BS: Remember Millard Fillmore?

Subject: BS: Remember Millard Fillmore?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 09:23 PM

Some time back we on the forum were attempting to pack the ballot box and make Millard Fillmore the most popular president at ToyPresidents.com. Well, I am happy to say that he is still doing well, although he's not in number one spot. Meanwhile, Toy Presidents are ever expanding their line of figures. They have done many new figures since we were last voting for Millard.

You can now get Tricky Dicky, doing his famous double "V" victory sign! You can also get 3 first ladies now....Laura Bush, Hillary Clinton, and Jacquie Kennedy. But that's not all! You can get other figures that aren't presidential at all, such as...

Arnold Schwarzenneger (!). Jesus. Moses. Pope John Paul.

But best of all, you can hear recordings of George W. Bush saying patriotic things. Yup. Just go to this link, and click on the little flag thingie to get Bush to speak and say stirring things like: "Glad to be in the midst of patriots!"

Hear the Bush action figure speak!

Millard Fillmore? His figure is not in production yet, but he's doing well in the stats.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember Millard Fillmore?
From: SINSULL
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:13 PM

Bad enough I have to listen to him babbling sound bites live. "We will stay the course!" "Weapons of mass destruction!" Saddam is a bad man - he has weapons of mass destruction!" "Saddam is a bad man and if he had had weapons of mass destruction he would have used them!" All those A-rabs hate us because we are free!"

By the way, that election was fixed. Millard won fair and square.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember Millard Fillmore?
From: frogprince
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:34 PM

Forgive me, if you can, for a bit of drift in this very serious thread.

   Y'know those holographic photos ya see, that set there, 2-dimensional in the frame, but somehow show up as 3D.? I was walking down the street in a south Chicago neighborhood with an old girlfriend; we're talking an old polish enclave where she had grown up. Looked in a store window and saw three of the 3D pictures in a group: Elvis, Jesus, and the Pope.

Subject: RE: BS: Remember Millard Fillmore?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 11 Apr 06 - 10:38 PM

Wow.