BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.

Subject: BS: Ne'er-do-wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 05:40 PM

The 85 Billion threat--a treasured source of wisdom and wankerdom, genius and fart bubbles, brains and handkerchiefs, snow and wood, rocks and microwaves--needs YOU. If you are tired of being an idiot on other threads, if people make raspberry sounds at you there and you keep getting shit from folks for even opening your mouth, well, the 85 Billion thread is for you. We do not give a rat's ass what you say as long as you say it in such a way that no one can understand it. The thread will not reach its goal if you don't post to it once a day or even more, like twice in three days.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: SINSULL
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 06:15 PM

Screw you, brucie!
(A carryover from a previous thread.)

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST,Autolycos
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 06:34 PM

I'm doing better, so don't think I can help.


   Just trying to help.


   And failing.


   ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 07:10 PM

Nice to see everyone getting along.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: terrier
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 07:25 PM

I've just realised whats missing in my life..... I don't have a TV

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Peace
Date: 16 Oct 06 - 08:21 PM

I don't, either. Trust me, that ain't what's missin'. What's missin' from my point of view in my own life is a butler and a driver and a limousseen/limoscen/big car. And a cook. Yep, definitely need a cook.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 05:45 AM

I just want the chance to prove that money won't make me happy.

LTS

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Bunnahabhain
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 07:52 AM

I run a highly trained, prize winning team of Ne'er do well in Edinburgh. I don't know If I can get them to Mudcat though.....

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 08:19 AM

I'm looking for a large grant to prove or disprove the saying "Money can't buy happiness." Please send several tax-exempt millions of US dollars and I'll let you know in ten or fifteen years.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 02:30 PM

I'm not going to post here because that will use valuable time I could spend doing something truly useful. You guessed it (unless you din't), I will be posting to the 85 Billion Thread. Actually I just did that. Maybe I should again so as to render my previous statement truthful. Or maybe I shdkjdbnf ujf j jfhvbjnfbv jhjhvbf. No, I guess not.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 02:37 PM

KB is hereby fined $27.13 for excessive use of 'j's' ...and another $12.18 for too many 'v's'. These letters are not used to so much extra work.

Please remit fines to Rapaire to help with his project.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST,KB
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 02:42 PM

I know you can't buy love, but you can rent it.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 02:45 PM

If you have a chauffeur...a kitchen staff....a band that plays anything you want them to play......a beautiful,luxurious car...a fantastic house....over a million pounds in the bank....good luck to you as it makes no difference to your happiness as you have already found.........what are you really loking for?.......ask me again eh?

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Georgiansilver
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 02:47 PM

sorry LOOKING for

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST,I was there at the beginning man
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 04:48 PM

I saw the title of this thread and new instantly i wanted to be part of it. In fact I think I might just post on this thread from now on instead of the 85 billion one.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Bill D
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 04:58 PM

Fickle poster, fickle poster!

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Rapparee
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 05:17 PM

Pickle foster, pickle foster!

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Peace
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 05:23 PM

Hey. I have the newest thing and I am going to see about how to get it registered on the NYSE. This is gonna be BIG. I will let specific people in on it--a ground floor opportunity to have money and riches beyond the average billionaire's dreams and all for the LOW price of five posts to the 85 billion thread. If there are 25 more posts before the hour of midnight EST, I will post the idea here tomorrow. It is a franchise opportunity, easy to make and the profit potential is enormous. There are presently 487 posts to the 85 billion thread. If there are 487 + 25 by midnight (that's like, 523 or something), then I will release the idea. It's a gold mine, figuratively speaking.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Bert
Date: 17 Oct 06 - 07:44 PM

...Ne'er-do -wells wanted...

You've come to the right place.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: Stephen L. Rich
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 01:32 AM

But we don't need the snowshoes. That's what goats are for.

Stephen Lee

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: gnu
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 07:12 AM

Feels a tad chilly. Must go stoke up the wood stove again.

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST,Autolycos
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 06:56 PM

I may be wonderful (C. in a circle Groucho), but where are the ne'er-do-wells wanted? here? or at the 85 billion caper?

Or ...ahhhh.I see, we're not supposed to know (a need-not-to-know basis) beeeeeeeecause.......it
                            doesn't
                            matter.

I've got it.

Or, given that it doesn't matter, haven't got it.

Tjis is, you understand, the brainstorm before the sleep.

Over.


   Ivor

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: frogprince
Date: 18 Oct 06 - 08:40 PM

This fellar would have fit in fine

Subject: RE: BS: Ne'er-do -wells wanted. Urgently.
From: GUEST
Date: 19 Oct 06 - 11:38 AM

'But we don't need the snowshoes. That's what goats are for.'

Not in certain parts of Scotland.