BS: Cluin has dibbs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:17 PM

Without Saint John? Why, we would have nothing. No gas comes to mind. No nothing for the most part... when betwen 40 and 60% of the free enterprise in NB is owned and operated by one family living in Saint John. Or , at least, HQ'd there. NB would fall apart if youse were to melt.

Melt... mmmmm... a double bacon mushroom melt with a large fry and onion rings and... where's my V8 juice??!! Surely this diet is not a good idea. With my weakened sate, I could catch dibbs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Amos
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 06:03 PM

As I said elsewhere, the first step is shaving very carefully in places you never thought of shaving before. Very carefully, remember...


A

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:58 PM

This is a pic of Saint john on a good day.

Sunny Saint John

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:40 PM

"but, what will the quality of life be in New Brunswick without Saint John?" .... and just what do you mean by that statement gnu ?!?!

Huh .. huh ... shoot the old foggy dirty town down will ya!

sIx :)

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 05:13 PM

You might be able to escape a meltdown at your local nuclear power plant, sIx, but dibbs in your shelter? Dibbs on your shelter?

Then again, I am a mere 100km away. I don't suppose I will survive if you don't. Oh, maybe a few years more, but, what will the quality of life be in New Brunswick without Saint John?

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: GUEST,number 6 in a bomb shelter somewhere
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:19 PM

is it save to come out now?


sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:36 AM

I guess I oughta post this here too, so no one misses it!!

silly people! You worry too much! All you need is a tube of "Dibnot"
You can order it here:
http://alatoran.org/Jurnal_2004_3/jurnal_2004_3_10.html

**exerpt from the page extolling the virtues*
"...yaxası düyünlü köynəkdə
tans edənləri
metafizike sui-qəsd düzənləyənləri
nərdivanlarda
çarmıxa çəkmək üçün toplaşanları bir də
ər meydanına atasız enəni
başı dibnot isterikası
böyüklüyündəki bilgilər
tutub sürükləyən
çaşqınlar sözüm sizədir..."

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: ranger1
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:32 AM

I dunno, couldn't you just wash that dibb right out of your hair?

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:18 AM

Rapaire- they told me you were a genius but I didn't believe it. I always thought you were just a silly old geezer of a librarian (most librians are you know)---

But now, with you two solutions! Well, in short, I am speechless with awe. Actually, shock and awe.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 11:11 AM

Stop! Panic not! There is a simple, effective solution. In fact, there are two simple, effective solutions!

The first one is quite direct: whack each dibb when you see it with a 16 ounce claw hammer. You can use either end of the hammerhead, just whack that dibb! (Hmmm..."Whack That Dibb" sounds like a song title.)

The second solution involves a solution. Simply soak the affected parts for at least 60 minutes in a solution composed of equal parts of hydrochloric acid, sulphuric acid, pure glycerin, and dry ice. While soaking, do not move so that the solution will effectively coat the dibbs.

No need to thank me....

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 10:42 AM

See? From reports, such as Gnu, I believe we are in for dear friends.

With that in mind, it might be in the best interest, for the people here in the United States, to allow the president and other members of the administration to have broader and more far reaching powers than previously stated in the U.S. Constitution. You never know where dibbs could have another outbreak and its in the best interest of our governement to find out and stomp out any infestion or threat to our country.

Hold the phone...

What's that? They already have have given themselves more far reaching powers than previously stated in the U.S. Constitution??

And I thought an infestation of dibbs was bad!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: gnu
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 07:36 AM

An epidibbic? A pandibbic? Could be just a code. Take sub aspirin, dring lots of fluids and stay warb. That's what they toad me at the way outpatients ebergecy this mornig. They wouldn't eben look at my... you know. Funny, I thod they were oben all day but they closed right after they sent me hobe.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:48 AM

or How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love the Dibbs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:47 AM

OK. WHERE ARE THE HILLS?

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:46 AM

There would be an episode: The Trouble With Dibbs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:46 AM

I'M RIGHT BEHIND YA PEACE!

FORGET ABOUT THIS POP STAND WE GOTTA CHEESE IT OUT A HERE RIGHT NOW!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:45 AM

Okay... Why did I say "Clean sheets"??!!! What with boiling water and all, I got confused with birthing babies...

I'm cracking under that stress of this!!! DAMN IT JIM!! I'M A DOCTOR NOT A MAGICIAN!!!

Right... not a time for Star Trek either.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:44 AM

OK. I'm calm.

RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:43 AM

That's not a goddamned pot !!

That's my authentic civil war replca army issue mug.

I NEED A POT, A GODDAMNED POT!!

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:43 AM

Pot? Bic's?? Peace, please keep your mind on the dibbs problem and not on the smokin' of the herb...

Geeze, what we need is focus! And clean sheets!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:42 AM

Got it. Just read stop signs backwards. They're all over the place.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:40 AM

Pots. Pots. WHERE THE POTS???????

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:40 AM

OK. Good thing someone's thinkin' here.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:39 AM

FOR CHRISTS SAKE ... WHERE DID ALL THE POTS GO ???

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:37 AM

I think we all may be f@$ked !!

Hurry, someone boil some water ... oh forget it I'LL BOIL THE GODDAMNED WATER MYSELF !!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:37 AM

Flick of my Bic?

I am aware that sounded a bit rude, but desperate measures for desperate times.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:35 AM

Oh.

False alarm.

Sorry Number six, I used all of the matches trying to burn the dibbs off people... ran out.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:33 AM

No ... roger, roger ... as in aye, aye captain!

Has anyone got the water boiling yet ?!?!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:32 AM

MY GAWD!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:32 AM

Roger?? Who is Roger? Another hapless victim???

Egads! This could be the beginning... gulp... of a dibbs plague!!!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:29 AM

Roger ... roger! Peace

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:28 AM

I have started another thread to draw attention to this serious yet misunderstood issue. We must remain alert so as not to alarm people.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:28 AM

It is Sunnysister, very serious ... Hurry, someone boil some water!!

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:25 AM

Doesn't surprise me, Peace, I told you...most people, like our friend sIx here will swear up and down that they've never had it or seen it and the world of dibbs warning and information goes silent... and underground. This is more serious than even I, a leading member in the coalition, first realized.

Very serious indeed...

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:25 AM

Check the personnels in your local undeground newspaper ... there usually is a dibbs specialist in there ... of course I don't read the personnals in underground papers ... i just heard that from a guy who was hanging around the Tim Horton's here who heard it from a guy who he knew who took a train once to montreal.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:22 AM

Well, of course. NICE people don't get dibbs.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:21 AM

My GAWD. This could be really serious. I just Googled "Dibbs Specialists" boh with and without quotations. Not a one on the whole Internet.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:20 AM

I want to get it across here ... though I know what colour they are ... I have never had dibbs myself.

Honestly

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:19 AM

It's actually a secret society... most people don't want to be associated with dibbs. At least, that the word on the street...

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:18 AM

The usually are white with haze of retro lime green ... if they appear to be glowing in an aqua green colour then they are metamorphisising ... that's when you should go immediately to a specialist in dibbs.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:18 AM

I too will join the A-DC. So, how many members so far?

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:16 AM

You are so right, Peace! Dibbs are nothing to sneeze about. Shocking things, truly. I too worry about Cluin. Once Dibbs happens, then what?!! Ya know?

SunnySister- Anti-Dibbs Coalition

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:13 AM

This is all fun an' everything, but I'm a little worried about ol' Cluin.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:12 AM

number 6: what colour do dibbs become? Do they metamorphisise (sp?) and if they do, does spelling count?

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:11 AM

"They Call Me Mister Dibbs."

Cluin, this could backfire. And Sunnysister, your advice is worth its weight in A200. Thank you. If I ever get dibbs I'll be careful. I do know the blowtorch idea was stupid on my part.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: SunnySister
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:08 AM

I think you take matches and burn each dib off at a time. Watch out that you don't burn off other things along with them. Nasty piece of work, that.

SunnySister, who is way too good and pure to have ever gotten dibbs

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:02 AM

Oh yeah ... that's is correct.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Cluin
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:01 AM

Only syllabicly.

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: number 6
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:01 AM

different colour I think.

Though I may be wrong ... I think.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Cluin has dibbs.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Feb 06 - 12:00 AM

Hey. It's the same with crabs. Are dibbs like crabs?