The Republican,Democrat and the POPE!!!

Subject: RE: The Republican,Democrat and the POPE!!!
From: Jim Lad
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 11:57 AM

Couldn't get past "hell" with a capital "H". That's as far as I read. To each his own I suppose.

Subject: RE: The Republican,Democrat and the POPE!!!
From: Peace
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 11:51 AM

Fuck off Chuck.

Subject: RE: The Republican,Democrat and the POPE!!!
From: Wesley S
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 11:45 AM

Several things are wrong with this joke. First of all we have joke threads for things like this.Looke in the BS section.

Second of all - Popes don't wander around by themselves out in the woods. That ruined it for me.

And third - if those gun toatin' Republicans want to do some good they should go over to Iraq where they belong. That way we can send the boys home. Where they should be in the first place.

Subject: The Republican,Democrat and the POPE!!!
From: tarheel
Date: 06 Feb 07 - 11:21 AM

A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales"
>> hat, and a "To Hell with Bush" T-shirt, was screaming while struggling
>> frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the grasp of a
>> 10 foot grizzly.
>>
>>         As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came
>> racing up. One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest... The
>> other two reached up and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Democrat from
>> the bear's grasp. Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off
>> the bear and two of them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the
>> other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat.
>>
>>
>>         As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over.
>> "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them "I heard
>> there was a bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic
>> Environmental activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is
>> not true."
>>
>>         As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who
>> was that guy?" "It was the Pope," another replied "He's in direct
>> contact with heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger
>> said, "he may have access to all wisdom but he sure doesn't know anything
>> about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait holding up, or do we need to
>> go back to Massachusett s and snatch another one?"
Tar...