BS: Satellites are hacked

Subject: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 11:58 AM

This is VERY important.


Somebody sends not normal and illegal signals from
satellites.

The satellites are hacked!

People over the whole world blink with their
eyes more then normal. You can study this on TV (Bloomberg, BBC, CNN or other TV-channels).
This is because somebody sends not normal and illegal
signals from satellites.

Maybe it is less visible, but men have less soft
movements then normal.
This is also because of illegal and dangerous signals from
satellites into the brains of human beings.

The latter may have increased sickness and deaths. If
so, it should be possible to check it out
statistically.


Five civil persons on 24 years have control over at least one satelite.

All five of them are probably from Barcelona in Spain.
One of them are the leader of the group.

All five of them were seen at the Spanish Police headquarter in Madrid June 2005. They were observed by several policemen among them the spanish policechief. The policechief received an information report about this satellitecrime, but the crime still goes on.

http://www.sheffieldforum.co.uk/showthread.php?s=32f53800beb9f5267b99d0a74d4ee87f&threadid=55775

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:39 PM

Where's my aluminium foil helmet?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:41 PM

further down on that page..

"FACT: 100% of people who eat vegetables die"

never a dull moment on the internet. *grin*

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:43 PM

But what about the vegetables that eat people??
G..

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:49 PM

well...gosh....I dunno about that. I'd better ponder it.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:52 PM

"People over the whole world blink with their eyes more then normal." Guest/cansouth

That's true. However, I blink less with my feet than I used to.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 12:59 PM

"People over the whole world blink with their eyes more then normal."

that's because they are using code that YOU can't understand.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: frogprince
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:16 PM

How stewpid; everbudie nos that these stuff, an the drawts an hurcanes an all thet stuff, is caused by the efects of the space shutle lanchings.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Don Firth
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 01:22 PM

This, of course, is worrisome. But I'm far more worried over the fact that our government has been taken over by surgically altered Ferengi.

Don Firth (Captain of The Good Ship Lollipop)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Peace
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:10 PM

The verb transitivity in the title confused me.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:22 PM

yup...shoulda said "Satellites done been hacked"

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:25 PM

The voices in my head have told me this lots of times. But they are our friends and are going to make me King of the Universe and, if I'm good, Queen of the May.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Peace
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:30 PM

That Queen of the May thing requires a certain procedure with which you might not agree.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Amos
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:33 PM

Yeah; inside scoop is that for once in your life, you ain't passing the physical...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 02:34 PM

Ah Bruce that's the unkindest cut of all!
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 03:20 PM

If someone stuck me on the sharp end of a rocket, and fired me out to circle endlessly in freezing cold and darkness, I'D BE F*****G HACKED!

Don T.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 03:39 PM

Some people think that's what HELL is, Don T. :)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 05:18 PM

Alternative Medicine saves the day: Eat a cat turd pizza and it will all go away!

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 07:24 PM

Hell is being trapped inside the Mudcat BS section.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: JennyO
Date: 06 Sep 05 - 10:31 PM

With nothing to eat but cat turd pizza and turkey turd beer to wash it down.


Nothing to do but work,
Nothing to eat but food,
Nothing to wear but clothes
To keep one from going nude.

Nothing to breathe but air,
Quick as a flash 't is gone;
Nowhere to fall but off,
Nowhere to stand but on.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 02:28 AM

We have copious supplies of cat turds if you want to start the pizza business......

Just let me finish with this tinfoil hat and the coathangers first though....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 07:12 AM

Will you serve Turd Coffee too?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 08:40 AM

It is easy to see on television that people blink more with their eyes.

Even you who have answered so far, can see it.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: DMcG
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 08:43 AM

Actually, I've have been struck fairly recently by a number of people on television who rarely seem to blink at all. Is that related?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 08:52 AM

It is very easy to see the increase in blinking on those who present news on television.

It may have something to do with that they are concentrated.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 09:46 AM

Plus the fact that TV studios are hot and usually fairly dry. Blinking helps moisten the eyeballs so they don't start to itch.

Horribly pragmatic.... but there we go.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 09:57 AM

They blink with their eyes more then normal. More then they used to do. Because of the signals from the satellite hacker.

Also people who are not on television blink more then normal, but it is easier to see it on television. That is the reason for the focus on television.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 10:02 AM

So what's normal?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: jeffp
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 10:23 AM

I would imagine that particulate pollution would be a more likely explanation for increased blinking rates, if indeed rates have increased, which has been stated, but not demonstrated.

(Does that win the run-on sentence award for this week?)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Amos
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 10:26 AM

Blinking under bright lights is to be expected.

A

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: John J
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 11:29 AM

Life is fatal. Blinking brilliant.

JJ

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 12:16 PM

Just what else besides our eyes can we blink with, cansouth? :)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: JennyO
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 12:17 PM

Today, a nine year old child told me that statistics have shown that women blink more than men. Don't know why she chose today to tell me that. And she hadn't seen this thread, either.

Then she had a competition with her brother to see who could go the longest without blinking. He won - 26 seconds.

All of which doesn't prove a blinking thing.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 03:46 PM

If the hacker wants, he can send signals that give people pains instead of only blinking.


"I would imagine that particulate pollution would be a more likely explanation for increased blinking rates, if indeed rates have increased, which has been stated, but not demonstrated."

The main reason is not pollution, but signals from the satellite hacker.

It has been demonstrated many days and weeks on television, that people blink more then normal with their eyes. You have been told already, it is easy to see on television.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Sep 05 - 11:30 PM

no, cansouth....you offer NO proof. You only make silly claims. There are many reasons for excess blinking, and you have no idea HOW a 'hacker' could cause this, or cause pains.

If you are serious, you are also seriously deluded. Quit believing all this garbage and learn to think.

There are thousands of satellites, and many people in Barcelona, and even more gullible fools...........

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Sep 05 - 06:14 AM

"It may have something to do with that they are concentrated."

I read it as 'constipated'...

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Grab
Date: 08 Sep 05 - 07:31 AM

Do you have statistics for this? A graph of number of blinks per minute for each newsreader over the last two years should do it. I'll believe *anything*, provided someone will show me evidence that I can't easily disprove.

You may also be interested to know that allergies increase in the summer. So even if someone is blinking more in the summer than the winter, it doesn't prove that someone's got a death ray pointed at them.

Next question: *how* do you think the satellites do this? Radio waves? Light?

Unless you can back this up, I'm going with Occam's Razor and saying you're as mad as a man having sex with a box of cheese biscuits - fucking crackers...

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 Sep 05 - 07:51 AM

Obviously that was Mr Graham Cracker talking... ;-)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Grab
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 08:07 AM

Oh godddd... :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 09:49 AM

Part of me wonders if cansouth is pulling something out of his butt to see the responses - just sort of a non-malevolent troll. But I doubt it; he sounds too much like genuine mentally ill people I've encountered, and I'm afraid he is seriously in need of professional help.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: beardedbruce
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 10:33 AM

Sorry. I just checked my two satellites, and neither has been hacked.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: EBarnacle
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 10:34 AM

Also remember that the evidence indicates that 100% of the people who breathe, die.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: EBarnacle
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 10:35 AM

...except for Elvis

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 02:52 PM

Identification of the hacker who controls satellites:

- He, and four friends of him, visited policechief (comisaria) Benito in Madrid in June 2005.
- One of the hackers friends sat close to the desk in the police office.
- Policechief Benito changed clothes, from sivil clothes to uniform, before he received a report of the satellite misuse..
- Policechief Benito was not willing to present himself with his name. One policewoman was present when the policechief did not want to say his name.
- One of the policemen in the building used a walkman.
- One of the policemen said Benito/Bonito and laughed.

You can get this verified at the Spanish police headquarter.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: frogprince
Date: 09 Sep 05 - 07:11 PM

further proof: one of the policemen was wearing blue socks, the other one black socks; both of them had combed their hair befor leaving home that morning.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 05:42 PM

It was probably the satellite hacker who made Bush do this:

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1781796,00.html

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 20 Sep 05 - 06:44 PM

was it the satellite hacker who makes Bush do this? (I think he's checking for tinfoil hats)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Nigel Parsons
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 05:29 PM

More people are blinking with their eyes, more than normal?

I blame it on the increased use of contact lenses

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Sep 05 - 05:54 PM

Hey, you guys- redundacy is running rampant here, over and over: It is with our eyes that we blink. Pedantry compels me to remind you that whether we blink more frequently than we used to is the point- the ayes don't have it.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST
Date: 22 Sep 05 - 12:18 AM

you're indulging your compulsive order again...