BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?

Subject: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST,Confused of Coventry
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 04:40 PM

Question. What sort of person would want to evict Nikki from Big Brother?

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST,above
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 04:48 PM

'yould' is on olde English word with a similar meaning to 'could' but showing a greater emphasis.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 04:54 PM

beats me....great entertainment value. the programme makers owe her, big time. I hope she becomes a millionairess, like Jade.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 04:58 PM

Must









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Medication...







I think I've seen an hour of it since it began years ago..... that's an hour total..... I'd rather wax my armpits than watch more than 5 minutes at a time...

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 05:01 PM

Is this about television? If so, it might be good to mention that most shows on TV aren't real. FYI.

LTS. That was a very funny post. Good on yer (or some expression like that).

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Troll
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 05:02 PM

Who is Nikki and why is he/she important?

troll

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: McGrath of Harlow
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 05:13 PM

All about some cutprice "reality" show some people watch.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: greg stephens
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 05:47 PM

I can't believe it. I am prostrate. She was the best person in England.Nearly.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 06:35 PM

The next series of that programmme ( I refuse to invoke it by name) will be housed in orbit. When whichever dislikable twerp is evected, or in this cases, ejected, they will not have a space suit.....

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Peace
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 06:37 PM

I have never seen one of those shows. (Of course, I have no TV.) They seem to be quite popular. What is their attraction do you think?

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 07:22 PM

Wow so many people who claim never to have seen it have such strong opinions about it.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 08:13 PM

There should be a comma after 'Wow'.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: jacqui.c
Date: 14 Jul 06 - 09:58 PM

I've never seen the programme but, unfortunately, it is not easy to avoid all mention of it in the media and from workmates who have to recount all the latest doings in graphic detail.

Having now retired and relocated to the USA I am in the fortunate position of not kowing what is going on these days. Don't miss it a bit either.

Peace - I think these shows are the modern day equivalent of bread and circuses. Keep the rabble happy watching the idiots that take part and there's less aggravation when the price of gas goes up etc.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 06:50 AM

Don't worry Nikki is a megastar, you will hear of her in America.

Sorry you missed her early work and breakthrough as a media personality. It was quite something.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Manitas_at_home
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 09:24 AM

But we need Big Brother to soak up the excess population of wannabee models and actors especially now that the fashion for boy or girl bands has died down. We wouldn't want to have them roaming the streets and frightening the horses, would we?

Why are they so popular? Why was visting the lunatic asylum so popular in past times?

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: robomatic
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 11:58 AM

I wonder how Orwell's shade considers all this.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 03:18 PM

'Ew gohes? Yew decide.....!

love it....!

what with Big Brother AND Mudcat, life is so full these days......

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST,Equally horrified
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 03:59 PM

You (sorry yew) forgot Corry

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST,Confused of .....
Date: 15 Jul 06 - 04:20 PM

This might help with those of you who don't know Nikki - but it doesn't really do her the justice she deserves.
http://www.channel4.com/bigbrother/live/index.jsp

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: sapper82
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 10:15 AM

LTS; You've watched a whole hour of BB? You sad person! I doubt if I've watched 10 minutes! I'd soon wax my scrotum than watch rubbish like that!

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: George Papavgeris
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 10:33 AM

LTS, like you I'd sooner wax your armpits than watch BB.
I draw the line at your scrotum, though, sapper82.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 01:37 PM

That's an hour TOTAL since the programme first started several years ago.... and most of those only by accident whilst channel hopping or coming back from the loo to find I've missed the end of what I was watching....

Sapper82, I understand there is a reasonable service available at select beauty parlours, known as a "BBC" or a 'back, crack and sack' treatment. Rather you than me and not just for the obvious reason.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST
Date: 16 Jul 06 - 07:01 PM

I haven't turned on a telly for ten years now. In fact I don't even say the word television in conversation. I eject guests if they use the word. I smash up Currys shop windows for the gall of selling them.

I come from a long, long, long line of non television people. I only holiday in countries without televisions. My children sit in darkened rooms every evening and chant. I wear a placard on my back five days a week and patrol the streets warning others of the dangers of this medium.

I am above all that kind of shenannigans.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 03:10 AM

Strange.. I know a family that don't seem to have turned their television OFF for ten years... Their children sit in darkened rooms and chant too, but not in a healthy way.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Strollin' Johnny
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 05:22 AM

televisions are inanimate objects, and therefore are incapable of 'goodness' or 'badness'. There's nothing wrong with television, the problem is with the intellect and selectivity (or lack of both) of the viewer. IMNSHO.

S:0)

PS: I, for one, am delighted to see the back of that greedy, foul-mouthed, bad-mannered, self-centred, repulsive little harpie.

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 17 Jul 06 - 06:40 AM

I would like to set her on my cardiologist.....

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 05:39 AM

I have lovely smooth, hairless armpits now.... just nice for summer.

Sapper - how's your scrotum doing? Cool water (not iced) and a little arnica should take the stinging away.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Big Al Whittle
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 02:33 PM

As my mate Hercule Poirot said:-

Balls Brazilienne! Ma Fois!

En Effet! I tell you 'Astings, en Angleterre, they use not zee little grey matter!

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: leeneia
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 02:47 PM

I conclude that Big Brother is a television show and Nikki was a character/participant that got thrown out. Good so far.

Now what about "yould"?

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: SINSULL
Date: 18 Jul 06 - 03:18 PM

YIKES! I would not want to be on the reeiving end of that particular Five-O'Clock Shadow!

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 03:30 PM

Ah yes... when asked about my heart surgery I had to confess that the most painful bit was the stubble rash afterwards.

And for those like Spaw that are picturing a hairy chest - no.. they went in through the femoral vein which runs up the inside of the leg.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Blowzabella
Date: 19 Jul 06 - 06:51 PM

Too much info, folks.....too much info (LOL)

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 04:16 AM

Surprising how many people didn't want to see the scars.....

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST
Date: 20 Jul 06 - 02:53 PM

...until now !!!

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: GUEST,Confused of Coventry
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 03:51 PM

Justice is done!

Subject: RE: BS: Nikki eviction horror - How yould you?
From: Bert
Date: 09 Aug 06 - 08:23 PM

Way back in the Sixties there was this TV program called The year of the Sex Olympics It's scary how closely it matches modern 'Reality Television'.