BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra

Subject: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 08:40 AM

Just heard a news story on the radio.
Glasgow smokers went to their doctor for help giving up smoking. The doctor prescribed some tablets to help stop.
Due to some computer glitch, instead of the anti-smoking tablets, the prescriptions came out for the wrong drug - a generic form of Viagra.
I think the pharmacy spotted the mistake, so no harm done, but I wonder what might have been the outcome otherwise.
Perhaps it might have kept them off the cigs?
Improved their self esteem?
Perhaps they would increase their smoking - a cigarette after sex?
Maybe there's a song in there?
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: John MacKenzie
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 08:45 AM

I loved the final line of the report, which said that the chemist spotted the error and gave them the correct pills, said he didn't want them coming in with one urge, and going out with another ;o)
Giok

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: katlaughing
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 09:17 AM

That's ironic considering how much ciggies can effect the ability of a man to "get it up!"

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: catspaw49
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 10:31 AM

The generic name for Viagra is Mycoxaphalin.

Spaw

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 03:30 PM

'Spaw, if anyone else had cracked that appalling joke, I'd say they should hang their heads in shame, but as its you, I'll not bother....*G*

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Geoff the Duck
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:45 PM

Paul - this thread isn't about anything Hanging in Shame.
Quack!
GtD.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Rapparee
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:50 PM

I tried smoking that Viagra stuff but I burned my lips trying to light it.

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Paul from Hull
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 06:59 PM

*LOL* Geoff....true!

Subject: RE: BS: Forget Ciggies try Viagra
From: Liz the Squeak
Date: 13 Dec 06 - 07:15 PM

Just remember to take 'em with water - you don't want a stiff neck....

Mark Wallingford tells of a smoker friend in Bradford whose wife forbid him to smoke in the house, so he smoked in the yard. His neighbours would come out and bum fags off him (sorry, scrounge cigarettes) so he started walking whilst he smoked. He couldn't work out whether smoking was making him fitter or if walking was giving him bronchitis.

LTS