BS: ...but a sword

Subject: BS: ...but a sword
From: Paul Burke
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 05:30 AM

Let he who is without sin cast aspersions.

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Big Mick
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 06:42 AM

Obviously an unbalanced person, and a dysfunctional couple.

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: JennyO
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 06:52 AM

Sounds like a pair of religious nutters that deserve each other to me!

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Rapparee
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:44 AM

{sigh} I thought this was about fencing....

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: John O'L
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 08:57 AM

When he was interviewed by the police, Watson immediately accepted he had gone too far.
Speaking after the hearing, Mrs Watson said..."The Devil was in the house that night...It was the devil that made him do that."


There you go. Conflict resolution. What more could you ask?
Mel be praised.

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:14 AM

"The Devil was in the house that night. I had to remind Michael that I am one of God's annointed people. It was the devil that made him do that."

Was Flip Wilson there?

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: mack/misophist
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 10:50 AM

In what way is she annointed? Does any one know?

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 11:39 AM

In what way is she annoying? She's a fu#king lunatic for starters. And she sounds like she'd be the one on top, that's for sure.

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 11:47 AM

The Devil was in the DVD. Everybody knows that once you get above a certain minimum of storage capacity, Satan's minions can get into the electronics and really f*** things up for you. See the Song Challenge called Beezlebub Bytes. It's right there in writin' so you know it's gotta be true!!


A

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Dead Horse
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 02:40 PM

I might very well be tempted to throttle MY wife if she were to buy me a Mel Gibson film for my birthday. Case dismissed. NEXT !

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 04:44 PM

*LOL* Dead Horse!

Well, clearly the woman is one of God's anointed because He talks to her...in her head....

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: jeffp
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 04:53 PM

Where else would He talk to her? In her feet!?

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Amos
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 04:55 PM

"I heard the voice of God in my left big toe...."


Naaaaaah, it would never fly, even in the White House.


A

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: GUEST
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 05:25 PM

Done to the tune of the "Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose", and a minor revision, there's a song in there.

I heard the voice of God in my big toe

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: robomatic
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 05:30 PM

Now that's th'BIG Piggie!

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 12 Sep 06 - 05:53 PM

Weeeell, I was making the distinction between that & her EARS! *G*

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 07:35 AM

It's usually about the remote control...

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: fat B****rd
Date: 13 Sep 06 - 02:49 PM

Ahhh Bedlington ! Where the terriers come from. Such people are to be avoided.

Subject: RE: BS: ...but a sword
From: GUEST,Bruce Baillie
Date: 14 Sep 06 - 05:25 AM

...She was planning a RELAXING evening watching Mel Gibson's 'The Passion of the Christ?' Have you seen that fucking film there's bugger all relaxing about it! gratuitous violence on a grand scale is what I call it! I thought watching people being tortured to death went out with the Romans but after seeing that film I know better! AND I also think that for the battering Jesus took in that film the special effects make up the actor wore was pretty understated, so it wasn't terribly realistic. I think making films like that is not art, it's just a modern day version of the Roman Ampitheatre catering to the human bloodlust!