BS: PhD in air guitar....

Subject: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Shanghaiceltic
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 04:26 AM

Not sure if this belongs in the music section or not....

If you can do a PhD in air guitar why not research into air bodhran (except you might get arrested for obscene/provocative hand movements) air banjo, air box...the list could go on.

Academic takes PhD in art of air guitar
By Amy Iggulden
(Filed: 02/08/2005)

The first academic study into the sweaty pursuit of air guitar playing is to use the work of French philosophers to explain why men and women do it differently.

Doctoral research has begun under the supervision of Britain's first professor of pop music, who is also overseeing a PhD into the art of "moshing", the vigorous head-shaking dance popular among concert crowds.

   
The study will try and answer why men and women play differently
For the next three years, Amanda Griffiths, 32, a dance teacher from north Wales, will attempt to explain, in 60,000 words, why the attractions of an invisible guitar are generally overlooked by women, and how the girls who get involved do it differently.

To do so, she will use the complex arguments of French post-structuralist theorists such as Michel Foucault and Marxists such as Roland Barthes.

Miss Griffiths, who is funding her research at a cost of about £10,000, said: "The time seems right for a cultural study of phenomenon, because there is a very hardcore air guitar scene that has been bubbling away for years. But as a feminist I am interested in why there are so few women at events."

Her work, one of the subtitles of which is "air guitar: celebrating the fakeness of the inauthentic", has come to the attention of the organisers of the World Air Guitar Championships, and she has been invited to address a training camp for competition entrants in Finland this month.

Britain created the first world record for an air guitar ensemble when more than 4,000 people flailed along to Sweet Child o' Mine by the heavy metal band Guns 'n' Roses at the Guildford Festival in Surrey last month.

But Miss Griffiths's interest grew after she entered a regional air guitar competition on the eve of her 30th birthday two years ago.

Her unusual PhD was suggested by Prof Sheila Whiteley, chair of pop music at the University of Salford, whom she met on Radio 4's Woman's Hour, who has also overseen PhD studies into "post-anarcho punk" and heavy metal music.

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 05:30 AM

NO MATTER HOW TECHINCALLY PROFICIENT, AIR GUITAR IS PLAIN SILLY

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: gnu
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 05:30 AM

Air Hran... SC!!! Don't give them any ammo!!!

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: GUEST
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 06:12 AM

The guitar is just a penis extension. (This explanation is 7 words long and I claim my PhD)

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Le Scaramouche
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 06:35 AM

No you can't. They want it to be a phallic extension but you have to give them two-hundred pages on why, plus examples.

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Splott Man
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 07:08 AM

Oops, I read that as Hot Air Bodhran...

mind you...

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Peace
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 11:05 AM

I can just imagine the 'oral defense' when someone takes a PhD in harmonica. Rated XXX no doubt. In the shelves between 'Debbie Does Dallas' and 'Suzie Suction Goes to Town'.

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Amos
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 11:50 AM

Man, a PhD in Air Guitar?? This will advance the sum total of human knowledge? At least she could give it a serious title, like "Disamibiguation of Gender-based Propensities in Post-Industrial Tribal Rituals, with a special focus on Local Forms of Imaginary Music and Dance". That'd be a shoo-in!!! LOL!


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Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: Peace
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 11:51 AM

Hey. That's goooooood.

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: C-flat
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 06:27 PM

All the information and technique tips you could ever need right here!!!!


C-flat.

Subject: RE: BS: PhD in air guitar....
From: jpk
Date: 02 Aug 05 - 06:52 PM

sounds like he is/was a fighter pilot,when i was in the air force the major was under water basket weaving instead.