BS: Eject Leadfingers now!

Subject: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:19 AM

Oi! This is not fair! Some clone has targeted all my glorious 100th post triumphs and deletes them, whereas "Terry Leadballs" 100th posts are allowed to stay! Why? Is it because he plays a banjo? Is this what is known as ' positive discrimination' due to his banjo playing affliction?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:25 AM

Oh, 100 by the way.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:29 AM

All hail to Leadfingers, conquering hero..

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: kendall
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:31 AM

Maybe he is one of the inner circle? Whatever that is...

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From: gnu
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:35 AM

The inner circle? I hear their a bunch of jerks.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Mr Red
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM

Maybe he has a silver tongue

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Ron Davies
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:39 AM

Ask Shambles. He knows exactly where all the bodies are buried.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Davetnova
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:41 AM

It is to make up for his lack of sex appeal. You, on the other hand, gorgeous flamenco fingered one, have no need of such artificial boosts to your charisma.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: freda underhill
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:45 AM

hey, have you MET mr Lf? he is one cute banana.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:46 AM

I think you've cracked it there Davetnova. I guess the clones are ugly too, so all us pretty boys suffer.

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From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:51 AM

Flamenco Ted buy one today

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Skipjack K8
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:09 AM

Tezza can rip the ass out of an elephant; I wouldn't screw with his 100s.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:14 AM

An interesting ability, but bordering on bestiality don't you think?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:20 AM

The Inscrutable Mr. Lead beat me out of the 100th post by one, yesterday. I think it has something to do with an inerrant intuition that obfuscates the inherently inept like me. All Hail Lead!

Jerry

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Rt Revd Sir jOhn from Hull
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:22 AM

hEllo. i have sleept with both of them and fishfingers Is a ugly ugly per9son, Flamenco ted is much loveleer and 3fett taller than ugly bagjo perthson

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Roger the Skiffler
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:26 AM

It's a hat thing.

RtS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM

I didn't think Leadfingers had ejections any more!!!! Something to do with all his strength going into maintaining the beardage.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: artbrooks
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 09:14 AM

...I wasn't sure LF could count to 100...

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From: GUEST,Giok
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:18 AM

Viva Manitas del Plomo. Sin mentira!
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 11:20 AM

As I posted that I noticed that the ad link from Google was for Terry Nappies!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:04 PM

Who is this anonymous poster with a beard and a hat ?? He MUST be a Leadfingers Fan !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: breezy
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 07:41 PM

Terry's all Lead.

The best bit on Thursday, was his song for the maidenhead song contest.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:03 PM

... a self ejecting Lead Pencil, Terry?

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From: SINSULL
Date: 01 Apr 05 - 08:21 PM

Banjo players are sexier.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 02:00 AM

but never get any because they are banjo players.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 03:59 AM

I wonder if this will last long enough for Ted and I to fight for the 100th on THIS thread !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Dave Bryant
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 05:10 AM

Leadfingers is quite capable of getting himself ejected from most places !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 05:42 AM

Not many people get barred from the Pub where they are helping to run a Folk Club !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 06:50 AM

There Can Be Only One - Terry!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 07:18 AM

Shall we follow the precedence set by an unlamented football manager, and call Leadfingers 'El Tel'? This would put both the centenarians on an even footing, with only one consonants difference. Then whichever one doesn't get the 100th post can be given the El Bow.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

Lovely Idea Giok !!!!

El Tel 'Song Stealing the True Path';

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:40 AM

Elect him for wot?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 09:46 AM

Ejection is different from election, specially if you are Chinese. As Old Mrs kennedy used to say to her oldest son, "Ee Jack you're late"

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Peace
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 10:21 AM

Ejection is a sexual term, innit?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 02 Apr 05 - 11:58 AM

Who shot JR?
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

I refuse to let a thread with MY name in the title drop off the bottom of the screen in only three days !!

El Tel -Songstealing the true path !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 03 Apr 05 - 12:25 PM

Why didn't you do it as a guest like the rest of us?
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 06:18 AM

We're not going to get anywhere NEAR 100 posts at this rate!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 07:30 AM

I don't know though!
G

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 07:37 AM

Are we nearly there yet??.... Just another 60 posts to go!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: A Wandering Minstrel
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:00 AM

You go for it Terry mate!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:42 AM

Too late El Tel, I got the 100th post on this thread last week.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:19 AM

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From: GUEST,catsphiddle
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:23 AM

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From: GUEST
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 03:05 PM

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From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 08:05 PM

46

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From: Peace
Date: 04 Apr 05 - 09:38 PM

XLVII

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:33 AM

There are now two threads devoted to this thieving banjo player! I insist that this one be deleted!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 03:48 AM

Huuummmm, the competition thickens..........................

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 05 Apr 05 - 04:53 AM

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