BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!

Subject: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Desdemona
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 09:48 AM

And I thought he'd done it all when he made 'The Incubus'...

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/01/18/people.shatner.ap/index.html

~D

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: wysiwyg
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:00 AM

Old news. Thread of yesterday: http://www.mudcat.org/thread.cfm?threadid=88127&messages=3

~S~

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:15 AM

Regards to Iago.

Des, you are gonna have to be faster if ya wanna beat Little Hawk to anything about Canada's idol.

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Desdemona
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 10:49 AM

OOPS, mea maxima culpa; I *did* look for a thread on this, er, "burning" issue before posting, but obviously not closely enough!

~D

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 11:58 AM

News about breaking Shatner? Have the Klingons finally caught him and broken his will? Will he spill the beans about the You-Know-What?

Inquiring minds don't really care very much....

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 12:01 PM

LOL to the two of you.

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 01:20 PM

Now I see how Bill supports himself in such a great lifestyle. $25,000 for a kidney stone, $500 for a fingernail clipping, $75 for a shed hair, $850 for discarded underwear...

I'm telling you, that man has a system going that most would envy.

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Peace
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 01:21 PM

Soon there'll be nothing left of him.

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 01:24 PM

But he'll be rich.

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: artbrooks
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 03:46 PM

Soon there'll be nothing left of him. One could hope......

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 03:51 PM

The massive "footprint" of his ego will always remain, like an indelible mark, to be marvelled at by generations to come. Physically, Shatner may leave us one day, but his psychic impact will resound through the ages. Just watch the "Kirk death scene" if you don't believe me. Or review the scintillating bare-fisted battle with the Gorn commander. Whoo-Hoo! (note the torn T-shirt on our 2-fisted hero as he battles intergalactic evil with a smile, a wink, and an atomic vibrator)

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Rapparee
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 04:08 PM

I will make this offer! For the low, low price of ONLY $850.00 (US currency, no checks, just cash) I will send you, POST PAID!! a pair of my used boxer shorts!

As a further enducement, for only US $150.00 more I will not launder them!

But wait! There's more!

You can get TWO, yes TWO!, pairs of my unwashed boxer shorts for only US $2,500.00! And they will be sent post paid!

Hurry, because we can't afford to leave this offer open for long!




(Offer void were prohibited by law, good sense, or good hygiene.)

Subject: RE: BS: Breaking Shatner News!!!
From: Little Hawk
Date: 18 Jan 06 - 04:14 PM

I hope you are not holding your breath waiting for the avalanche of replies, Rap.

I wonder, though. Has anyone tried this on Ebay?