BS: Eject Leadfingers now!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 12:43 PM

Announcing THREAD DRIFT and a re-post from my "Occupation Thread Starter" thread that Flamenco Ted just invaded to spread his villanous lies:

[sing to some tune or the other}
I'm a Peach! I'm a Peach, I'm a Pennsylvania Peach.
I'm oh so peachy keen!
I'm a Peach! I'm a Peach, I'm a Pennsylvania Peach.
And my favorite color is green.

****

A Peach can't be a Giant Strawberry.

Eject Flamenco Ted for introducing thread drift and
make him listen to rap music all day for punishment!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:42 AM

That ted's a right smoothie.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:37 AM

Azizizizizi,
            You are a one aren't you? England has NEVER been at war with giant strawberries such as your goodself. Indeed, in some parts of East Yorkshire they are now classed as an endagered species, and attract Governmenrt subsidies.
             Blenders, the true path!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 11:33 AM

Now I see the light.

This is about the war WE won. Hey, you Brit-get over it!!

And by the way, YOU didn't increase my knowledge about English colloqualisms, some other posters did. I guess they are from old Europe too.

I mean you guys have such quaint sayings..It really is 'neat' to hear them, but it can't beat REGULAR English, yaknowhatImean?

And here's what I have to say about you callin me a 'Giant Strawberry'and 'a silly old trout':

Sticks and stones
may break my bones
but names will never hurt me.

Nah! Nah! Nah!

And that's the last thing I'm gonna say of THIS subject!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Rear Entry Ted
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 10:24 AM

Azizizizi,
                            You really are a silly old trout aren't you? I suspect you are a Colonial, as your grasp of English colloquialisms appears to be minimal! Either that, or you REALLY ARE a giant strawberry with computer knowledge!
               Flamenco, the true path!
ps: I couldn't increase your education any early than now as I have been in sunny Wakefield all day.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 10:23 AM

"Are you talkin to me? Are you talkin to me?"

So now I'm an old gal, eh?"

Well 'old' is a relative term.
I don't think of myself as old. Not that I'm tellin my age.

And what in the world does "Pip pip" mean?

I hope it means something good.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 09:43 AM

Pip pip old gal

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 09:37 AM

"Calling someone old Fruit is a term of indearment...like calling someone Old Boy"

I'm curious now. In which culture is 'old fruit' a term of endearment?

And calling somebody "boy"-old or young, can get you in a mess of trouble in My neighborhood.

But OK. Since you explained this colloquialism to me, I'm no longer on a set. *

Flamenco Ted, you can come out of hiding now.

:O)


* on a set=angry; not that I really was. But still, old fruit?!
Well, you learn something new everyday.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 08:58 AM

Now if it were 'old fruitbat' you'd be right to take umbrage.

but if you do, you can clear the mess up yourself!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:41 AM

Calling someone old Fruit is a term of indearment...like calling someone Old Boy

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

Oh no. Not before he answers my question.

So Ted, what you mean by that old fruit thing?

You think I'm a fruitcake or something?

Or some kinda old rotten fruit? Is that what you think?!

Is THAT what you think?! Hun??? Hun???

I can't hear yah. Cat got your tongue?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 08 Apr 05 - 06:52 AM

Ted get out now while you still can.....................

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 03:08 PM

Flamenco ted and Leadfingers,

my condolences to you both in no order of preferance

[your names appear in alphabetical order]

And- uhm- Flamenco Ted, in answer to my question posted above you wrote "nearly correct old fruit".

What does that mean? That my question about your name and Leadfingers' name is 'old fruit' because it was asked & answered a long ago?

Or are you saying that I'm old fruit?

Well, I'm not THAT old..

And if I've got to be a fruit, a peach is nice. But not an old rotten peach..

Plum wouldn't be too bad either. Just don't call me watermelon.

;O)


Azizi

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 12:41 PM

Glad to see its gone - I had a long conversation with my tame 'puter geek and now have a spare hard drive running on this machine ! Thats worth missing the 1ooth post for !! Well done Khatt and commisserations , Ted

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 11:52 AM

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:52 AM

Bugger! Ah Well, at least HE didn't get it!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM

Got it!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:46 AM

???

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,98
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM

98

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,commentator
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:45 AM

They run, they push, they play nasty....who will be the winner?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,the race is on!
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:44 AM

The race is on for the 100th post!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,nearly....
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

95

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,nearly there...
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

94

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:43 AM

93

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM

92

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:42 AM

Do you think someone other than Ted or Leadfingers will get the 100th post??

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 10:10 AM

Ted - The reason I miss the 100ths that I do miss is because I DO work
quite regularly , and its difficult to log into The Cat when you are On Stage getting well paid !!
This one I will almost certainly miss ,IF it lasts long enough , as I will be on the High Seas doing a Ferry Cruise between Roscoff and Cork this coming weekend .
And thanks for the interest Azizi !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:39 AM

Azizi,
      Nearly correct old fruit. I play flamenco guitar and am called Ted. Terry's HEAD is made of lead, that's why he misses so many 100th posts.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:33 AM

And here's two questions from a newbie:

Leadfingers,

why are your fingers made of lead? Or is this like a really tall guy having the nickname "Tiny"??? So that means you are really good at playing a banjo [if that's what you play]?

And Flamenco Ted, did you choose that name because you like flamenco music + your first name is Theodore?

I'm just askin..

????

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:28 AM

Thanks for that joe, but I will beat the bugger anyway!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,joe offertrolley
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:27 AM

Leadfingers,
                               Leave this thread now, and let TED, oh he of the true path, claim the 100th post on this thread, or I will stamp on those silly banjo things you play.
                        love
                      joe offertrolley

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Azizi
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 09:26 AM

Well, I'll add a post.

I don't want to see any ejections around here.

What people do in privacy is a whole 'nother story.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,Mingulay at work
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:52 AM

Nudges LF in ribs with mic stand (should've unplugged it perhaps) and points out this is no. 82, only 18 to go. Animated, hirsute being, half human/half banjo player/half pissed staggers towards computer massaging typing finger. Any day now the brain will activate.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:29 AM

No chance! I bet he has dropped off to sleep already!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST,the commentator
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:20 AM

Pray silence for the players as they approach the baize. It's all or nothing now for the leadfingered one. Can he steal the victory from under the nose of the flamenco flyer?

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Hand-Pulled Boy
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 08:05 AM

99

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:28 AM

80.....

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:28 AM

79

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:27 AM

78

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 07:10 AM

After Ted's post I feel inclined to do a twenty four post countdown this morning , just to P him offf !!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 04:08 AM

76

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Paco Rabanne
Date: 07 Apr 05 - 03:58 AM

Yo Lead,
       I got the 7200th on the MOAB thread, so I may be magnanimous and let you have the 100th on this one...... but then again, you play the banjo don't you? Thats it! It's war!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 05:09 PM

74

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: Leadfingers
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 04:43 PM

This is either going to be a walk over for Ted to get the hundredth , or it will fall off the page ! I am away over the weekend and will NOT have access to the cat !

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:34 AM

Not a thing one can do on ones own right enough!
G ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:29 AM

Well I couldn't just leave it there all alone......

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:27 AM

Ooh er Miss Pettigrew!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From:
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:16 AM

69!!

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 09:15 AM

Who's going to get 69?
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Eject Leadfingers now!
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 05 - 07:40 AM

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