BS: Satellites are hacked

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Don Firth
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:49 PM

Well, maybe cansouth has something there.

If I were stuck up in space, orbiting the earth possibly forever without even a lousy sack lunch, alternately cooking in direct sunlight and freezing my butt off when in the earth's shadow, getting pinged incessantly with micro-meteorites, and all that time with no flight pay, I think I'd be a little hacked myself!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:45 PM

well...since 'the hacker' hangs out with a " Blond, normal looking" friend, "175 cm(?)., not slim, not fat" he should be easy to spot!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:42 PM

indeed! Others are being warned!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 10:38 PM

cansouth ain't kidding he IS everywhere! ☺

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Metchosin
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 04:51 PM

How can you tell the difference between someone who picks their nose because they want to and someone who picks their nose because of hacked sattellites? I really want to know so that next time I can blame my behavior on aliens.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 02:53 PM

Here are two more quite visible examples of the new hand movements probably caused by the illegal satellite signals:

1. The people who sit beside and behind Saddam Hussein in the trial in Bagdad, move their hands quite a lot up to touch their faces. I saw it on CNN earlier today. It was very visible.

2. On Eurosport they have a program called Eurogoals. In the game between Zaragoza and Sevilla on the 27.11.2005, a goalkeeper is excluded. When he is about to leave the field he uses his hand on his nose. That looked like a typical movement like those which are a result of the illegal satellite signals. It does not have to be in this single case, but at least it looked like it was.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: JennyO
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 08:20 AM

*sings*

I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself
I don't want anybody else
Oh no, oh no, oh no
I want you
I don't want anybody else
And when I think about you
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 07:54 AM

You, know it's true! I've been making lots of involuntary hand movements touching myself more often that usual... but I can fix that just by stopping taking the little blue tablets...

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 28 Nov 05 - 04:45 AM

Right now on CNN, the judge in the trial against Saddam Hussein, makes those hand movements which are increased in frequency by the illegal satellite signals.

It is though not very often those movements happen. Maybe they appear in an interval of 2-3 minutes each time.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 08:00 PM

On BBC World there is a commercial for BBC`s program "Hardtalk".

I am not sure, but I think one, of around four persons in the comercial, is the rockstar Alice Cooper.

He uses his right hand and touches his cheek on his left side. That is the kind of new movements the satellite hacker has created.

Of course it could be a contingency/occasional, but that is the kind of movements that are new.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 07:58 PM

"hey cansouth...are you warning others"

Yes.

But I also try to make people observe the results of the illegal satellite signals, so they can report it to the police, to stop the hacker.

The signals are dangerous.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 07:38 PM

tic talk, tic talk- but it stopped short never to go again...

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 07:28 PM

all this sounds like tic-talk to me.....

(hey cansouth...are you warning others, or just Mudcatters?)

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 06:09 PM

Is that with their hands, Metch?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Metchosin
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:33 PM

and when they start scratching their groin area....oh boy!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 27 Nov 05 - 05:30 PM

The satellite hacker seems to have started with a new signal:

People use their hands to touch their own heads, noses, chins, mouths and faces more then normal . It has probably lasted at least since saturday 21. November 2005. It is easy to observe also this on television.

The blinking increase and staccato movements may have started monday 6. June 2005.


So now there should be at least three visible symptoms of the illegal satellite signals:

1. The increased eye-blinking.
2. The staccato movements.
3. People touch their own heads/noses/chins//mouths/faces more then normal.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 06:08 PM

Remember to put your fingers in your ears...




.... and go tinga linga loo!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 01:53 PM

Sorry- I didn't see the help you offered, Dr. Mark. The answer is 'both'. I think. And overnight, I indulge in one VERY LONG blink. With both eyes.

I'm afraid Robin has it right and the only sane response is

Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!
Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 09:19 AM

he uses dungaree trousers

What does he use them for?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 12 Nov 05 - 03:44 AM

C'mon BillD join in

Lalalalalala!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 07:49 PM

The hacker has an eleven inch d**k; his friend has four and a half inches.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 07:47 PM

I am SO relieved by these regular reports about whatever it is...

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,Cansouth
Date: 11 Nov 05 - 07:45 PM

The identification of the hacker is probably wrong.

It seems to be only two persons, instead of five.

1: The hacker: Slim, with carismatic eyes, kind of natural "silver hair", the hair is a little bit long, he uses dungaree trousers, 180 cm (?) tall.

2. His friend: Blond, normal looking, 175 cm(?)., not slim, not fat. Probably he was at the airport in Berlin in Germany in June 2005.

Both of these two were at the police station of Policia de Madrid San Blas in Madrid in Spain in June 2005.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 11:18 AM

I'm blinking alot more since I first met this thread. The 20 hours a day on the 'net researching conspiricy theories has nothing to do with it....

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Mark Cohen
Date: 24 Oct 05 - 02:49 AM

Ebbie, do you mean both eyes, or each eye? Please let me know by PM urgently. I may be able to help, but only if you give me the right answer. This is critical.

Aloha,
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 02:43 AM

Lalalala..

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 23 Oct 05 - 01:34 AM

Well, Metch, I don't know about you, but now and again I just about know that my satellites are hacked. Makes my eyes blur and then I have to blink real fast. Sometimes I even use eye drops.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Metchosin
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 11:30 PM

hmmm......... an increase in the rate of blinking usually indicates that the subject is feeling increased stress or that they are under pressure.....could be that their stress levels have risen to 10 days blinking a year, because they believe their satellites have been hacked.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 09:57 PM

So, does an increase in blinking mean that we now spend 10 days a year blinking?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 22 Oct 05 - 06:29 PM

http://www.physorg.com/news5431.html
July 26, 2005

"Most people blink around 15 times a minute and a blink lasts on average 100-150 milliseconds, which means that overall we spend at least 9 days per year blinking. "

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Oct 05 - 07:55 PM

Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!
Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 21 Oct 05 - 01:53 PM

My case may be incurable. I am able to wink in consecutive fashion with both eyes and I'm not sure that I have always had this ability. It may be in obedient response to some kind of code. Is anyone else afflicted with this anomoly?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 21 Oct 05 - 09:04 AM

Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!
Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Wilfried Schaum
Date: 21 Oct 05 - 08:50 AM

Blinking more than normal leeds to an awful suspicion: We don't see a person blinking in a sequence of time (past, present future), but a person blinking and not blinking at the same time! - so ALL time is ONE time - the Tralfamadorians are upon us!
Don, man your good ship Lollipop and take me on! I'm a qualified Windows Space Cadet with some citations. Where can I enlist?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Oct 05 - 09:02 AM

There was an old song I remember called "Flying Saucers"

Flyin' saucers, cups and saucers,
are breaking up my happy wedded life!


(Puts fingers in ears)

Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!
Laaa, lala! Laaaa la lala!
La lalalalalalalalala!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 06:46 PM

Everything I look at keeps shifting colors! I'm blinking a lot!

I am DOOMED!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Ebbie
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 06:38 PM

Oh dear. Guess it's got me too.

What I don't understand is that when I look directly at a square that one doesn't blink. Whyzzat?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 06:22 PM

You looked!...and now it has you, Don! You will be receiving signals from Spain forever!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Don Firth
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 01:50 PM

I saw a flying saucer this morning!

Well, actually, it wasn't really flying, I dropped it on the kitchen floor. Bounced pretty good. Fortunately, it didn't break.

Bill D., you're post at 19 Oct 05 - 12:31 PM—that's weirder than hell!   

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: frogprince
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:38 PM

Only in circumcized males, Bill; they insert the chip thru the little nick in the weewee.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:35 PM

resistance is futile

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:31 PM

I suspect that a blink chip has been embedded in many brains by now.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:25 PM

It comes from WAY out there

and causes this

soon it will spread and be everywhere

You want proof?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 08:06 PM

Blinkin' 'ell!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 07:35 PM

It is very easy to see the blinking increase on the newsreporter Mark Crumpton on Bloomberg News television. He blinks much too much.

But it is also easy to see the blinking increase on a lot of other persons.

I am surprised you dont see the blinking increase.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: jeffp
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:41 PM

Wasn't the 3rd movement of Czolgozh's 23 1/2 Symphony in Hb minor known as the Staccato Movement?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Bill D
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:37 PM

" increased eye blinking" pollution in the air make MY eyes blink!

unfounded generalizations make my brain twitch!

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: Metchosin
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:32 PM

AHA! Staccato Movements!..... Finally a plausible explanation for for the preying mantis physiogamy of Natasha Stillwell.

Guest cansouth, are you sure you haven't been watching too much Max Headroom lately?

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: GUEST,cansouth
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:05 PM

The staccato movements probably have disturbed and destroyed music records the last months.

Films and movies with famous actors have also been disturbed and destroyed by the staccato movements and the blinking increase.

Subject: RE: BS: Satellites are hacked
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 30 Sep 05 - 09:02 PM

I too now have soft movements since I eat more fibre.