A Song Of Domestic Tribulation

Subject: A Song Of Domestic Tribulation!
From: cptsnapper
Date: 13 Mar 06 - 01:51 PM

To be sung to the tune of the Gas Man Cometh - add your own verses!

T'was on a Monday morning the plumber had to call
to fix a leak or two for us: the damp was on the wall.
He fixed it in a jiffy, we'd no reason to complain
but then the washing machine just stopped - we had to phone again.

Oh it all etc.

The washing machine was soon repaired I'm very pleased to say
so we heaved a sigh of thankfulness & life went on it's way.
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday Saturday just passed quietly
but on Sunday, why, the car broke down - God bless the RAC!