BS: A Piece of Shatner?

Subject: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: artbrooks
Date: 17 Jan 06 - 09:47 PM

For LH and all of the Shatner-maniacs, this appears to be an opportunity lost to you all. Oh well, perhaps his mohel kept a piece.....

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 17 Jan 06 - 09:58 PM

Hmmm. Thanks, Art. I think...

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: wysiwyg
Date: 17 Jan 06 - 11:00 PM

The man actually thinks he pees diamonds. Unbelievable.

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:20 AM

It is of course a plot to obtain Shatner DNA and create an army of bad actors to continue the Star Trek craze ad infinitum.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:29 AM

I didn't realise the depths to which Billy Boy could plumb....

I bet he showed some REAL emation when he passed that!

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:31 AM

"perhaps his mohel kept a piece"

Actually, that part was responsible for three clones. One leads England, another Canada, and the last is running the USA.

Makes one proud to be Canadian (thank you, Winston).

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Desdemona
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:53 AM

Well, I did half-expect to learn that it was Little Hawk who was the fortubate(?) winner!

And has everyone here SEEN 'Incubus', the first and only movie filmed entirely in Esperanto? It could be the Shatner's MASTERPIECE!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0059311/

(Sorry, dunno how to make blue clickies)

~D

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 11:25 AM

I would have bid on the Shatner kidney stone, but I was not informed. I wonder if Pamela had a crack at it? ;-) If so, she could sleep with it under her pillow.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 02:48 PM

Jaysus . . . .

Do I hear $1,000?

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 07:25 AM

Interesting world when one man's kidney stone is worth more than several New Delhi suburbs. Subscribers to People Magazine, YOU CAUSED THIS.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 08:29 AM

Bruce - wrong end - that's his BRAIN he's holding! Brand new, never used.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 08:32 AM

Well, it's not his libido, anyway. That got used plenty.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 09:46 AM

A kidney stone can be that big? And can be "passed"? Seroiusly?

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 09:56 AM

I just checked WebMD... There are four different types of kidney stones, and they can be as small as grains of sand or as large as a golf ball.

I did not know that. Ouch!

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 10:01 AM

I guess it would sting a little if you went for a pee and . . . .

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: Peace
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 10:02 AM

Desdemona's link.

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu
Date: 19 Jan 06 - 10:28 AM

Sting a little? I musta been at the end of the dick line when I was being issued body parts before being reincarnated. If I ever get a stone, I hope it's while I am back as an elephant... nay, whale... great big Blue Whale.

Minds me... I always figured my penance for the love of brew would be that I will next come back as an alcoholic woodpecker. Now, that would sting, eh b'y!!

Subject: RE: BS: A Piece of Shatner?
From: gnu
Date: 20 Jan 06 - 02:49 PM

Es...per....ANTO?