Lyr Add: Super..

Subject: Lyr Add: Super..
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 05:31 PM

SUPERTELEVANGELISTIC SEX-AND-DRUGS PSYCHOSIS
Parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" (Sherman/Sherman)
Lyrics by M. Spaff Sumsion

I used to be a master of the anti-gay crusade
Until a butch disaster blew my pastor masquerade
But if it's true I'm pounding more than pulpits, don't blame me
It's 'cause I caught my hooker-tweaker-stud's infirmity

It's...
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Worse than plague and bird flu crossed with osteoporosis
We were playing doctor and he gave this diagnosis:
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm
Tammy Faye

I found the perfect therapist - the kind that gives massage
I like to drive my Escort and I park in his garage
I swear he only serves me crank when all his Coke is gone
And then he helps me straighten out my Peter, James, and John

Blame
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
That's my greatest guilty pleasure next to Guns N' Roses
Good thing there's no ban on it in all the books of Moses
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis

Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm Tammy Faye Umm Haggard Bakker Swaggart umm
Tammy Faye

It seems all pious public figures bugger on the sly
But Jesus loved Republicans and sinners; so must I
Say "Holy moley, Mister Foley! That boy's underage!"
But I believe the congressman has turned another page

Oh!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis
Next time, better cut me off at handshakes and Mimosas
No more meth or men for me (at least in overdoses)!
Supertelevangelistic sex-and-drugs psychosis!

C Spaff.com 2006+

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Super..
From: Joe Offer
Date: 14 Nov 06 - 06:15 PM

Simply profound, Dick...



There's more good stuff at http://spaff.com/

-Joe-

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Super..
From: dick greenhaus
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:01 PM

restore. THis went by so fast that some folks have told me they missed it.

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Super..
From: Leadfingers
Date: 19 Nov 06 - 10:07 PM

That is making my Brain hurt !!

Subject: RE: Lyr Add: Super..
From: The Fooles Troupe
Date: 20 Nov 06 - 12:01 AM

Brilliant!