Lyr Req: Because I'm slime, I must resign (Delay)

Subject: Lyr Req: Because I'm slime, I must resign (Delay)
From: Genie
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 03:18 PM

I heard a wonderful parody of I Walk The Line, about Tom Delay, on The Randi Rhodes Show / Air America Radio this week, but I can't find a link to the mp3 of it or the lyrics. I've tried googling the hook line, but that doesn't seem to get me anywhere.

The hook line, is "Because I'm slime, I must resign."
Does anyone have the rest of the lyrics?

Genie

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because I'm slime, I must resign (Delay)
From: Charley Noble
Date: 08 Apr 06 - 03:47 PM

I'll look forward to the results of this search.

Charley Noble

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because I'm slime, I must resign (Delay)
From: Genie
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 03:27 PM

Me too, Charley.

I guess if nobody finds the one they played on Randi's show, we could make it a Song Challenge! and write our own verses. But since somebody's already written and recorded one with that hook, I really want to find and give credit to that parodist. :D

Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Because I'm slime, I must resign (Delay)
From: Genie
Date: 09 Apr 06 - 06:52 PM

Listening to a repeat broadcast of one of Randi's shows from this week, and they just played the Tom Delay parody.   I noticed they were playing it too late (multitasking and all) to catch and transcribe the whole thing, but here's part of it:



I just can't let the liberals take my seat.
I know I can't win, even though I cheat.
_____________________
Because I'm slime, I must resign.

So let my Democratic critics scoff.
I'm set for life, thanks to Jack Abramhoff.
The thing I'll miss is feeding at the trough.
Because I'm slime, I must resign.