Subject: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:19 PM I hate my long titles, here is the last bit............"read". Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Big Mick Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:23 PM I don't think so |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Clinton Hammond Date: 01 Aug 06 - 05:27 PM Why keep spam? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 01 Aug 06 - 06:24 PM You keep spam just incase you have nothing else in and people pop round for a sandwich! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Sorcha Date: 01 Aug 06 - 06:58 PM Not unless you say something truly nasty and get the thread closed!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 01 Aug 06 - 07:09 PM I'll scream and scream and scream until i'm sick. Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: gnu Date: 01 Aug 06 - 09:38 PM I scream headache, Skipy? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Bee-dubya-ell Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:30 PM All you have to do, skipy, is make sure this thread gets at leat 50 posts so you can look at it in descending order. It'll at least make it look like you're last. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Sorcha Date: 01 Aug 06 - 10:38 PM I scream for Ice Cream!!!! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Little Hawk Date: 01 Aug 06 - 11:37 PM Don't let Bearded Bruce notice this. He'll start posting sonnets, and the damn thing will go on forever. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: beardedbruce Date: 02 Aug 06 - 08:23 AM Now, now, LH- I HAVE a thread already to do that in. But if you are asking for some more sonnets.......... |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 02 Aug 06 - 09:07 AM I think he may be in a round about way. Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: beardedbruce Date: 03 Aug 06 - 07:06 AM Well, ok, if LH wants more sonnets, who am I to deny him that pleasure? Sonnet 10/03/02 DCLXVI The stars were hidden by clouds, and the rains Fell in an endless stream. Detail hidden By those curtains, the dark shadows deepen, Emptiness filling all, yet all remains. Mirrors in these pools lie shattered, and show No light, or image. Each drop scattered sight, Hiding even darkness in the wet night. From sky, to ground, to sea, the waters flow: A cycle, to reign over all. And down From heaven, to wash clean both air and stream.. The darkness still remains, as in some dream: How could I hope that night would sorrows drown? The sun peeked out, and rainbow formed with day, The water flowed rapidly away. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 03 Aug 06 - 08:13 AM Still me. Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Little Hawk Date: 03 Aug 06 - 12:42 PM Just when I thought things couldn't get any worse. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: beardedbruce Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:05 PM Things can ALWAYS get worse.... Care for another sonnet? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 03 Aug 06 - 01:28 PM Worse & then some! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: jeffp Date: 03 Aug 06 - 02:33 PM At least a sonnet is better than the Senate! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 03 Aug 06 - 02:41 PM Agree. Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: scouse Date: 03 Aug 06 - 04:50 PM And so say all of us.. Phil |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 04 Aug 06 - 09:41 AM I'm still here & I an not taking my meds! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 07 Aug 06 - 07:59 AM See! ner ner ner ner ner ner! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Paco Rabanne Date: 07 Aug 06 - 08:08 AM 100! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 07 Aug 06 - 04:23 PM 101 Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: GUEST Date: 13 Aug 06 - 08:29 PM 1101 |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 13 Aug 06 - 08:48 PM Sorry Skipy, but I am the champeen thread ender in these parts. No body, I mean nobody seems to to be able to top my ability to stifle interest and comment when it comes to threads. Nope. Nobody. I am bound to win this one. Ya-ass Sirree! Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Little Hawk Date: 13 Aug 06 - 09:07 PM Not....soooooo...fast....Janie! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Peace Date: 13 Aug 06 - 09:12 PM Mares. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 13 Aug 06 - 09:14 PM I just ain't applied myself to the task yet. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 21 Aug 06 - 04:51 PM Ha! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:39 PM No! No! Nonononnnnnooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 21 Aug 06 - 05:53 PM Joe will not tolerate us behaving like children ( quite rightly too ) so you now feel the need to let me win! or we will have battle on PMs. Skipy. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 21 Aug 06 - 09:28 PM I'm warnin' ya, Skipy. The thread ain't been started yet that I can not get the last word in if I put my mind to it. It's like this, see? Me an' the Shambles both got a real talent fer long, convoluted sentences. Difference 'tween us is he is both boring and annoying, whereas I am simply boring. I don't know where he got his training, but me, I got world class training in long, complex, compound, convoluted sentences as a public servant who wrote public policy for many, many years until I went back to graduate school and then I learned to be even more complex, compound, convoluted and confusing with my sentence structure, such that most people, when they see me really get interested in a thread topic just give up and leave. Save yerself a lot of pain, boy. Just go ahead and cede this thread to me. Sincerely yours, Ms. Killa Conver Sation. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 22 Aug 06 - 12:55 AM And besides, I don't DO PMS. Been post-menopausal for several years:^) |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: beardedbruce Date: 22 Aug 06 - 11:24 AM Janie, you can have this thread if you like. OK by me. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Firecat Date: 22 Aug 06 - 12:26 PM Now now children! :-D |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Aug 06 - 12:32 PM Nope can't have children if she's post menopausal. Sheesh, what do they teach them in school today? G. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: beardedbruce Date: 22 Aug 06 - 01:26 PM clones! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: John MacKenzie Date: 22 Aug 06 - 01:52 PM Sorry Stephen Sondheim sent them in already Bruce! G |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 22 Aug 06 - 04:01 PM Now there's a pal. Thanks Bruce. Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: skipy Date: 22 Aug 06 - 06:45 PM Janie, Checked you out in photos, being attractive will not stop me beating you! Skipy |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 22 Aug 06 - 07:12 PM Photos? I ain't got no stinkin' photos. Must a been leadfingers you was lookin' at. We both have long hair and a beard. Janie |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 13 Apr 11 - 11:02 PM Winnin' ain't no fun if no one but you knows you won. Onliest thing is, in this kind of pissin' match, lettin' it be known you won might cause you to lose. Or not. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: catspaw49 Date: 13 Apr 11 - 11:52 PM Congrats Janie!!!! You are indeed the last person on the thread. I'm not really here as I wouldn't be caught on such a stupid ass thread........................They have to be a helluva' lot more stupid than this before I post to them!!! That Cuban Paradise thread for instance................. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Seamus Kennedy Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:03 AM Hi guys! I just got here. What's goin' on? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:39 AM Well, there ya' go Seamus..... Just like when you make love with the woman on top......ya' fucked up. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: GUEST,John MacKenzie Date: 14 Apr 11 - 04:49 AM That's how you come to a sticky end, Spaw. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Georgiansilver Date: 14 Apr 11 - 06:16 AM Fin |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 14 Apr 11 - 06:41 AM I'm so happy to again have a goal in life. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Bill D Date: 14 Apr 11 - 09:59 AM So....can Jesus now proceed to drop-kick you? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Apr 11 - 11:26 AM LOL @ Bill............. "So....can Jesus now proceed to drop-kick you?" Rather than try to come up with a witty response or addition, let me just say flat out........THAT was an absolutely great line which really did make me laugh out loud! Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: GUEST,Crazy Horse Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:32 PM Why have you not visited me today, Spaw? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:46 PM I looked in but you were being cornholed by some Canadian guy......... Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: GUEST,Crazy Horse Date: 14 Apr 11 - 01:54 PM Politeness isn't your foremost virtue, is it? We had a remedy for types like you back in the day. I'm going to see if I can pull some strings with the administrators and get you blocked from even visiting my website in future. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: catspaw49 Date: 14 Apr 11 - 05:58 PM Look Blockboy, I can be polite and I'm more than happy to be so with you if you just keep an eye over your shoulder for the Canadian dude.......Be sure he doesn't nail your horse too. Spaw |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 14 Apr 11 - 06:59 PM What, Bill? And then have to come up a another goal? Don't answer that! It will blow my chances to win. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: gnu Date: 14 Apr 11 - 07:15 PM Spaw... couldn't been a Canuck or he woulda nailed the horse's ass already. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 14 Apr 11 - 08:12 PM So, there were a Canuke antelope, a Buckeye cat with claws, an Amer-Irishman named after a Mainiac's Labrador Retriever, a lewd Scotsman, some crazy kid of the male persuasion, and the Kansas-bred Wizard of Odd, all locked in Jacqui's cellar with a horse.... |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 15 Oct 11 - 02:00 AM ...when suddenly a large orangutan burst into the room...an orangutan wearing a "Boston Celtics" T-shirt. "Halftime!" he screeched. "Who's got chips?" |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: JohnInKansas Date: 15 Oct 11 - 03:13 AM But what if the last post says: THIS THREAD IS CLOSED? John |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: JohnInKansas Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:19 AM Hey guys, it was a WHATIF, I didn't mean it really was closed. Two hours without a smartass remark is a long time for a good BS thread. John |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 15 Oct 11 - 06:42 AM Rats, John. I was just gonna say "the last post doesn't say that anymore!" The horse stared down his nose at the ape, then snorted, "Chips? Chips? Do you see any buffalo lounging around this joint? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Leadfingers Date: 15 Oct 11 - 07:01 AM wot ?? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Neil D Date: 15 Oct 11 - 09:52 PM hhmmmm... |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: MGM·Lion Date: 16 Oct 11 - 06:24 AM • |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: gnu Date: 16 Oct 11 - 08:57 PM Nice try. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: Janie Date: 16 Oct 11 - 11:35 PM Darlin' Leadfingers, In the home where Buffalo used to room, dried buffalo dung is referred to as buffalo chips. (apparently burns well on a cold night on the treeless prairie.) Horses deposit road apples, dried or otherwise. Not sure about gnus. Horses, compared to chimps from Chicago, are generally genteel, and while intellectual, somewhat literally inclined. Surely this post is sufficient to stifle all further comment, and will insure I regain my edge in this all important competition. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this th From: MGM·Lion Date: 17 Oct 11 - 12:29 AM ? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,999 Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:24 AM "apparently burns well on a cold night on the treeless prairie" No offense, but so did my shorts. Dry buffalo, horse and cow shit do burn real good. Well, not dry buffalo as in a buffalo wots had no water, but the buffalo's turds wots been drying in the sun burn well. Watch a field after a grass fire. Hot spots all over the place. Rabbit turds, cow pies, deer leavings and horse droppings: a veritable feast for the eyes as it were. (For you survival folk, everything is edible except the cow and horse stuff. OK, that's half, not everything, but get hungry enough and the animals would have been gone to begin with.) I'll explain about the shorts at another time. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: MGM·Lion Date: 17 Oct 11 - 03:34 AM ! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: VirginiaTam Date: 17 Oct 11 - 11:02 AM "No," she replies innocently: because in her part of Darkest Somerset or wherever her family have their estate, "a 'pistol' is what they call "the fifth leg of a stallion". |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thre From: Ebbie Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:04 AM ! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Bill D Date: 18 Oct 11 - 10:38 AM one |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: goatfell Date: 18 Oct 11 - 03:58 PM no |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: DrugCrazed Date: 18 Oct 11 - 05:42 PM Is this still going? |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:24 PM Is the Pope Catholic? Do pigs roll in shit? Does an Italian grocery stock fresh garlic? - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:37 PM hrrrmph! According to the official book of rules on "The Last Word" It says plain as day on page 298, rule no. 643, that punctuation marks are not words. Oh dear, page 1045, rule no. 123,456, that numerals are not either. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:38 PM Thus and therefore.... forty two. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 18 Oct 11 - 07:45 PM So...how do ya feel about older chimps? - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: gnu Date: 18 Oct 11 - 08:34 PM "Do pigs roll in shit?" No. But hound dogs do. Especially beagles. Had to clean mine many times. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 19 Oct 11 - 12:00 AM Yeah, I guess ya got a point there. Okay then. Dogs. - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: polaitaly Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:28 AM Well, an Italian grocery ( in Italy ) don't stock fresh garlic. To buy fresh garlic you have to go to a vegetables seller...:-) pol |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Chongo Chimp Date: 19 Oct 11 - 01:40 PM Izzat right? Geez, I am down to maybe 1 out of 3 here. I must be slippin'. - Chongo |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 11 - 06:21 PM "how do ya feel about older chimps?" Well, if I was looking for parasites, I'd put on gloves and start at the head. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Bill D Date: 19 Oct 11 - 06:27 PM How about older chumps? No, *I* don't know any.... |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:29 PM You sure about that? ;-D |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Jeri Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:43 PM Isent Mudcat wunderful? Evin the most speshulest of speshul peepul have a plase! They doesn't evin haf to halve ennything to say! (Which ain't nuthin new!) Whoa, forr sentences and 3 exculmation marsks... (Must be a wreckerd) |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Little Hawk Date: 19 Oct 11 - 07:52 PM You have outdone Shane. That's not easy. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Jeri Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:21 PM Shane is a pussty! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:21 PM If I have to outlive all of you in order to do this, I WILL be the last one on this thread! (or not.) |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:24 PM Funny you should post that, Jeri. I was just about to out you as the person making millions of pennies writing the anthropomorphic captions for all those cat pics. I'd recognize that style anywhere! |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Jeri Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:25 PM It might be a great fundraising opportunity. Stick it in the auction. The highest bidder (donation to Mudcat) gets to write a message then have the thread closed, so they're the last poster. Of course it wouldn't work because some bored person would just start another thread... or 10. Shame. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:36 PM Jeri, I would accuse you of having too many meaningful, fun and fulfilling things going on in your life to understand why some of us might enjoy the distraction of a little play....except that you too are posting here:^) |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Jeri Date: 19 Oct 11 - 08:59 PM Janie, it's ether this or I hafta figger out WTF "Angry Birds" is. I heared about that, and I'm a frade if I start, I won't be abel to stop with out a inner venshin or somethig. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 19 Oct 11 - 09:10 PM I suspect I don't want to know more about angry birds. (must - not - google....) |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Jeri Date: 19 Oct 11 - 09:23 PM Janie, I think it's safe to Google it. It just sounds like one of those wacky things OTHER people do. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 20 Oct 11 - 07:30 PM I probably won't win the trip to Australia during my local public radio fund drive. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: Janie Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:11 PM I still don't know what "angry birds" is, other than a game that I think is a facebook game. However, there is a Carolina Wren that frequents my car and carport that is either very angry or very amorous. Or at least, very, very loud. Astonishing, the volume of the assorted songs that stream from that diminutive throat. Waiting for you to recover well enough, skipy, to make good on your initial promise as the OP. |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:47 PM I hearn that someone was, like, slambderin' my name here, eh? Don't flippin' get me mad! And don't flippin' get me started neither. - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: GUEST,Blind DRunk in Blind River Date: 28 Jun 13 - 10:56 PM One flippin' HUNDRED!!! How do ya like that, eh? I rule! - Shane |
Subject: RE: BS: I AM going to be the last one on this thread.. From: MGM·Lion Date: 29 Jun 13 - 02:36 AM CI |