Lyr Req: Scottish diet

Subject: Lyr Req: Scottish diet
From: Snuffy
Date: 26 Jan 06 - 08:47 PM

I heard this last night in a singaround, set to the tune of "My Love She's But A Lassie Yet" and the chorus goes:

Oh, I'm on the Scottish Diet-o
You really ought to try it-o
I've gained four stane, and I've done it on my ain
And all I had to do was to fry it-o

Lots of references to deep-fried Mars Bars and other such delicacies. A web search reveals that Colin Campbell has recorded it, but no words anywhere. Can anyone help?

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Scottish diet
From: Snuffy
Date: 27 Jan 06 - 01:41 PM

Refresh

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Scottish diet
From: GUEST,Mc Fat
Date: 28 Jan 06 - 06:22 AM

Would be interested in this song sounds good. Another good one is Adam McNaughton's 'Cholesterol'