BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: MMario
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:45 PM

The crate marked 'Quarentine Immediately' may be the best bet.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:32 PM

That would be the one MMario! Im not sure if we will be able to get Jack back into the UK!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: MMario
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:24 PM

That would be the one I've heard referred to as 'Alice the Slut'? Hope Jack's shots are up to date!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 04:04 PM

Jack is snuggled up with SINSULL's cat Alice!!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:55 PM

Oh dear.... so where is he now?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: MMario
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:17 PM

Paternity suits....THAT explains the poor dog that hung around the dining hall.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Catherine Jayne
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:14 PM

Morty....the news could be bad...SO Far, we went through 6 states and there are Wanted posters up with his picture on in all of them! I did bring some bail money with me but I under estimated the little sh1t, er pooch and it seems I am going to have to cut down on the amount of retail therapy I need to do so I have enough money to bail him out of the county jail. I think pixie and yourself owe me many pints and possibley some therapy to get over this trip with him because he may end up in the care of Homeland Security...or FBI...or CIA or whatever....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 03:12 PM

sold him into slavery, I 'spect......although, sorry Jacqui, anything that sings Achy Breaky Heart deserves a damn sight worse than that. At least our Jack is silent......well, until that 3rd beer or someone starts singing Eskimo Nell ( that's his favourite).

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:13 PM

And what has he done with Heartfrog?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Janie
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:11 PM

Wish I had been warned he was a drag queen....I'd a brought some finery to contribute!

Janie

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 12:03 PM

okay, now the Getaway *sniff* is over......if someone could summarise the worst?What do we owe and to whom? How many States is he wanted in, how many paternity suits will be heading this way and when are we likely to see the nasty, flea-ridden little psychopath.....I mean, the dear little chap again?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:50 AM

Have you seenwhat he did to Mrs Duck? Pics on '2005 Getaway Reflections Here...'

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: ranger1
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:46 AM

Jack has a new friend who is in law enforcement. Henry will be busy keeping Jack's name out of the local papers' police blotters, as keeping him on the straight and narrow is out of the question.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: MMario
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:33 AM

I think Sorcha is right though - if people would just learn to speak proper 'dog' to Jack - so many try to address him in 'cat'.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 11:28 AM

There are pix of Jack, Face down among the empty beer bottles, part full bottle in mouth,at about 3 am in the dining hall!!! and there is at least one of him singingalong, and I heard he pestered a lot of "well known" Catters and FSGW folks to pose for pix too

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Oct 05 - 02:45 AM

Are you going to post them in your Flickr site or on here?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 09:51 PM

Never fear, I made it to the Getaway and 'ad a wunnerful time. Many pics have been taken and they will be posted soon when I've catched up on some sleep!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 05:59 PM

Did he make it to the Getaway? Any pictures yet??

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Oct 05 - 03:50 AM

Jack... did you stick Heartfrog into your rucksack whilst under the influence? Seems he is now missing, presumed drunk.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 10:31 PM

I is in New Joisy, the Garden State has a disappointing number of trees to water! I is nursing the hangover wot UPS delivered this mornin' I 'ad a wunnerful time with 2 young wimmen, Holly and Maddie that plied me with liquour and petted me and hugged me but didn't call me George!

I'ad a very interestin conversation with a Gorilla that had been abandoned on her weddin' night with her twins. Ewetopia the Sheep looking very fetching in her kilt and crown who was toping any alcoholic bottle's availiable....and some people think that folk music is boring.

This weekend I woz mostly drinkin' everything.......

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM

Ooh,, and 100!!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM

Earrings are fine, it's when he appears with matching nipple rings and a Prince Albert you have to worry!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Morticia
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 06:02 PM

oh dear heaven, I'm not sure if the news gets better or worse.....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM

oops! the above post was MMario @ wysiwyg's.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 05:17 PM

I do believe Jack has been living an "alternate lifestyle" to judge by the earrings. But he certainly seemed to be popular!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: momnopp
Date: 17 Oct 05 - 01:33 AM

***NEWSFLASH****

Jack was spied today in Darlington, Maryland wearing a feather face mask and Mardi Gras beads. I'm given to understand his armpits are dangerous - or maybe that was that he's armed and dangerous, I'm not sure which they said...

Peace,

JudyO/momnopp

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: lady penelope
Date: 16 Oct 05 - 10:15 AM

Liz, you're more than welcome to pop round any time. But we've eaten most of the tomatoes and only have a few green ones left ripening in a bowl on the window sill........

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 06:59 PM

As a representative of Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs, I feel honour bound to come and inspect the said property in the near future.

And if those tomato plants still haven't had any tomatoes, I shall get suspicious!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: lady penelope
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 05:25 PM

Well, Twoflower turned up on the doorstep this morning, looking very much the worse for ware. He refused to tell us what happened and meerly muttered a half hearted curse against Customs & Excise Officers. He then hid in the garden hut and refused to come out, saying it wasn't safe. This makes me wonder if Jack has got 'associates'....... maybe he's forcing Taff to do his dirty work, whilst he's out of the country........

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 15 Oct 05 - 01:38 PM

Dat is a load of poopies. I is been to the woods again. I has put more pickies in.

I is a leg doggie, not a boobie doggie.

Jack

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 04:16 PM

Ggguuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 10:45 AM

Sighting!!!!! Jack was seen going through Gate 10 at Terminal 4 at Heatrow to the 11.10 Flight to Dulles Washington DC clasped to the cleavage of a Large, loud, well-upholstered American lady with a prounounced Southern drawl, who kept referring to him as "Poochie-woochie"....

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 06:19 AM

But he is somewhere with a computer, he's added another picture.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 06:09 AM

We have no idea where he is, let alone where he will turn up... he could be anywhere.....!

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: My guru always said
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:10 AM

Will he be back for the 'Bedd'uth' gather or will we have to manage with the 'inflatable MadCat'?

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Oct 05 - 05:03 AM

Well yes.. that's true. My cats have been very nervous since he stayed here earlier this year. One of them won't go near the dining room and another has developed a sort of twitch whenever you pick up the vacuum cleaner....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Emma B
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 06:10 PM

Be warned...by the time you've seen him....it's too late!

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 03:49 PM

Anyone seen him in the Getaway crowd yet?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Oct 05 - 03:27 AM

Ah.... that explains the drug bust in the house opposite a few weeks ago, the increased police patrols in the borough and Jack's rapid departure from the country.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: lady penelope
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:23 PM

Well, Interpol turned up on the doorstep this evening. Apparently Twoflower is supposed to be helping them with a sting operation in return for the dropping of certain charges that they wouldn't tell us about.

Interpol reckons that they are very close to breaking a ring of banjo and kapoc smugglers. They are working on a tip off that a major delivery is starting out from Heathrow, tomorrow.

All I can say is, watch out for strangers wearing Hawaiian shirts.........

TTFN Lady P.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 05:14 PM

Do you think a sense of his own inadequacy might deter him?

Precisely.

Me neither.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 03:54 PM

very Commendable CraneDriver, sounds like a rea Gentleman, that Swansea Jack, However, I fear Ou r Jack is possibly not in the same league, being only every other inch a gentleman

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:59 PM

In fact, I think he's trying to join up with Swansea Jack here.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Crane Driver
Date: 12 Oct 05 - 02:52 PM

I remain deeply suspicious of the sheep and moose photos. The dog ain't in sight. I reckon he downloaded them photos to hide the fact that he's really in Wales. Mind you, that's a clever trick for a lump of kapok and fake fur with a hand up it's bum.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 08:44 PM

Well the photos of Jack show him alone, but then you have to think... who was holding the camera?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:34 PM

What do you expect Lady P, peacock feathers are unlucky.
G.

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: lady penelope
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 06:20 PM

I don't want to alarm anyone, but a friend of ours (those that came to the wedding party might remember him) Twoflower, was seen asking Jack if he minded taking Twoflower's Luggage through customs for him.

Twoflower dissappeared from home three days ago and we've become quite concerned that he may have fallen in with some 'bad types'. Please follow the link to find a picture of Twoflower and please let Parker and I know if you hear or see anything.

Many thanks, Lady P.

http://uk.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/findtwoflower/detail?.dir=63be&.dnm=6b33.jpg&.src=ph

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: GUEST,Travelling Jack
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 05:48 PM

I is looking reel hansum in that pickie. I is going sumwhere else now cos that mooose was gettin too persunul. I fink its a coat hanger now.

Jack

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Micca
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 04:41 PM

For an up to date Recent piccy before he "legged it" look at the Pix Here

Subject: RE: BS: Mudcat Jack goes travelling
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 11 Oct 05 - 03:50 PM

Giok, it depends in what event you are competing.....

LTS