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BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?

GUEST,Martin 04 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM
greg stephens 04 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM
jacqui.c 04 Jul 06 - 10:50 AM
Sooz 04 Jul 06 - 10:50 AM
greg stephens 04 Jul 06 - 11:02 AM
alanabit 04 Jul 06 - 11:06 AM
Sooz 04 Jul 06 - 11:08 AM
Divis Sweeney 04 Jul 06 - 11:15 AM
open mike 04 Jul 06 - 11:26 AM
skipy 04 Jul 06 - 11:30 AM
GUEST 04 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM
Uncle_DaveO 04 Jul 06 - 11:52 AM
GUEST 04 Jul 06 - 11:54 AM
John MacKenzie 04 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM
artbrooks 04 Jul 06 - 12:04 PM
GUEST,Desdemona 04 Jul 06 - 12:08 PM
Rasener 04 Jul 06 - 12:09 PM
Divis Sweeney 04 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM
bobad 04 Jul 06 - 12:21 PM
GUEST,Martin 04 Jul 06 - 12:23 PM
jacqui.c 04 Jul 06 - 12:24 PM
GUEST 04 Jul 06 - 12:27 PM
Divis Sweeney 04 Jul 06 - 12:39 PM
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Subject: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST,Martin
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:37 AM

Far too many heavy depressing threads on the site at the moment, it's summer and we need to be happy. So what's your choice guys. Stockings or suspenders ?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: greg stephens
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM

Well actually it's so hot today that I'm not wearing either.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:41 AM

I find the suspenders hurt my legs when I sit down.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:50 AM

GUEST,Martin

I can tell you from experience that if you are wearing stockings you need suspenders to hold them up - that is unless you have the relatively recent ones that hold themselves up, leave unsightly marks on your upper thighs and probably don't do much for your circulation either.

Do you mean tights or suspenders? Enquiring minds need to know.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Sooz
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 10:50 AM

Hang on - (ouch) - suspenders without stockings would be a waste of time, stockings without suspenders would be round my ankles. Are you asking stockings with suspenders or tights. If so, I'm with Giok.
I'm old enough to remember that mini skirts came in before stockings and suspenders went out and it was not comfortable or pretty!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: greg stephens
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:02 AM

Actually, I have to disagree with Sooz. That was a short and glorious period in history, when the miniskirt had arrived, but stockings and suspenders were still in use. The lads used to hang around at traffic lights and cross roads, looking at girls on bikes.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: alanabit
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:06 AM

This is not good for me. I am off for a cold shower...


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Sooz
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:08 AM

Obviously you weren't wearing them Greg! Winter was hell.
Great minds thought alike and cross posted Jacqui!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:15 AM

Definitely a suspender man myself. Hate tights when you wake up in the morning and meet the wife coming out of the bathroom all I can think about is the Brinks Mat robbery.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:26 AM

as far as i know, suspenders are those things that go over your shoulders to hold up your pants...shouldn't it be "belts or suspenders"?

is this like the previous thread about wearing socks with sandals?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: skipy
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:30 AM

Don't mind which I wear.

Did you know that the top folded over part of a stocking is called "the giggle band"
get past that and you are laughing!
Skipy


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:31 AM

Stockings.

Suspenders.

What's the question?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Uncle_DaveO
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:52 AM

I'm a true conservative, myself: I wear a belt AND suspenders!

Dave Oesterreich


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 11:54 AM

Save the stockings for Friday nights?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:00 PM

Suspenders
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: artbrooks
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:04 PM

I haven't really experimented, but I expect that the one old pair of suspenders I have wouldn't stretch from my shoulders to my socks...and, if I tried it would probably snap back and put out my eye. So, I'll stick with a belt, thanks. I rarely wear socks in the summer anyway.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST,Desdemona
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:08 PM

Ah, yet another example of two great nations dividede by a common language!

In the UK, "suspenders" hold up stockings, and "braces" hold up trousers.

In the US, "suspenders" hold up pants, which in the UK are what a lady wears in addition to stockings and suspenders [that is, if she *is* a lady...], while a "garter belt" is used to hold up stockings; "braces" go on the teeth of adolescent children to make them straight.

"And so 'tis as clear as the summer sun..."!

~D


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Rasener
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:09 PM

even more painful if it catches you in the cobblers


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:13 PM

Christ I am seeing a different side to some members here ! I myself am also a cross dresser. I get very cross when I find the socks I've on don't match.

Don't like the stay ups much. Nothing beats the real silk. Right this dirty old man is away for a cold shower.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: bobad
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:21 PM

In the name of sexual equality, here's one for the ladies.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST,Martin
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:23 PM

Thanks John for that link, wife walked in and caught me looking at it.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:24 PM

Now there's the difference between the sexes. I wonder how many women would look at 'one for the ladies' and find it sexy? I just want to shout "cover it up!"


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:27 PM

Who cares?


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:39 PM

Valid point jacqui.c.

Do you ever notice if a group of women go out together, for example if one of them is getting married, it's the married ones among them that go wild. The reply is, well they need to let their hair down and the male stripper was just a bit of fun. On the other hand when a group of men go out together, it's dirty old bastards out eyeing up young women !

I worked in a bar every summer for three years when I was a student, saw it all. Someone once asked why there isn't a viagra for women, there is it's called Bacardi.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:42 PM

Bravo, Divis.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 12:48 PM

Check the pair of suspenders on THIS!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 01:38 PM

Well, I find that stockings go better with the Kilt, but they do need something to hold them up....


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST,.gargoyle
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 02:45 PM

BOTH

Suspenders (only button ones) for the trousers.

Shirt - Garters (metal clasp) One attaches to each of the four shirt-tails and two attach to each of your stockings.

Spend a fourteen hour day and you will still look keen, trousers-UP, stockings-UP, shirt-tail-IN.

Sincerely,
Gargoyle


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Charmion
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:02 PM

Garg, that post from you answers every one of the myriad questions that has fluttered about you from the time I first began reading this forum. Thank you for that.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Don Firth
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:07 PM

I keep my pants up with a piece of twine,
I keep my eyes wide open all the time,
I keep myself quite willin' all the time,
Because you're mine -- please pull the twine.

(Tune fairly obvious)

Don Firth


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Micca
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 03:39 PM

From " Olivers Travels" (UK TV Play) by Alan Plater
Oliver(Alan Bates). "the funny thing about the difference between Men and women is...."
Sinead Cusack character "Yes..."
oliver " a woman wearing only stockings is a very Erotic sight...."
A man wearing only his socks looks ridiculous!!!!!


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Rapparee
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 04:18 PM

I don't wear either. Nor a belt. Or anything, for that matter. Nudity Forever!! (except in cold weather)


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: open mike
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 05:42 PM

i just remembered that in girl scouts we used to wear things around our socks with elastic and small ribbon-like flaps..

i think these look like what i have seen worn with kilts..called
garters and flashes

i found lots of pix online, but none showed close up of thes being modelled. one of these fellows has them on, though.
http://www.cuillinn.com/


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:06 PM

I used to wear stockings... they were a bit cheaper and easier to replace a leg when you got a ladder.

Trouble is, in summer, when the tops of your legs got sweaty, you'd get chaps.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:11 PM

I thought you got chaps on your lips ?
Then again you could be right!
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:14 PM

Sounds like Liz has got sweaty chaps up ladders now!
What next?

D


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Micca
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:14 PM

Liz, a good treatment for chapping is Savlon, Trust me on this


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:19 PM

No Micca... it isn't. Believe me, I was there.

LTS


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Dave the Gnome
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:21 PM

What have you got against us chaps? Eh? I think I will report you for sexism;-)

Unless of course what you mean by chaps is...

Oh. forget it!

:D (tG)


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:27 PM

Do you wear chaps when you go riding?
G.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:29 PM

Chaps is what you get from hanging around street corners in the thick of winter,wearing only stockings or suspenders.

I left me coat in the....


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:37 PM

Quentin Crisp used to suffer terribly from chaps on his lips.
G


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:38 PM

Come on chaps it's thigh time we got back to the question of which you prefer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:41 PM

I can quite see why lips on chaps would make him somewhat"Crisp" in certain areas!
D


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 06:43 PM

Divis:What was the question?
D


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Emma B
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 07:04 PM

come on fellas - get a grip


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 07:06 PM

David, Stocking or suspenders, which do members prefer.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: David C. Carter
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 07:24 PM

I'm a suspenderless sock person meself.And not even,in this heat.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Divis Sweeney
Date: 04 Jul 06 - 07:31 PM

Hot today here in Ireland David, sticky tonight. I don't mind the heat during the day, but night is hard to deal with. Great to see the sun. it's not something we get a lot of. So socks off again tomorrow !


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 07:33 PM

This is the difference between real women and those who can't be bothered.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 07:55 PM

Bit like asking if a man likes a woman with fat legs or thin legs....I like possibly many others like something in between.


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Subject: RE: BS: Stockings or Suspenders ?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 10:02 PM

GUEST 07.33PM

It's the difference between real women who are comfortable with themselves and those who feel that they have to dress to impress.


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