misspent youth, Dad would say, "How many Origianal Hotdogs can you eat?" and he'd head out to Station Street to fill up. I could manage 4, and the last half of the fourth went down hard. Dad always ate 5. They were ornamented with mustard, relish, lots of lovely, hard, firm onions, and dill pickles.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: GUEST,Rapaire
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 09:21 AM

They actually have food in California????

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: DougR
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 12:21 PM

Jaze's post: February 28:"DougR is right."

Now that's a "first" on the mudcat! :>)

DougR

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 02:33 PM

Over two hours and nobody has taken a shot at Doug. Another first.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 03:31 PM

Well, ya see, if I shoot at it, I hit it. Clear out to 300 meters if I have a decent, well-zeroed rifle (and that's WITHOUT them sissy telescopic sights). So DougR is farther away than 300 meters. And besides, he knows Billy Edd Wheeler.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 04:02 PM

..."decent, well-zeroed rifle ..." Well, you need good ammo too. I bought some cheap, Mexican 22 longs and used them in my 9422 XTR (great for keeping sharp on larger calibre 94's at little expense) until a casing split, blew back through the breech and knocked my shootin eye waaaaay out of round. Now, over 100m, it's sissy sights. If it keeps getting worse, I'll be hunting at the Co-op.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: LadyJean
Date: 03 Mar 05 - 11:38 PM

One of the residents of my former co op liked to cook hotdogs in maple syrup. He cooked them for 24 hours. The end result smelled all right, but looked revolting. I never tried tasting them.
Mother said his hotdogs looked like shrivelled old penises. She said this to an E.R. nurse. How many people can say, at the age of 75, that they made an E.R. nurse blush? Mom did.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 12:18 PM

Gnu, you shoulda used surplus .50 caliber machine gun brass necked down to .17 caliber. Woooooooooooooo--eeeeeeeeeeeeee, does that make that li'l ol' bullet move along! 'Course, you gotta build yer own rifle ta shoot the stuff, but hell, you probably got a few thou layin' around not doin' nothin' you can invest in a custom-built rifle. And you'll have to load yer own, but ya should be doin' that anyways, eh?

Ya do it and let me know. Wouldn't touch such a setup my own self.

(You're right about the ammo. I don't shoot anything I don't know about, from bee-bees to 12 gauge.)

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: gnu
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:09 PM

50 cal necked to 17? What the f*** are you shootin? Satellites?

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:14 PM

He's shooting rabbits. He just doesn't want to be bothered skinning them.

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:17 PM

No, no -- it's not about what I'm shooting at. As I said, I wouldn't touch such a rig myself. But feel free to have a go at it and let me know.

BTW, here's my "home range."

Subject: RE: BS: Hide the weenie
From: Peace
Date: 04 Mar 05 - 02:26 PM

I'd suggest ya check the hospital before ya pull the trigger.