BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 27 May 05 - 12:13 PM

When you enter this great marble hall
Use the paper not the wall
If you cannot find the paper
Behind the pan you'll find a scraper.

G..

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 26 May 05 - 07:18 PM

Woe unto he whose poetic endeavors are spawned by the smell of shit.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 05 - 12:40 PM

Ahhh, the flush is silenced......

To all shit house poets
When they die
May there be erected
Broad and high
A striking symbol
Of their wit
And fair well built
Of solid shit.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 May 05 - 12:29 PM

Nicki Lauda

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Bill D
Date: 26 May 05 - 12:21 PM

"Maggie Lauder"

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 26 May 05 - 12:13 PM

Hamilton C-amp.
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 26 May 05 - 11:52 AM

JOHN D. LOUDERMILK

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Bunnahabhain, via back door
Date: 26 May 05 - 08:20 AM

Don't worry about it. Just sit back and let the tread drift take it to something totally diffrent, but just as interesting. Far easier than hijacking...

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 05 - 02:36 AM

You'd have to go to my up thread posts Ebbie. Actually, I like their stuff, its not exactly hard core, but when they are not the first band on stage, sometimes ya gotta suffer a little bit and sometimes hang about in some very odd places. And you do stick out like a sore thumb. I don't think I could get a stud even through my ear anymore, without some bloodletting, so I'm not about to try. LOL.

So far most of the "kids" that I have met at such venues are really very kind and friendly. Both my daughters are musicians and we've always maintained an interest in their stuff, no matter where the "muse" has taken them.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 26 May 05 - 01:50 AM

"I attended a punk rock show"

Next question: Why??

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 26 May 05 - 12:52 AM

Sure there are some! Why only last week I attended a punk rock show and my head and body is still vibrating.....and I had ear plugs.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 May 05 - 11:49 PM

Nobody's Louder'n Wainwright III.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 May 05 - 10:50 PM

Ya'll Afferbeck Lauder, I can't hear ya.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: frogprince
Date: 25 May 05 - 10:36 PM

Louder'n' Wainwright III.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 May 05 - 10:31 PM

Harry Lauder.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 May 05 - 10:26 PM

Afferbeck Lauder.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 25 May 05 - 06:09 PM

Allan, if you are Allan C, then you are the creater of one of the most wonderful posts on Mudcat :


Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
From: Allan C.
Date: 05 May 03 - 08:41 PM

Not to burst your bubble, Khandu, but this has been tried before with such things as birthdays, welcome-to-new-members, remarks from trolls, and a few others - always with rapidly diminishing results.

Just how big was that bubble anyway?


And, indeed, that thread (MOAB) has been hijacked hundreds of times...hijackers hijacking from hijackers hijacking from hijackers...

Now, if you are not Allan C, then you have posted the 2nd MWP on Mudcat, very subtle indeed!

jpk, you'll have to type a little luder, my ears aren't what they used to be!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jpk
Date: 25 May 05 - 05:53 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jpk
Date: 25 May 05 - 05:52 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jpk
Date: 25 May 05 - 05:52 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 May 05 - 05:37 PM

Apparently Khandu can't do.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Allen
Date: 25 May 05 - 02:32 PM

Khandu, oughtn't you to have asked this on a different thread?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 May 05 - 01:41 PM

:)

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 May 05 - 12:54 PM

Thanks for agreeing. I knew you had it in you.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Ebbie
Date: 25 May 05 - 12:53 PM

Right.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 25 May 05 - 12:10 PM

Jewish football players do not have hamstrings.

They injure their kishkas or gderims.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 25 May 05 - 07:14 AM

I've just had a worrying thought -

is it kosher for a Jewish footballer to pull a hamsstring?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 25 May 05 - 03:17 AM

Well.....I may not know how to hijack a thread on a folk music forum, but I've found a surefire way to kill one. LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Metchosin
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:34 PM

Hey, my little girl is going to play Fucking the Lieutenant and When Monkeys Rule The Planet at an invitation only concert with Randy Bachman of BTO fame on June 19th.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:24 PM

Hmmmm, maybe I was not correct...actually, I
hear the noise of the flushing sound of the flush of a distant far-away toilet.

Yeah, that's what I hear!

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:20 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGggg,,,,,,.....

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:10 PM

Well, I hear the flushing sound of the flush of a distant far-away toilet.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:09 PM

Arrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

I hear the flush of a distant toilet.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Peace
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:05 PM

I hear the sound of a distant toilet.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 24 May 05 - 07:03 PM

Is this Hi-jack or Hi-jinks? I ask myself.
This is now my thread and I will do with it as I please and you will all conform to that. You will reply to this in your way at my will!!!!
So Go for it!!
Best wishes, Mike.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,Jaysus! Pull the chain!
Date: 24 May 05 - 03:49 PM

But nobody can't stink up a whole website like the resident moron.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 24 May 05 - 03:22 PM

some of Mudcat's finest pseudo intellectuals can sure stink up a bathroom.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: JennyO
Date: 24 May 05 - 10:57 AM

"The Queen farts and wipes her arse,
Her private parts are working class."

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 24 May 05 - 10:53 AM

I find it useful when faced with upper class twits, snobs etc to imagine them sitting on the loo with their drawers round their ankles, it is after all true that even they must shit and pee like the rest of us ordinary folks. Don't forget that even the Queen's finger must go through the toilet tissue sometimes.
That's my philosophical thought for today.
Giok ¦¬]

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,khandu
Date: 24 May 05 - 10:31 AM

When the King shows his ass, is that considered a Royal Flash?

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: jacqui.c
Date: 24 May 05 - 08:22 AM

When the Queen has a crap does she do a royal flush?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 23 May 05 - 06:07 PM

Hi and bye SueB. too bad you couldn't stay and hang out.

BTW,

terrorists or insurgents, either way, they suck. fuck 'em

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: freda underhill
Date: 23 May 05 - 06:21 AM

Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery..

"The night was dark. Guantanamo Bay is no picnic. One o'clock in the morning and the prison stood cold and empty but for me. Half asleep in my big chair in front of CNN I kicked myself upright, deciding that the couch would be more comfortable than sitting here trying to stay awake. As I prepared for bed I noticed that all the prisoners were quiet tonight. Not happy, that was for sure. We had been desecrating the Koran today and there had been a lot of screaming prisoners. Just one prisoner was missing. I hadn't seen him since dinner time and that last meetng hadn't gone well. He had told me that I would be flushed like the proverbial Koran.

"I shrugged and then smiled at the notion of shrugging when there was none to see. I put my feet up. I froze. Somewhere deep in the guard house a toilet had flushed."

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 23 May 05 - 03:14 AM

Where Napoleon met his Waterloo.

Giok

[Ballcocks to you too!]

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST
Date: 23 May 05 - 02:49 AM

I'd be sorry your stay was so brief, but I know what the B stands for. Please do visit again in a year when the place could stand a cleaning, because it alweays needs one after you visit. Ta ta.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST,SueB
Date: 23 May 05 - 02:44 AM

Just popped back into the Mudcat to look something up and thought, what the hell - why not see who's here these days. Same old cast of characters!

Hello, Martin Gibson, glad to see you - I'm sure I'll be back again for one thing or another in a few months or so - see you then - Suzanne

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: khandu
Date: 22 May 05 - 11:15 PM

Hours have passed as I await the response from our guest, Mr. Knowingly. I am a patient man.

k

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: Once Famous
Date: 22 May 05 - 10:13 PM

terrorists or insurgents, either way, they suck. fuck 'em

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 22 May 05 - 08:32 PM

Those of you who have taught their cat to use the toilet, including teaching it to flush, will be aware that it may not always be a human influence that causes one to hear 'The Flush of a Distant Toilet'.

The bored clever little buggers sometimes decide at 3 am that it will be amusing to flush it several times....

Subject: RE: BS: Advice Sought -How to Hijack a Thread
From: GUEST, puss
Date: 22 May 05 - 06:10 PM

so Khandu has a haunted still? With spirits in it?