Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Bill D Date: 11 Nov 05 - 08:13 PM an immutable conundrum from my father: "If you were carrying all the feathers you could carry, could you carry one more?" |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: frogprince Date: 11 Nov 05 - 07:57 PM In the U.S.Navy, everyone shares at least one nickname in common. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 30 Sep 05 - 06:18 PM This IS a job for Superman. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: GUEST,DB Date: 30 Sep 05 - 05:59 PM A bloke I used to work with, years ago, used to say: "you never know your luck until a dead horse kicks you". I suppose he had a point ... ? |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: frogprince Date: 29 Sep 05 - 08:44 PM not absolutely certain of this, but I think the thread list for Sept. 28th is the shortest for any day on which the 'cat was awake at any time... |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Crystal Date: 29 Sep 05 - 06:45 AM I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it and you can't prove anything! |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Wilfried Schaum Date: 29 Sep 05 - 03:15 AM And two things I learned in the military..... 1.Never upset the pay staff or the cook. 2.If you want to be totally invisible, walk around with a pen and note pad in hand while appearing to "check" things :-) I don't think 2 advisable - you might get redirected to another task (own experience). A really foolproof method is recommended by my friend Don Pedro (a real Ph.D., oriental languages), Pte, retd: Dip your hand into the waste oil barrel and grab a spanner. No superior will think of giving you additional orders - you are too dirty for the job. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 27 Sep 05 - 05:52 AM You very rarely manage to tread walked-in tread dogshit all over an old carpet........... |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: gnomad Date: 27 Sep 05 - 05:16 AM You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do backstroke. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Paul Burke Date: 27 Sep 05 - 03:51 AM When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night - A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: JennyO Date: 27 Sep 05 - 03:45 AM It's a wise crow that knows which way the camel points. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Dead Horse Date: 27 Sep 05 - 03:17 AM You can lead a horse to water, but man is still a dogs best friend! And two things I learned in the military..... 1.Never upset the pay staff or the cook. 2.If you want to be totally invisible, walk around with a pen and note pad in hand while appearing to "check" things :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: bobad Date: 26 Sep 05 - 10:01 AM Work is the curse of the drinking man. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Moses Date: 26 Sep 05 - 07:56 AM If you are trying to repair your car/clock/washing machine and you accidently drop an important and vital part, it will ALWAYS decend to the least accessible place. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 26 Sep 05 - 06:55 AM Art (this includes Music) is for those who can't handle reality. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 26 Sep 05 - 02:12 AM Reality is only for those who can't face drugs. *Smiles* |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Lonesome EJ Date: 26 Sep 05 - 01:24 AM Just re-read my post above, and found to my complete despair that I mis-spelled "Hoggamus" in the first line. There's a rather interesting story about that little verse. Aldous Huxley was among the first experimenters with LSD. During an early trip Huxley was struck with sudden inspiration, scribbled something on a scrap of paper, and stuck it in the pocket of his overcoat. Several days later, Huxley suddenly recalled this moment of pure understanding, rushed to the coat-rack, and discovered the above cited poem. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: John O'L Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:40 PM ...or No matter how you jump and dance The last few drops go down your pants |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: frogprince Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:28 PM No matter how hard you shake it, No matter how much you squeeze, You'll always find that one last drop gets in your bvds. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 25 Sep 05 - 04:57 PM If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs - you have yet to meet Madame Guillotine. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Ebbie Date: 25 Sep 05 - 03:08 PM When you find yourself on a highway and all the traffic is coming toward you, you have to ask yourself if they know something you don't. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Amos Date: 25 Sep 05 - 02:44 PM Ya go someplace, you don't stay there long. (The unofficial motto of the potsmoking community of Shimer College in 1962). |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Metchosin Date: 25 Sep 05 - 01:30 PM It is better to have been loved and lost, than never to have been lost at all. Wherever you go, there you are. Where there's folks, there's mire. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Don Firth Date: 25 Sep 05 - 01:09 PM If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs, they you're the only one who doesn't understand what's happening! Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: pdq Date: 25 Sep 05 - 01:09 PM Bugs look bigger after they hit your windshield. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Lonesome EJ Date: 25 Sep 05 - 01:04 PM higgamus hoggaus woman's monogamous hoggamus higgamus man is polygamous |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: JennyO Date: 25 Sep 05 - 11:19 AM John, I know the one your dad used to say too. Maybe it's just an Australian thang. Meanwhile, nothing changes until it becomes what it is...... Which is 100 posts :-) |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: SINSULL Date: 25 Sep 05 - 11:12 AM Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday. The crow of a hen and the whistle of a woman calls the devil from his lair...Nana Sullivan |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:35 AM If the world's current population were to join hands and stretch around the earth - an awful lot of them would drown. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Barden of England Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:35 AM It ain't all over 'til the fat bastard snores. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 25 Sep 05 - 08:26 AM If you can keep your head when all around you are panicking and losing theirs, then obviously you haven't got a damn clue just what is going on. (What really happened with George & Katrina!) |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: John O'L Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:11 AM If you can keep your head when all around you are losing theirs you'll be the tallest one in the crowd. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 25 Sep 05 - 07:03 AM If things do not change - they will remain the same. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: John O'L Date: 24 Sep 05 - 07:41 PM The higher the fewer My dad used to say that. I once asked him what it meant and he told me 'Ah, it's just a silly thing to say.' He also used to say 'Well, if that's lunch, I've had it.' |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 24 Sep 05 - 07:20 PM It's not the wrong size glass, it's the wrong size beer! |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Bill D Date: 24 Sep 05 - 12:34 PM Today is the last day of the first part of your life! The glass in neither half empty or half full...it is the wrong size glass. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: JennyO Date: 24 Sep 05 - 10:53 AM And the higher the fewer... |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Fooles Troupe Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:49 PM The longer the thread. The more times it has been pulled. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: The Shambles Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:30 PM The longer the thread. The more times it has been contributed to. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: pdq Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:26 PM Questionable data can be made more impressive by carrying all numbers out to four significant figures. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Don Firth Date: 23 Sep 05 - 03:06 PM AMEN! Don Firth |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: frogprince Date: 23 Sep 05 - 02:53 PM The dumber the premise... the longer the thread. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: GUEST,clogger Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:36 AM Oh yes and... Perversity tends toward a maximum |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: GUEST,clogger Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:34 AM previewing messages svves spelling nistakes |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Jerry Rasmussen Date: 23 Sep 05 - 07:11 AM Remember that today is yesterday's tomorrow. So, hop to it! Jerry |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: John O'L Date: 23 Sep 05 - 04:09 AM ...or failing that, put off until the day after tomorrow. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Partridge Date: 23 Sep 05 - 04:06 AM Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Don(Wyziwyg)T Date: 22 Sep 05 - 06:39 PM In this wicked world we live in, There is one thing life can teach, Once a girl is born a lemon, She can never be a peach. But this life has compensations, Something that I always preach, You can always squeeze a lemon, Ever tried to squeeze a peach? DT. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: Chris Green Date: 21 Sep 05 - 08:29 PM Life IS a bed of roses, but sooner or later you'll fall flat on your arse. Then the best thing to do is to pull the thorns out and get on with it. |
Subject: RE: BS: Immutable Truths From: John O'L Date: 21 Sep 05 - 05:59 PM To the young and reckless, the sound of one hand clapping can easily be confused with the sound of one hand peeling a banana. |