BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?

Subject: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:20 PM

Well....?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: WFDU - Ron Olesko
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:22 PM

what is the difference between a duck?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:33 PM

It's a cross between a bull-bitch and a window shutter.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Bee-dubya-ell
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:45 PM

No. I stay at home or fix tuna sandwiches. Sometimes I drive to distant cities or eat in restaurants.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: LilyFestre
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:50 PM

I do both. :)

Michelle

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Peace
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 05:53 PM

You drive a tuna to distant cities when it's fixed? Coooooooooool.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Cluin
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 06:02 PM

What is the difference between a duck?

One of its legs is both the same.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: GUEST,Art Thieme
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 10:19 PM

Peppermeat rolls if you give it a kick!

And I have one grunch---and the potrazeebie over there.

Art

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Bobert
Date: 28 Feb 06 - 10:27 PM

No, and...

...no.

Truth be known that after 12 years (okay, 13) gettin' high school gradulated and 8 years of college I learnt up my lessons good 'nuff to not have to go to school no more...

Proof that God exists...

Bobert

p.s. I eat at home, thank you...

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Dave Hanson
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 04:22 AM

Zveeblefetzers.

eric

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: jeffp
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 09:01 AM

Notary Sojac!

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 09:05 AM

Not any more.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 11:56 AM

Is it hotter in the summer or in the city?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Gurney
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:47 PM

School? You were lucky!

And other takes from 'The Secret Policemans Ball.'

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:54 PM

Do I walk to school or carry lunch?

Thank God, those days are over...

(till the next life, anyway)

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Cluin
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 02:58 PM

If it takes five men three days to dig a hole, how long does it take two women to dig half a hole?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: fat B****rd
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:54 PM

Who cares !!?? Pleasant madness sems to have returned to the 'Cat.
Or am I tempting fate ?.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 03:55 PM

Yes and yes, lots of them.

My duck is different in both her heads. Should I be getting her wings waxed?

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Kaleea
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 04:11 PM

I don't go to school. I carry my breakfast, lunch & dinner to my spot where I sit & break my fast, lunch, or dine.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: Rapparee
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 04:17 PM

I never did. Go to school, I mean. I was recognized as being very, very, very, very gifted and intelligent while still in the womb, and was tutored pre-natally by the wisest and most intelligent teachers. It worked very well indeed, and I was born knowing all there is to know and more and thus I never has to go to school. The only problem was with the blackboards, but mother coped like the champion she was.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: GUEST,TIA
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 05:08 PM

No matter where you go...there you are.

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: number 6
Date: 01 Mar 06 - 05:14 PM

If i don't eat a lunch ... then I don't have to carry a lunch.

I don't own a duck, there is a bylaw in our town preventing that.

I'd take a school bus to school, if I went to a school.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 08:56 AM

Hey six, aren't those school buses kinda heavy to carry?

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: number 6
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 10:13 PM

Your damn right they are !!

And I'm not as young as I was.

sIx

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: JennyO
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:49 PM

I like to take a car myself. Not quite as heavy as a bus. AND I carry my lunch. It's a good workout. Might have to get a lighter car soon :-)

Subject: RE: BS: Do you walk to school or carry lunch?
From: John O'L
Date: 02 Mar 06 - 11:54 PM

I walk to lunch.

I don't carry a school, a bus, or a car. Hell, I don't even wear a hat.