BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics

Subject: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 01:06 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 01:36 PM

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: GUEST,Rapjon
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 01:58 PM

________Huhh?????

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: GUEST
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:00 PM

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Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 02:37 PM

I have no advice

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: GUEST,A
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 05:28 PM

One of the better threads. Thanks, Jerry.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 05:40 PM

None here either, eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: John O'L
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 05:47 PM

Rotate your tyres.

Store partially used paint tins upside-down.

Never drive behind a bloke wearing a hat.

Breathe easy.

Stay cool.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 06:11 PM

Just because someone signals that they are gonna turn in a given direction is absolutely no reason to think that they will.

If you break it, tell someone or fix it. If your fixing it broke it, blame someone else.

Don't urinate into the wind. It will get your clothing wet.

When you use the microwave, don't try to 'quick-dry' a pair of socks in it. Never mind the details of why I know this; just don't try it.

If you get lost, ask people for directions. If they start by saying, "I think it's up this road and . . .", be polite and ask someone else at the First Opportunity. (If I ever open a restaurant, that's what I'm gonna name it.) Anyway, you check with the head cook and bottle washer--that will be me--and I will tell you where to go.

Don't keep your vehicle's lock de-icer in the glove box/compartment. I won't tell you how I know that, either.

Pencils don't freeze up; ballpoint pens do.

A frozen turkey is not a good partner for conversation. They don't get better as conversationalists when they thaw, either. I have no idea why I know this.

If you urinate using a public urinal, there are three things left to do: put your pecker away, zip your pants and flush the urinal. It is extremely important that you do not mix up steps 1 and 2. Just take my word for it.

Thats all the advice I have for the moment.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Little Hawk
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 06:19 PM

Some poor kid made the mistake of getting that order mixed up when I was in Grade school, Bruce. He started with 2, never got to 3 or 1, and had to be rushed to the school nurse in acute agony by the janitor and a couple of other people. These are the sort of things that should not happen to anyone, ever. The physical pain is bad enough, but nothing compared to the pain of total and utter public humiliation.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: GUEST,Wesley S
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 08:02 PM

I'll bet he forgot to wash his hands too.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Peace
Date: 29 Dec 05 - 08:22 PM

LOL

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: dianavan
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 02:04 AM

Always sit with your back against the wall.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 08:32 AM

No matter where you go...

There you are.

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Susu's Hubby
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 08:45 AM

Don't ever, and I mean ever, eat yellow snow.


Hubby

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: gnu
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 08:56 AM

Never roller skate in a buffalo heard.

Hey... it's a blues and folk forum... it had to be said. (by Roger Miller)

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: freda underhill
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 09:01 AM

never smile at a crocodile..

Subject: RE: BS: Advice for anti-pro-war Bushite Peacnics
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 30 Dec 05 - 10:26 AM

Brush your teeth after every meal. Your smile will look more genuine.

Jerry