BS: Happy Something

Subject: BS: Happy Something
From: s&r
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 07:17 AM

Just received this. Wold like to pass our best to all in a similar fashion

Stu

"Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our nation great. Not to imply that we are necessarily greater than any other country nor the only great nation in the Northern Hemisphere . And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms.
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issue of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issue of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

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Subject: RE: BS: Happy Something
From: mack/misophist
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:12 AM

I'll get back to you after legal has checked this out. Pending...

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Something
From: Cluin
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:14 AM

Ummmmm... can I drink now?

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Something
From: SINSULL
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:17 AM

How dare you! Max will hear of this!

Subject: RE: BS: Happy Something
From: Jerry Rasmussen
Date: 19 Dec 06 - 10:34 AM

I hate proselytizing. And I'm not even sure how to spell it.

Howzabout: Be Happy At Your Own Risk?

Jerry