BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles

Subject: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 06:57 PM

Last week, after a rehearsal with Radriano, we got into this discussion about words that just seem inherently funny. We somehow ended up putting the word "weiner' into movie titles. Here's what you do: Just think of movie, and replace an existing word in the title with 'weiner."

-Chanteyranger

O Weiner, Where Art Thou?
Rebel Without a Weiner
Weiner at Tiffany's
Weiner on a Hot Tin Roof
Invasion of the Weiner Snatchers
Dead Weiners Society
How Green Was My Weinie
The Miracle Weiner
Natural Born Weiners
E.T., the Extra-Weiner
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Weiner
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Weiner
They Shoot Weiners, Don't They?
Dr. Strangeweiner
Mr. Weiner Goes To Washington
Snow White and the Seven Weiners
Peggy Sue Got Weinered
Island of the Blue Weiners
12 Angry Weiners
Dances With Weiners
My Fair Weiner
Chariots of Weiners
The Weiner on the River Kwai
The Maltese Weiner
The Sound Of Weiners
The Weiner Of Oz
Gone With The Weiner
Million Dollar Weiner
Weiner VS Weiner
To Kill a Weinerbird
A Weiner Named Desire
All The King's Weiners

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Bert
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 07:56 PM

Carry on wiener

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Nick
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 08:07 PM

Presumably the Death Wish films directed by Michael Weiner don't count?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 09:33 PM

Didn't you miss

Gone with the weiner
A town without weiners
She wore a yellow weiner
True weiner
Days of Wine and Weiners
La Dolce Weiner
The Fearless Vampire weiners
Chariots of weiners
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's weiner
The great train weiner
Birth of a weiner
Invasion of the body weiners
All quiet on the Western Weiner
Full Metal Weiner
The Sterile Weiner
Love Weiner
War of the Weiners
Yellow Submaweiner
Hard Day's weiner
Star Weiners
The Empire Strikes weiners
Return of the weiners
Shakespeare in weiners
Deep weiner
Alice in Wonderweiner
Snow weiner
Little Weiners

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: bobad
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 09:56 PM

The Man With The Golden Weiner
Goldweiner
Debbie Does Weiner
The Man Who Shot Liberty Weiner
It's A Wonderful Weiner
The Greatest Weiner On Earth
To Catch A Weiner
Little Big Weiner
Brokeback Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Scoville
Date: 03 Apr 06 - 10:12 PM

Death of a Weiner, or The Weiner of a Salesman
Das Weiner
Reservoir Weiners
Weiners Over Broadway
The Weiner Identity

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Skivee
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 12:19 AM

Six Days, Seven Wieners
Seven Brides For Seven Weiners

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: John O'L
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 12:51 AM

The L-Shaped Weiner
A Clockwork Weiner
Lassie's Great Weiner
The Longest Weiner
The Lost Weiner
The Name Of The Weiner
Pat Garrat And Billy The Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: John O'L
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 12:58 AM

Sorry that should be 'The Lost Weiner-End'.

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 01:54 AM

The Weiner Always Rings Twice (try saying that quickly three times)



(BTW, The ads at the bottom of this page are for "Steakhouse Hot Dogs" and "Home Pride Hotdog Griller")

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 02:32 AM

The Scarlet Weiner
All Weiners Go To Heaven
My Fair Weiner
My Beautiful Weinerette
Good Weiner Hunting
The Bells of Saint Weiner
The Red Weiner
Snow White and the Seven Weiners
101 Weiners
Mrs. Doubtweiner
The Best Weiners of our Lives
Those Magnificent Men in their Flying Weiners
Weiners Over Broadway
Rosemary's Weiner
Who's killing The Great Weiners Of Europe?
Romeo and Weinerette
The Taming of the Weiner
Much Ado About Weiner
A Midsummer's Night Weiner
The Garden of the Finzi Weinies
Weinerstock
A Weiner Runs Through It
The Treasure of the Sierra Weiner
The Weiner Mutiny
Seven Brides for Seven Weiners
The Good, The Bad, and The Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:57 AM

A Weiner too far....

Does Some like it hot need a weiner?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 11:02 AM

The Caine Weiner
The Caine Mutiny Court Weiner
The Phantom of the weiner
The Bride of Weiner
One woman and seven weiners
The Incredible weiner
Old weiner
Cinderweiner
Flesh Weiner
Alice in Weiner Land
Francis the Talking Weiner
Beauty and the weiner
Weiner World

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: RangerSteve
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 02:45 PM

Weinzilla
My Weiner with Andre
Frankenweiner
Abbot and Costello meet the Weiner
The Invisible Weiner
Oklaweiner (Where the Wein comes sweeping downn the plain)
Days of Wein and Roses
Weiners of Fire
All the Presidents Weiners
Wein Hur
The Weiner According to St. Matthew
Cheaper by the Weiner
Inweinerance (The DW Griffith epic)
Deweinerance (Rafting down a river in Georgia on a giant hotdog)
Weinie the Pooh
Basic Weinstinct
Weinal Attraction
Weiner on the Orient Express
Weiner on the Nile
Hail the Conquering Weiner
Dial W for Weiner
Sorry, Wrong Weiner
Whe Wore a Yellow Weiner
The Chronicle of Weinia (The Witch, the Lion and the Weiner)

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Becca72
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 02:52 PM

Braveweiner
What's eating Gilbert Weiner
The Meaning of Wiener
Monty Python and the Holy Wiener
It's a Wonderful Wiener

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: John O'L
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 03:05 PM

Thomas The Tank Weiner
Winnie The Weiner
Weiner In The Willows
The Weiner At Pooh Corner
Weiner-Gi-Oh

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Windsinger
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 03:17 PM

Reminds me of an old movie-game. I think it originated as way to milk Star Wars for cheap laughs; more recently it's gotten applied to the Jackson LotR trilogy:

-Agree on a movie. Preferably something epic, with a lot of big, bombastic dialogue.

-Select one of the more memorable quotes.

-Change one word to "pants." (Ex: These are not the pants you're looking for. Or, Gondor has no pants. Gondor NEEDS no pants.)

Can be even more of a hideous time-waster than "Fun With Mangled Lyrics."

Slán,

~Fionn

www.geocities.com/children_of_lir

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: radriano
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 04:45 PM

Invasion of the Wiener Snatchers is a better title, I think.

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 04:58 PM

"Get your stinkin' pants off me you goddamn lousy ape!"
"We'll always have Pants"
"Frankly my dear I don't give a pants"
"I don't think we're in pants anymore,Toto"
"I don't want no gold & no pants,I'm a good girl I am"
"Pants over man,pants over"
"Of all the gin joints in all the pants,she had to walk into mine"
"I never realised that a mere physical experience could be so pants"
"Hold it!You ain't heard nothing pants!"
"Truly this man wuz the son of pants"

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 05:00 PM

All the Queen's weiners
Autumn in New Weiner
Battlefield Weiner
A Beautiful weiner
Blood Weiner
The Caveman's weiner
Don't look under the weiner
Double weiner
Drop dead weiner
The Emperor's weiner
An extremely goofy weiner
The weiner next door
The League of extraordinary weiners
The Manchurian weiner
The Ninth weiner
Where the weiner is
How dear to my weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 05:21 PM

"Days Of Weiner & Roses"
"True Gristle" starring John Weiner
"Whatever Happened To Weiner Jasne"

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 05:23 PM

Just to gan off at a bit of a Tangent....

Films for serious drinkers

"Schindler's Pissed!

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: John O'L
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 07:26 PM

Wiener

(An old Ultravox song. Bert understands.)

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 07:29 PM

How Green Was My Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Little Hawk
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 08:10 PM

You BASTARD! I was just about to add that one. ;-P

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:17 PM

Anne of Green Weiner
Le Weiner rouge
Starship weiners
The Three little weiners
Brokeback weiner
City weiners
When Harry met weiner
What's new, weiner?
The pink weiner
Never give a sucker an even weiner
The gold weiner
Thunderweiner
You only weiner twice
The Cabinet of Dr. Weiner
The Bride of Frankenweiner
King Weiner

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Elmer Fudd
Date: 04 Apr 06 - 10:34 PM

Green with envy are ya, LH? : > )

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Peter Kasin
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:40 AM

Hi, Elmer and LH: Check my original list at the top of the thread, 7 down from the top of the column.

...but I had the operating word misspelled, as some of you have it right. It should be "wienie.'" Just to demonstrate my commitment to proper wienism, I checked into the Oscar Mayer website a few minutes ago, and there it was. So, I cannot go further without expressing my heartfelt apologies to Oscar Mayer, Bob Ostrow, Heineman & Stern, and, of course, Nathan. So, to continue...

For the opening of baseball season:
Eight Wieners Out
Bull Wiener
Pride Of The Wieners
The Bad News Wienies

Attack of the 50-Foot Wiener
On A Clear Day You Can See Wieners
The Day The Wiener Stood Still
The Wiener of Henry Orient
Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Wieners'
Four Wieners And A Funeral
The Best Little Wiener In Texas
I Married A Teenage Wiener
Fun With Dick and Wiener
Wienerman of Alcatraz
You've Got Wiener
The Wiener From The Black Lagoon
The Last Wiener Show
Frankenstein Meets The Wiener
The Crawling Wiener
The Man With Two Wieners
The Incredible Shrinking Wiener
Wieners With Dirty Faces

-Chanteywiener

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: The Walrus
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 02:19 AM

Just to combine the Wiener and Pants thread parts - film and "quote":

The Wiener of the Sierra Madre

"Pants? We don' need no Steenkin' pants!"

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 03:28 AM

A wiener like Alice?

Bill and Ted's excellent Wiener?

Wienerpussy?

Live and let wiener?

Wiener Royale?

The Wiener who loved me (or The spy who weinered me)?

Goldweiner?

The Wieners of Tom Sawyer?

Five Wieners and It?





I'll get me ferret.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: RangerSteve
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 08:42 AM

Since we've added "Pants" to this thread: South Pantsific, with the songs: Some Enchanted Weiner; Weiner than Springtime; I'm Gonna Wein
that Man Right Out of My Pants; I'm In Love With a Wonderful Pant; Weinie Hai; There Ain't Nothing Like a Pant...

From "My Fair Weiner", On the Pants where You Live; Wouldn't It Be Weinerly; Get Me to the Pants on Time (I'm Getting Weinered in the Morning); Why Can't A Weiner Be More Like A Man; I've Grown Accustomed to her Pants.

From "Show Pants", Old Man Weiner (Tote those pants, lift that bail)


Co-worker: So, what did you do on your days off?
Me: Oh, I visited a real informative website and got involved with a really deep conversation concerning films...

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 08:46 AM

Robin Hood: Weiners in tights
Bob and Carol and Ted and Weiner
Everything you wanted to know about weiners but were afraid to ask
Hannah and her weiners
True weiner
High weiner
The Weiners of Kilamanjaro
The Magnificent weiners
The Great weiner
Weiner! Weiner! Weiner!
In weiner's way
Monty Python's Life of Weiner
Monty Python and the Holy Weiner
Animal Weiner
Alice in Weinerland

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: EBarnacle
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:12 PM

It's a little more restrictive but try combining movie titles. If you wish to make it more difficult, make the movies ones that are contemporary to each other.

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 12:19 PM

A Hard Day's Night of the Iguana?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 01:00 PM

Night of the Living Iguanas?
2001: 2010?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Purple Foxx
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 01:29 PM

The Wicker Man with The Golden Gun?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 03:51 PM

Dirty Harry Dancing?

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: RangerSteve
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 04:58 PM

The Man Who Would Be King Kong

Dirty Harry Potter

Big Trouble in Little China Syndrome
(Big Weiner in Little China)

Oh, boy, more ways to waste my days off.

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 05:27 PM

Harry Potter and the Weiner of fire.... sounds like an STD!

Harry Potter and the Philosophers pants?

Harry Potter and the Weiner of the Phoenix?

I'll get me invisibility cloak.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: autolycus
Date: 05 Apr 06 - 05:43 PM

My ex and I did something similar once, only instead of 'wiener', our substitute word was 'hedge'.

I remember

A Hedge too Far

Twelve Angry Hedges

Above us the Hedges

The Hedge has Landed


Don't remember if we came up with Casahedgeca.



Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: GUEST
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 05:18 PM

And once we've milked the movies, there's always:
Madame Butterweiner (Weinerfly?)
Der Meisterweiner
Das Rhienweiner
Il Weinertore
The Nutweiner (featuring the Dance of the Sugar Pants Fairy)

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: John O'L
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 07:50 PM

Seven Wieners For Seven Brothers


I'll get me pants...

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Rapparee
Date: 06 Apr 06 - 09:53 PM

Well, there's

Paint your weiner
My fair weiner
Oklaweiner!
South Weiner
Weinerlot
Damn Weiners!
Around the weiner in 80 days
20,000 weiners under the sea
From the Earth to the weiner
Weiner Dick (a/k/a Moby Weiner)
Weiner on the Bounty
The Lost Weiner
The weiners of St. Mary's
Going my weiner
The Weiners of Toko-Ri

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Geordie-Peorgie
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 06:45 PM

Aah quite like the 'joining two' film titles

How Aboot

Marathon Mandingo (It's aboot a Runaway slave who only gets 26 mile 285 yard before he's caught)

Anne Of Green Gilbert (Grape?? No? Ah well!)
Schindler's Lizstomania
Woodstock & Barrel
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Kaleea
Date: 07 Apr 06 - 09:15 PM

Ah, the classics . . .


The Old Man & the Weiner

Casaweiner

And the fun 50's & 60's . . .

Around the Weiner in Sixty Days

Lullaby of Weiner

A Funny Thing Happened On My Way To The Weiner

Those Magnificent Men and Their Flying Weiners



       there are just too many to pick a weiner!

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: michaelr
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 04:04 PM

It's wIEners! Sausages from Wien (Vienna)! Get it right already.

Subject: RE: BS: Pure silliness: fun w/ movie titles
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 06:14 PM

I always wondered about where they came from.....

LTS