BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Rapparee
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 03:02 PM

I've heard it before. Ain't gonna say where, when or under what circumstances, but I assure you that I wasn't one of the parties directly invovlved (shall we say?).

But if you float plastic wrap on top of paint it will prevent a skin from forming. Of course, it's much easier and neater just to replace the lid.

And you can do a close fit of plastic wrap over a container of opened ice cream and prevent ice crystals from forming.

Wait! It occurs to me that you might talking about plastique wrap. That too has its uses, one of which it to start very hot, very fast fires.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 02:25 PM

Now, THAT is a household tip (pardon me) ya just don't hear all that often.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Metchosin
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 01:45 PM

Well I could have admonished to stop beating around the bush, so to speak and admit it is still legal to use it as a condom.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: TheBigPinkLad
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 01:43 PM

Perfect for boily bangers when you can't get sausage casings. And where can you find them these days? Hey? Hey?

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 01:37 PM

Bah! Humebug!

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Metchosin
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 01:30 PM

I shrink therefore I am.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 12:05 PM

A philosopher doesn't 'view' plastic wrap....a philosopher intuits plastic wrap in an existential framework, devoid of prior ontological or epistemological value structure. Thus, plastic wrap embodies the essence of our cognative processes while retaining it's own integral je nais se quoi as an transcendental icon of recapitulative phenomena/noumena distinction.....much like tofu.

heehee

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: number 6
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:53 AM

I never knew Lloyd used waxed paper ... I though he used parchment paper. Hmmm ... everyday we learn something.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:52 AM

That's the kind of thinking we need here. THANK you. (So, you suggest left to right instead of front to back? THAT's what I've been doing wrong. Dang.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Sttaw Legend
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:50 AM

Take a large sheet of plastic wrap and cover the bowl of the toilet. Naturally you'll want to do this below the seat and the lid.

I've found that it's best if you lay the layers of plastic wrap from side to side rather than front to back, else your victim might catch on before the joke is done. Another good tip here is to leave some slack across the bowl, unless of course you don't mind having the victim's pee or barf or whatever run off the plastic wrap and onto the floor - probably because it isn't your house, but just in case it is, be careful and good luck

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:45 AM

Lloyd George knew my father, ya know.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:42 AM

Yet how would a philosopher view plastic wrap? Or plastic rap--which I find much of it is? Is it but to be used for jelly sandwiches and mundane but necessary tasks of that sort? What happen to waxed paper? It was good enough for Lloyd George, and b'God it's good enough for me.

Subject: RE: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Bill D
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:38 AM

at least you can spell Heehee....

Subject: BS: Legal uses for plastic wrap.
From: Peace
Date: 09 Nov 05 - 11:34 AM

Heehee.