Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Micca Date: 01 Aug 06 - 07:46 PM assuming efdss is being pronounced "efdess" |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Aug 06 - 03:48 AM We won't stand for anything less, |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Aug 06 - 03:49 AM So pronounce mit correctly, Or I tell you directly, |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST Date: 02 Aug 06 - 07:07 AM |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST,CORRUPTED COUPLETS Date: 02 Aug 06 - 07:12 AM THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM DUNDEE,WHO GOT STUNG ON THE BUTT BY A WASP, WHEN ASKED IF IT HURTS SHE SAID NO NOT AT ALL, HE CAN TRY IT AGAIN IF HE LIKES.................any one into more lateral limericks? |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Aug 06 - 12:26 PM The whole thing will be in a mess. OR The whole thing is thwarted by GUEST! |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 02 Aug 06 - 02:11 PM there was a mudcatter called Shambles |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Aug 06 - 02:51 PM Who did not believe in pre-ambles, |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 02 Aug 06 - 03:04 PM To get over his point, Himself he'll anoint |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 02 Aug 06 - 03:04 PM it was straight to the point |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Micca Date: 02 Aug 06 - 04:17 PM and he never ate Pie made from 'Umbles |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 02 Aug 06 - 04:25 PM i once knew the nawab of pataudi |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Barden of England Date: 02 Aug 06 - 05:12 PM Who whistles 'Good laudie miss Claudie' |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 02 Aug 06 - 06:54 PM whilst taking tiffen at four |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Nigel Parsons Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:34 PM But then, who's keeping score? |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST Date: 02 Aug 06 - 09:18 PM His balti was hot but ne'er bawdy. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 02 Aug 06 - 09:37 PM When we sing in the U.S. of A., --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: With that huge brain, most of us can't even wiggle our ears. :|| |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Aug 06 - 02:53 AM Whether fine or a dark dreary day, |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:15 AM lets hope were in tune |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:05 AM when we howl at the moon |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Barden of England Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:21 AM And the men come to take us away |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bentley Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:08 AM In my book,limericks should be a bawdy 5 line verse. I.E. There was a young man from Bangkok, Who got his tool caught in a rock,He pulled it to hard And stretched it a yard, Now the women hang round in a flock. There was a young lass from Devizes, Whose boobs were of two different sizes, One was so small 'twas no good at all, The other won twenty first prizes. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST,playful Date: 03 Aug 06 - 09:23 AM I thought this thread was for the spontaneous, joint composition of new limericks, not just adding the ones we already know, like previous limerick threads. No, they don't have to be bawdy, but they should be amusing, which generally involves an element of surprise. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bentley Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:38 AM Not a limerick I know, but Shakespeare was a man of wit And on his shirt he had some shirt buttons As he was walking past St Pauls A woman grabbed him by the collar Oh Shakespeare,you're a man of luck, Come with me and have a cup of tea. May be a tanner,maybe a bob It all depends on the size of your teacup. That's not rude is it? |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Aug 06 - 10:45 AM A fine folk singer called Miles... :D |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: DMcG Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:01 AM Was known for his cunning and wiles |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST,playful Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:23 AM He recycled ditties |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Dave the Gnome Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:35 AM In all the main cities |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: DMcG Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:44 AM And took blackmail photos for files |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:23 PM a match maker called tricky mick dicky |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Barden of England Date: 03 Aug 06 - 03:24 PM Should be described as a 'thickie' |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Aug 06 - 05:15 PM He could not make a match |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 03 Aug 06 - 05:39 PM From a prospective batch |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:20 PM so he drowned himsel in the liffey |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Lanfranc Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:54 PM An ageing Mudcatter named Micca |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bert Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:03 PM Was renowned for holding his liquor. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Lanfranc Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:10 PM When a lady named Khatt Said "Enough of that" |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bert Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:12 PM So he downed his liquor much quicker. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST,Joe_F Date: 03 Aug 06 - 11:48 PM Said a man with a twelve-string guitar: --- Joe Fineman joe_f@verizon.net ||: Insurance, like its moral opposite gambling, stinks of the continual temptation and presumption of fraud. :|| |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bert Date: 04 Aug 06 - 01:04 AM With practice I'll really go far |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Georgiansilver Date: 04 Aug 06 - 01:20 AM With strings twice as many, |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Dave the Gnome Date: 04 Aug 06 - 04:35 AM to earn a pretty penny |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST, Topsie Date: 04 Aug 06 - 05:29 AM But I might spend it all in the bar. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: GUEST Date: 04 Aug 06 - 05:30 AM There was a mudcatter in Kent |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Paul Burke Date: 04 Aug 06 - 05:34 AM Whose life was completely misspent |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 04 Aug 06 - 08:38 AM he wrote little ditties |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Micca Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:47 AM on the barmaids titties |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: DMcG Date: 04 Aug 06 - 10:56 AM In Yorkshire, and Norfolk and Gwent. |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: The Sandman Date: 04 Aug 06 - 04:37 PM w c fields hated baby leroy |
Subject: RE: The Limerick game From: Bill D Date: 04 Aug 06 - 05:28 PM *pedant alert* (I'd play this game, but I cannot abide slipping in extra syllables) A careless old gasman named Peter, With a match poked around a gas heater. Touched a leak with his light, And rose out of sight. And as anyone who knows much about the classic rules of limericks can tell you, he also ruined the meter! *end pedant alert* |
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