BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?

Subject: BS: How childish are middle-aged wives ?
From: GUEST,middle-aged bloke
Date: 07 May 06 - 07:28 PM

Me and the mrs watched the drama-doc about Krakatoa on BBC TV.

Then retired to bed at a sensible time for a bit of usual sunday night 'marital bliss'.

Of course she now thought it very amusing to stimulate me to shoot my 'lava' in mid-air

as if my upper trouser regions were a powerful and violent 'Volcanic Eruption'!!!!

.. when will she grow up !!??



I just felt daft and soggy afterwards..

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 07 May 06 - 07:34 PM

Very...

and I for one, hope they never grow up...

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 06 - 07:45 PM

If your only getting laid once a week then turn off the television and get to bed more often.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: John O'L
Date: 07 May 06 - 07:50 PM

So you've just got back from the pub?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: CarolC
Date: 07 May 06 - 07:53 PM

Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman,
Let's go make a picture
On the island of Stromboli, Ingrid Bergman

Ingrid Bergman, you're so perty,
You'd make any mountain quiver
You'd make my fire fly from the crater
Ingrid Bergman

This old mountain it's been waiting
All ist life for you to work it
For your hand to touch the hardrock,
Ingrid Bergman, Ingrid Bergman

If you'll walk across my camera,
I will flash the world your story,
I will pay you more than money, Ingrid Bergman

Not by pennies dimes nor quarters,
But with happy sons and daughters,
And they'll sing around Stromboli,
Ingrid Bergman

Words by Woody Guthrie
Music by Billy Bragg
Words & Copyright 1998 by Woody Guthrie Publications, Inc

http://www.woodyguthrie.org/Lyrics/Ingrid_Bergman.htm

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Don Firth
Date: 07 May 06 - 09:08 PM

Well, gee whiz, GUEST,middle-aged bloke! Pity poor you!!

Don Firth

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 07 May 06 - 09:22 PM

If we wanted to know about that, we would have asked.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST,marks
Date: 07 May 06 - 09:33 PM

More info then we really needed to know.
Mark
PS Any info on directions to Viagra (er) Niagra Falls?
Mark

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Peace
Date: 07 May 06 - 10:08 PM

Viagra Falls doesn't. Get it?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 06 - 10:23 PM

But if Viagra Falls hard and heavy enough you could Krakatoa !!!


sorry.. when does the next train leave 'sad sense of humour' town ?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Peace
Date: 07 May 06 - 10:33 PM

THAT was good.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST,Marks
Date: 07 May 06 - 10:51 PM

Then there was the guy who worried about the fix to his irrational fear of having sex out of doors. A Viagraphobic.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 07 May 06 - 11:12 PM

I think 'childlike' rather than 'childish'.

We should all retain some of that quality, the playfulness that leavens the bread of the routine. Otherwise it all gets too boring don't it?

Someone once said that adults are just children with responsibilities. I like to think that's true.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Stilly River Sage
Date: 07 May 06 - 11:47 PM

The bloke that started this was bragging, not complaining. . .

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST
Date: 07 May 06 - 11:59 PM

Yeah, I wish my old man could still get some hot pressure
in his magma chambers..

Krakatoa ?

more like 'Brokecock Mountain'!

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: GUEST
Date: 08 May 06 - 12:02 AM

Nothing to do with you I guess..

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: MBSLynne
Date: 08 May 06 - 02:39 AM

So...define 'middle-aged'.

Love Lynne

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 08 May 06 - 05:30 AM

If no-one knows how old they will be when they shuffle off this mortal coil, how do we know when we get to middle age? I for one don't intend to go til I'm at least 90 and then I shall be kicking and screaming all the way!

And Middle-aged bloke ~ how childish do you want us women to be? I still have a pinafore and I can do the pigtails.... I'm sure I can find a big lolly to lick somewhere.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 08 May 06 - 07:01 AM

Once a week!?!

Bloody sex maniacs...

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 08 May 06 - 09:59 AM

... and if it's just boring....

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 09 May 06 - 04:11 AM

Necraphilia is dead boring apparantly. Incest is only relatively boring...

:D (tG)

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: The Shambles
Date: 09 May 06 - 04:45 AM

Is Sodomy literally boring?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: mandotim
Date: 09 May 06 - 04:47 AM

Bores the arse off me...
I'll get me coat...
Tim from Bit on the Side

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Grab
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:47 AM

Of course, there's having sex with a sleepy prostitute with multiple piercings who fancies you, whilst looking for somewhere to stop when on a boat trip. Then it's an adoring touring mooring-scoring four-ring snoring whoring boring...

I think I'll stop there.

Graham.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 09 May 06 - 06:59 PM

Once a week...... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:30 PM

How long does it take to make a dog stop barking?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:40 PM

How wet is a fresh squid?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:40 PM

How hairy is a Barbary Ape?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:40 PM

How conservative is William F. Buckley?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 09 May 06 - 07:42 PM

ABout 6 inches?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Ebbie
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:22 PM

How fresh is a wet squid?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:23 PM

That would depend on what it said to you and how you interpreted the remark, no?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:24 PM

How horny is a male goat? Or a fireman?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:27 PM

Ask someone from Ontario.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:28 PM

I did. I have a friend who's a fireman. He spread his hands and arms as far apart as they could go and just grinned.

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Peace
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:33 PM

What about the goat?

Subject: RE: BS: How childish are middle-aged women ?
From: Little Hawk
Date: 09 May 06 - 08:39 PM

The goat rolled its eyes obscenely and said "Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh!!!!!" I don't think we want a translation of that.