BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....

Subject: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:12 PM

Well, okay, I know that I should have gone thru my PM's and erased a bunch of them and now and then I figures I'll di it but (sigh) I haven't and now have 699 of 'um, most of which need deleting but....

.... here is your chance to win three days and two nights *free* in Bobert's Double Decker Bus/Cottage...

Yes, be the 700th Catter to PM me and you will be "THE WINNER"!!!!

(Transportation, beer and other substances not included but if you want to bring substances I will be more than happy to test them out for you in the interest of safety...)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:27 PM

Is that the 700th Catter, or the 700th PM?

Pedantic...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: SINSULL
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:44 PM

Airfare included? Will I have to scrub the bathroom?

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:45 PM

WE HAVE A WINNER.... and it is....




































paddymac!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS, paddymac. You are the winner... Yes, here on the western slope of the "Almost Heaven" Blue Ridge mountain just 70 miles from the nation's capitol, you and yers will have three wonderfulll days of bliss living in my old double decker bus/cottage. It is equipped with all the luxaries of some folks homes. Like it has a toilet and, ahhhh, heat and air conditioning and, ahhhhh, not much else, 'cept quiet and woods and nature...

Now, as fir WYSusan, who placed a close second, she has a life time invite to stay in the WYS Suite in my basement any time she wants just so long as during her stay she takes the ol' Bobert aside for one on her "little" talks, which the Bobert seems to need more and more of as he sinks further down the slippery slope of Bobertism...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:49 PM

I'd hate to think what kind of server space is wasted, keeping 700 PMs...

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 07:56 PM

Okay, Clinton, I'm gonna clean them up, real soon... I promise... Just means that I gotta go back and read 'um all fir the ones with addresses and other cool stuff...

You oughtta see my desk...

I am pathetic...

If the entire internet shuts down I reckon it will be my fault,,,

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:23 PM

" If the entire internet shuts down I reckon it will be my fault"

-I- was just about to say the exact same thing!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 09:29 PM

Jinx free coke....

(Nevermind, Clinton. If you have any clue what I just said I would be amazed... Might of fact, unless you grew up around the time an' area that I did "jinx free coke" wouldn't mean much to you at all...)

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Sorcha
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 10:04 PM

I was once told by the Admin that PM's don't really take up that much space.

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 10:15 PM

Bobblered, duzzat mean I can't stay in the bus? I was gonna book it for June, maybe wid mah huzzzban'. That guest suite ain't big enough fur the bofe of us!

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: wysiwyg
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 10:24 PM

Hey Bobbirk, next time someone sends you an address, copy and paste it into a reply to YOURSELF, but make the subject line:

Xxxx [insert name]'s Snail Address

Then when you go deletion-mad just save them till you have enough to paste into a Word file.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Bobert
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 11:16 PM

Thanks fir the into, WYSuzie, but hey, me an' Al Gore imvented the innernet, thank you... Ahhhh, I can do blue clicky stuff in my sleep... Sho nuff can... Might of fact I once did brain surgery on myself in my sleep...Sho nuff did... So you don't wanta mess wid this ol' hillbilly when it comes to pudder stuff, 'er brain sutgery fir that matter...

Ahhhhhh, to answerate yer second question... Ahhhhh, what was the question??? Oh yeah, the bus... Sho nuff you can stay in it any time you want... Heck, you can move in there rent free as long as a couple times a year you get unner it wid a jack and level it...

Thats 'bout it...

Bobert

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Tannywheeler
Date: 13 Mar 05 - 11:31 PM

Sounds like a little piece of heaven fersher.      Tw

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: Clinton Hammond
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 01:32 AM

I know exactly what Jinx Free Coke means, mate...

But it needs punctuation... "Jinx! Free Coke!"

:-)

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: hesperis
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 01:46 AM

Ah, gol dang it, I didn't enter the sweepstakes in time!

Subject: RE: BS: Bobert's PM Sweepstakes....
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 14 Mar 05 - 08:42 AM

Needs spelling too Clinton. In that context it should be "Jinks", and please do not take my employers name in vain. Hell, I never see any "free" coke.