BS: What isn't Bush's fault?

Subject: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:15 PM

(I expect this thread to die very quickly in this community. But then again, I may be surprised.)


Here's your chance......I'd like to know.



Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Wesley S
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:19 PM

I had a hernia last year. As far as I can tell Shrub had nothing to do with it. But this year - to quote our president - I'm "more better".

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,G
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:19 PM

My ingrown toenail? Not real sure though.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:24 PM

Hammmmmm. I'm thinking. I'm thinking. :)

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:27 PM

San Andreas.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:37 PM

Nothing is Bush's fault. Bush is just a puppet. It's all Cheney's fault.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: MMario
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:39 PM

I don't believe he has been blamed (yet) for the extinction of the dinosaurs or the death of Abraham Lincoln.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: John Hardly
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:44 PM

Bush may just be the best damn mandolin player on the planet!!! If not the best, surely the most enjoyable. I love that man.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Wesley S
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 04:53 PM

John - That's SAM Bush - not George Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: John Hardly
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:09 PM

Oh ..... I don't know ....

I'm pretty sure that Sam is a better mandolin player than George. Now, if you're talking Jethro, then maybe you'd have an arguement -- except that would be "Burns" not "Bush".

...and if you were talking about "Burning Bush", well, that would be Moses. I mean the real, original Moses, not Amos Moses who was a cajun who could eat up his weight in groceries. And I'm pretty sure that Moses didn't play mandolin.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Ebbie
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:24 PM

It is confusing, isn't it, John. You can tell them apart though- Sam is the cute, talented one.

Oh! Just to share- last night Jay Leno remarked that the National Enquirer, that trusty rag, has reported that Bush - NOT the cute one - is drinking again and he said, 'You mean- those decisions he made before- he was sober??

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:29 PM

The Bill of Rights, the abolition of slavery, women's right to vote, the minimum wage--we can't lay the blame at his flat feet, that's for dang sure.

Elmer

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: CarolC
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:33 PM

The pretzel?

Seriously, I blame him for allowing himself to be used by corporate oligarchists who care nothing for the United States and its citizens, but only for their percentage of market share and their bottom lines. The rest is history.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 05:34 PM

Sounds like beating around the Bush to me.

Pocket English Idioms defines it this way:

You are "beating around the bush" when you talk about things indirectly, not stating exactly what you mean. Example: "Why don't you just come out and say what you want to say? Stop beating around the bush." When you ask questions or hint at things without being clear about what you mean, you are beating around the bush. Example: "If you want to ask me, just ask; don't beat around the bush." Example: "We haven't talked about it directly; we've been beating around the bush."

If you want a lot of good examples of beating around the bush, listen to one of Georgie's speeches or press conferences,

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 07:41 PM

I had a bad case of crabs in the 1960s. I did NOT get them from Bush. That is a true fact. Please don't misunderestimate me.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 07:43 PM

Bet you got them from A Bush, maybe not THE Bush.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 07:51 PM

Damned thing is, I didn't. Honest. I slept alone on a friend's bed. Boarded a train about three hours later. Two weeks passed and they hatched in FLORIDA while I was taking a hot bath. If I'd come by them honestly it'd be a different story.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Amos
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:03 PM

Bush is not to blame for the fact that a large number of people were blind, lazy and/or foolish enough to vote for them, although I doubt we will ever know what that number actually is. He is not to blame for the many buttons he found to push on American citizens, causing them to react in a frenzy of moblike militant ignorance like so many castrated pitbulls. None of this was his doing. Nor is it his fault that Barbara got pregnant when she did with him, although I have no idea which dog was to blame for it.


Amos

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:10 PM

Don't hold back, Amos.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Sorcha
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:17 PM

LOL!

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,GWB
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:18 PM

psssssssssssssst

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:19 PM

And to think he just took that finger out the rear of the dog. YUK!

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:22 PM

Looks like a clean finger though. Huh . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:23 PM

Looks like shit. Smells like shit. TASTES like shit. Gee, good thing we didn't step in it. HA HA.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:34 PM

Bush thinks Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the Potomac.

Just read this on the 'net.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,JPII
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:36 PM

mercy ... mercy ...

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:45 PM

The birth of reason wasn't Bush's fault

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:49 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 08:58 PM

When Bush heard that there was a terrorist attack in a European city and three Brazilian tourists were killed, he said, "Good Lord! That's terrible! By the way, how many is a brazillion?"

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:03 PM

It isn't Bush's fault that I'm addicted to the computer and this forum. It isn't Bush's fault that I sometimes lack confidence in certain situations. It isn't Bush's fault that our dogs are total couch potatoes. It's my Mother's fault! (I mean, about the dogs...well, and maybe the lack of confidence too...)

Okay?

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: dianavan
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:04 PM

Its not his fault that I ran away to Canada. That was Reagan.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Peace
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:04 PM

I have no lack of confidence. (I hope it's OK to say that.)

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:09 PM

Sure, why not?

Good choice, Dianavan. I would've done the same.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,GHRB
Date: 04 Oct 05 - 09:24 PM

it's his Mother's fault too

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Sandra in Sydney
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 09:53 AM

my collection of political cartoons & jokes. I started it decades before I'd even heard of him, but he is included.

sandra

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: JennyO
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 11:03 AM

My bedroom needs tidying, but much as I hate to admit it, I don't think it's Bush's fault that it's messy.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,Chief Chaos
Date: 05 Oct 05 - 12:23 PM

Castrated Pitbulls?

If anything the sort of folks that are acting like pitbulls here should be castrated! Unfortunately they are still out there biting and then bumping like bunnies here at home to provide the next generation of cannon fodder for the "war on terror" against the "axis of evil".

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Don(Wyziwyg)T
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:18 PM

Humping like bunnies, I think you meant to say. Otherwise I agree completely.

DT

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Donuel
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 12:49 PM

I can hear your vision Wesley, glad yer more better.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: leftydee
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 02:27 PM

It's hard to blame him for the eight years of peace and prosperity that proceed him.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Janie
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 04:56 PM

I suppose its not his fault he's stoopid;^)

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: GUEST,Peter Woodruff
Date: 06 Oct 05 - 05:28 PM

"My name is George W Bush and I'm an alchoholic!" This is not his fault.
Peter

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 03:38 PM

Well now,I suspect we can't blame World war two on him as to not blaming him for being stupid. I certainly can.he's book smart and he isn't retarded therefore he chooses not to use his brain.that is his fault Oh yeah, it isn't his fault that Elvis died on the crapper either. Neil

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Janie
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:08 PM

You got a point there, Neil. 'Course...he may figure he doesn't need to be anything but stupid if God is always telling what to do.

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Amos
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 04:24 PM

Actually he has lately revealed that neither the war in Afghanistan nor the war in Iraq qas his fault. he was just carrying out instructions from God. No joke. God told him to do those things, so of course, he had no choice in the matter. Everyone knows that's how God operates, right?

I spit.


A

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Bill D
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 06:33 PM

it's all Karl Rove's fault for not grabbing GW by the tie, slapping him across the face about 8 times and reminding him not to TELL people publicly that God talks to him!

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Ron Davies
Date: 07 Oct 05 - 11:59 PM

Hey Bill, he may be W or GWB, but GW is somebody else.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 12:00 AM

This thread is not Bush's fault. He didn't start it.

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: Irish sergeant
Date: 08 Oct 05 - 09:59 PM

Oh yeah the fact that I got a mild wine buzz on isn't his fault either. More music less politics!! Neil

Subject: RE: BS: What isn't Bush's fault?
From: dianavan
Date: 09 Oct 05 - 05:46 AM

It isn't his fault that the entire country consumes as much oil as they do. He's just trying to secure their future. He's just doing his duty, thats not his fault.